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“I read the post by the girl in the pretty bra, and it reminded me so much of me, I thought I’d share my story and show someone that they are not alone. I was brought up like that too. I mean every mother teaches her kid that her private
femaleledworld: - It takes me longer to get ready this way, but teaching him the skills is worth the delay!
azor-slave79: “It’s me again, Mistress Gertrude. Right now I teach my pony new commands. When I sit on my horse and start to ride him, I expect that my pet will carefully obey my orders. I know very well, that my slave feels terrible humiliation
“hello Master. my mistress is becoming very acclimated to being on a leash. It makes me happy to see her learning her proper place. Thank you for letting me treat her like a dumb little mutt. We are so grateful that you are teaching us what
pinkbabyprincess:There should probably be a rule about wearing so many different shades of pink and someone should probably teach it to me
her-master: Yes, there are biological reasons your body has the openings it does, but you know that is not the answer I was looking for. The answer is much more simple, and even more true. Your holes exist to please Me. Pure and simple. Now, let me teach
what-the-floofin: Learning ASL, and Gaster’s helping. He’s still a bit too fast and delicately signed for me to keep up though, hehe Signing a simple ‘Hello, my name is Gaster.’ Or at least I hope so ahahaha *WIP*
Ok so i have write this story for 2nd graders that teaches a lesson/moral and the lesson/moral has to be from either a song/book/show Does anyone have any ideas if so could you please tell me the lesson/moral and where it came from please? Im literally
asleepylioness: Dearest, I saw this bottle and immediately thought of you. Ristretto… Come drink it with me? (Plus teach me how to edit my photos?!) Bendywithboobies xx As soon as i finish queuing up CC i’m on a plane - my editing skills will be
stephiejo90: “yeah little sis…..it feels great doesn’t it? I’m so glad mom agreed to let me teach you about sex…..”“Ohhhhh yeah bro, we’ll need to practice every day….will you promise to stop jacking off so I can have all your nut
arousingsounds: Let me teach you. Let me watch you explore. Let me praise you for how well you took your first load of cum by sharing it with a kiss.
ask-humming-way: You definitely need to teach it to me, I haven’t heard anything like it before! The tune is less jaunty but more calming and relaxing; like a lullaby. ^w^
What if I just make all my students refer to me by my last name without a Mr./Mrs./Ms./whatever in front of it? Then the polite students shit themselves and go “B-b-but is it… are you… what are you?” And I just glare at them
I think what’s really pissed me off about this whole bullying training I’m going through is that it thinks issues related to identity/culture are just examples of bullying that can be confronted the same way as any instance of it. One of the
Nobody would want someone like me teaching their kids, anyway. I’m mentally ill, untreated, and I’m a liability. If anything, this was the moment that really made me realize how stupid it as to think I could be anything. Letting go has just
rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18
sexpai: “You’re beating me up because I’m right and you can’t prove me wrong!”
my family had this huge fight-conversation about how public education is full of liberals and how it’s destroying the conservative american population. then my grandpa approached me and said “now [given name] you gotta promise me that you
I keep thinking about the end quote from the last episode of Criminal Minds, because I actually feel like it’s appropriate for today. It’s a Joseph Campbell quote that goes “We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as
Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade in elementary school, because I wrote in cursive/made my text fancy. It became enough of a problem my mom had to approach me about it. It’s actually ridiculous how much of elementary
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my boss just forwarded me an email he received from a parent an ahhHHHHHhhh it’s her saying that the school should hire me full time and that I am a ~much needed dose of enthusiasm~ to the school what the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just spent last night unable to stop thinking about Joseph spitting on Caesar’s junk and Caesar grabbing her by his feet and hissing, “Don’t you ever do that again.” And you expect me to teach children????? I’m out.
my principal just emailed me to say that my classroom will be “functional” tomorrow?! I don’t know if that means it’ll be like. tolerable. but!!!! it’s something!!!!
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
ah so I had my interview and apparently it went so well I made it to the second round! so I’ll be doing a demo lesson next week and interviewing with the principal.also, p much everybody is a woman on the administration which makes me feel Safe and
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
maxisthenewalex: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqGGmfDZsWU) Don’t wait for it. Watch it. Excellent cover.
soooo today my projector screen fell onto me.naturally, my students were worried. I assure them I was fine and got ready to call the office.a student then grabbed her phone and asked, “hey can I post this on snapchat?”high schoolers are about as
I had an interiew today and I found out four hours later I made it to the next round! It’d be a tenured track position so it’d be a permanent home for me so any and all positive vibes would be appreciated!
nauticae:any hopes and dreams of colouring it died with a person who didnt have a stiff carpal tunnel brace on their wrist so i might as well post it as it is
annabelle–cane:it’s rotten work. especially to me especially if it’s you. I’ll fucking do it but christ alive.
icaroswing: It pisses me off that schools in Finland never teach us much about the ancient Finnish mythology. It’s interesting and important but It is always overruled by modern Christianity and many cool things are ignored and skipped as a “funny
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
The only reason I know the names of so many gems and minerals is from playing World of Warcraft. The knowledge has no real practical applications for me but it does allow me to own at the gem and minerals category on Jeopardy
noybat: “I’m Still Here”I saw the episode when Pearl was teaching Connie how to sword fight to protect Steven and when she accidentally said “why won’t you let me do this for you Rose” it made me realize how much she misses Rose so thus this
calligraphypenn: ndrs: calligraphypenn: Who can direct me to that cut dialogue where Aveline tries to teach Anders how to sword fight and he’s pants at it IM CRYING THEY ALL JUST SCREAM WHEN AVELINE GOES FOR THEM
tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. Its funny that most people don’t realize just how easy it is to pick locks with just a little practice. This is a great visual presentation!! The way it works is
bigbroth4u: It turns me on when one li’l bro teaches another how to please me. Think YOU can turn me on? Show me! Find @bigbroth4u on Twitter for even more sexy shenanigans. Visit the ARCHIVE to see more than 21,000 posts!
molotowcocktease: marcoereus: I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles,
kriscantspeakgerman: Someone asked me how I draw the skelebros, so…here’s a guide showing my process :v I definitely spent WAY too much time on this ahhahaha x__x but like, I used to tutor kids and this reminded me how fun it is to teach people stuff
fitness-fits-me: pro-bees-anti-feminism:Talk to both about both, don’t let your sexism affect your parenting. ^^ THAT COMMENT!!🙏 READ THIS…… KNOW IT…. PASS IT ON… TEACH IT.
foxxyforyou:cocklustingsissyfsg:mistresslaurenxxx:Reblog and dm me if you give your ass to mistress Thought about and i am going to bend over and take it like a good bitch!Yes ma'am Mistress please use me teaching me Absolutely yes, crave the feeling
poopjokesanonymous:i hate those posts that are so aggressively worded because the op thought it would be funny or get them more notes like just teach me about the benefits of different types of tea without calling me a “fucker”
imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them
englishmajorhumor: lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes College will teach you how to get ready in five.
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching
let-me-dream-with-the-stars:let-me-dream-with-the-stars:let-me-dream-with-the-stars:Ok but this? This was clearly them slotting lips, SHOW ME THE OTHER ANGLE SO WE CAN SEE IT BETTER DAMN ITAYOOO????AND YOY FUCKING KNOW WHATThere’s that period where
redwolferotica:Lil RedBeing submissive does not mean I am weakBeing submissive means I am strongI give my submission to Daddy because he has earned itHe guides me, teaches me and makes me a better version of my self.It takes strength to surrender fully
I made you an unimpressed Rubes who is totally seeing through your farce and wants to know why they’re not good enough to be on your blog even if it was sin for muscle practice please teach me sempai
sinpphire: K HERE IT IT IS I DID THE MEME AS PROMISED
pombitart: smol gem needs to learn the power of teamwork. like these two
ammetrine: It pisses me off so much when I see articles in Teen Magazines about what makeup or clothes guys like girls to wear. It’s teaching young, impressionable women that it’s more important to please men than yourself. Women should not dress
multiplegenredisorder: humorstaff: Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never Have you seen him do it on sand??
can I have this dance? i can feel you all judging me shut up i like this song anyways, right here Miku is teaching Luka how to dance and Luka is a bit nervous (if it wasn’t obvious ahaha i like to make sure u guys know whats up)
prospectivecuckold:Anyone else think it would be super hot to have your wife teach you how to suck cock? Or is it just me?
little-slut-with-lots-to-say: It turns me on. No question. I have a thing about a smart guy. But not a nerdy smart guy. A smart guy that can teach me things. That I can learn from. Grow from. Become a better person from. Huge fucking turn-on. Makes
Honestly, I'm scared to get too close to people. It seems that every time I get close to someone, they always have a reason to leave later on. Maybe it's fate teaching me that life goes on, or maybe I just trust the wrong people.
