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cockchomp: raphmike: I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS THE ONLY CHRISTMAS MOVIE THAT MATTERS

You love it when I do my dance, booty shake with a hand stand

becausecastiel: #no but see #this line #is fucking harsh #because it’s not so much ‘I like past you’ #as it is ‘I miss past you’ #I miss when you were snarky #I miss when you cared about people #I miss when you had something to lose #I

This one is tighter, and more form-fitting. I like it.

mcavoys: #at this point charles is just #rubbing it into her face #erik and i #we both are here #together #we came for you together #we came together #both of us with each other #we are together #that’s the point i am trying to make raven

hippielife19: Novo Amor is AMAZING. If you’re a Bon Iver fan you NEED to watch this! I cannot believe it does not have more views!

Lucky for you, none of my posts here are flagged for adult content! Why you ask? Well, for one it could be because I’m a good wholesome horse who isn’t lewd.ClearlyBut I know many of you are migrating all over and potentially leaving Tumblr. That’s

I had to edit for length, but… this is probably going down in history as one of my fave fanfic comments of all time. It’s not often I get compared to Poe and Pinhead in the same breath XD

captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”

It’s not ciri though!Inspired by this

elikamikun: “Your face seems to have ‘tease me’ written all over it. I really want to. Well, you seem tired today so I’ll leave you be. Before, I would usually be spending the night drinking with Yuzuki and the others, but it’s not too bad

scottbaiowulf: The typo makes this shirt absolutely amazing it’s not a typo

black-love-unity: ithelpstodream: Isiah Lopaz is a black American college-educated artist and writer living in Berlin. http://himnoir.com A lot of yall “allies” gonna act like yall never seen this post and keep scrolling cus yall see a shirt

ignescent:jaubaius: It’s still stupid but it worksheet This is so fun, because it’s a solidly learned superstition.

animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give

Hannibal goes to McDonalds in this fic and no one can stop me.

This was the moment that started it all—their story, their lives, their love, and their goodbye. (x)

pygmy-of-triviality: all-she-had: mad-man-without-a-plan: tenxrosetyler: I think this is it. I think this is my favorite post on tumblr. born to save the doctor indeed you forgot someone One of these things is not like the others….

octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny.

doortotomorrow:au : rose travels to bad wolf bay to meet up with the doctor, but it’s not the doctor she expects to see when she gets there…

Not-so-First Impressions

karkittyinthetardis: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This

septiseph: It’s not the same anymore but better [based on this post]

ishipitlikeups: jessicalprice:mjandersen: I have been here, multiple times! By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.And believe it or not, it gets better.

stravaganza: banderboucher: it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm everyday is a sunday

coeurandrogyne: madmanwithsomesocks: rhaegare-deactivated20150522: I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her. This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room)

whitegirlsaintshit: what this is? is this pee? yall triflin. Somebody needs to drink more water

msjenai: imsoshive: He didn’t just say that. Tell me he did not just say that. I hope this isn’t true. Newsflash for all the seemingly out of touch with reality people: just because you may know a black person, it does NOT excuse the negative

khiravaggio: sauvamente: Call CPS Trying to be a tweaker? She has a kid and she wants to try crack like it’s a game.

dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t

shokugekis: “Do you like Hinazuki? You were staring at her the whole time in class.”“It’s not that I “like” her. It’s more like she’s kind of on my mind.“

roxe-kun: “We can heal our broken hearts and wounded bodies together” Inspired on the japanese art Kintsugi. I liked the idea and had the urge to draw it and…I made this fast so it’s not so perfect.

This is why I hate talking to certain people they just don’t reply and leave me in the dust *sigh* I know…It’s me

rosevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

hanamiyasbitch: saruhikoscock: tsunly: Everybody join hands and sing songs We’re going to perform a satanic ritual to bring Mikoto and Totsuka back you know we don’t have to resort to satanism we can always try this it’s not like it’ll cost

angry-wizards: craigslistdad: peachywonder: GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW idk guys this seems a little…. farfetch’d

electricsexdoll: I like this one because it’s weird. Not Quite Naked

xoxotinamari: The newest set, “Don’t Mesh with Me” has just been released on www.xoxotinamari.com and I am REALLY excited about this set!! Go check it out!!! Photo Credit: @hmphotography69

xoxotinamari: Some would say there’s nothing sexier than seeing a woman in a man’s shirt. If you agree, then you’ll love this week’s set, White Collar, by the exceptional @dennispkelly! Head on over to xoxotinamari.com to check it out!!

xoxotinamari: This week we’re getting wet with Voyeur Views: Sunset Bath by HM Photography. Head on over to xoxotinamari.com to check it out!!

carlotta-champagne: This is one of the several new photos posted on my patreon in my new work folder for the month. Photo by @hollyrandall Check it out at Www.patreon.com/thecarlotta #impliednude #implied #beautiful #skin #brunette #carlottachampagne

adventurebuns1: We were so happy to get this picture from @danieljames.photography! He said it was a photo of his friend in her #birthdaysuit, taken somewhere along the Pacific Coast Highway. What a great friend @alliebanallie93 must be to pose! We

soakingspirit: katyjohopkins Posting my own naked bum is my greatest internet joy. Megan took this picture. We bathed with a few naked strangers this weekend and it was nothing short of glorious.

ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: GUYS MY FAVORITE BAND IS GOING TO DENVER IN NOVEMBER AND I MAY GET TO SEE THEM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITMENT ahoboandhisbox said: WHAT BAND WHO WHO WHO THE BLACK

jonesskillian: My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me

i-am-of-asgard: didyouknowwaltdisney: The best explanation of Love I have seen in a Disney Film. i think that’s because it’s not unfathomable like true love and fate it’s something we can all achieve…

empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

moschi-no-yes: Lmao this is so lame because this is the metro in LA so it’s not cool jacquemousse

monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i

deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone

that5amanon: in-the-dreamscape: Okay but why are we forgetting this part I’m gonna be honest here and say Mabel had it coming. Stan and Mabel have been teasing and excluding Dipper since the first few episodes of Season 1. Sometime, she’d have

inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like

boopsombra: hollyweed is like hollywoo in bojack horseman but you know theyll fix it and not be as cool about it

not sure y snapchat made me blue but I was feeling it

It’s not easy sometimes, things get crowded, thoughts keep flooding, not being able to sit still, just restless. People need someone to guide them, to help them calm down, be at ease.I myself have a hard time of not thinking, I internalize too many

This bitch empty……of empathy for others(lnoml)Y E E T

cinderblocklynn: Honestly it’s not that surprising people can’t accept bisexuals exist when people still think you can’t like both dogs and cats

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