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bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. Itâ€™s a queen-sizedâ€¦ You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…

You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla, I’m in control of your cock. Yeah, she probably just meant that I need to make sure you don’t hook up with any of my friends, but I took it literally. You want me to get you in trouble

keycrash: apparently ppl don’t know about waifu2x??? despite its… concerning name it’s literally the most convenient website i’ve ever come across as an artist it allows you to resize artwork without it becoming pixellated. this is a MASSIVE

sinnomatic: xxxubbles: the-mad-scorpio:kace-attorney: rose quartz didn’t give up her physical form for you to ship Jaspis She definitely didn’t give up her physical form for you to hate and throw this in the tags either soooo Literally, what does

vent: how do artists like, not drive themselves crazy? you either can’t think of anything at all despite really reaally wanting to, or you think of a million super desirable things but can barely get through one. Like can i just finish this one freakin

You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,

androdragynous:art tipsdon’t call what you create “content”. regardless of what it is. that’s the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND

johnnystorm: that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with and you turn into a total freak WHERE ARE YOU AT WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU SHIP MY OTP DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH WHAT PART

bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,

kaseysellingseashells: queerwashing: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD

evangelidong: newrealpat: thewrithingsouth: medukea: friendly reminder that it is totally okay to be against feminism hmm…..no……no it isn’t…… I think gender equality is better than geminism, of course men did bad things to women and

literal-ghost said: It’ important that you do things for yourself, yeah, not for others. But it’s hard to be motivated when you feel like you’re not getting approval, or at least not approval from the people you want it from. I’m sorry that

It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.

wishywashymermaid: Seriously though show me one trans person who has said “die cis scum” within the last year Oh man looks like you cant do it because literally the only time anyone says “die cis scum” is when cis ppl are complaining and use

wendlatheradical: broadway songs in which it’s literally impossible to choose which part to sing: one day more - les mis don’t do sadness/blue wind - spring awakening what you own - rent 96,000 - in the heights quintet - west side story confrontation

shitandgay: reblog for nonbinary armin arlert…ignore for BEES in EVERY PAIR OF SOCKS YOU OWN

dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve

Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.

pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s

kidouyuuto: kidouyuuto: i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

yung-replica: Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.

simonbitdiddle: fabtrek: arandomshotinthedark: memewhore: zofrph: ellirph: gendersurrender: gendersurrender: “You don’t have to say thank you, it’s their job.” YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON Why would you teach your child to be rude

lumpyspaceprincessa: This lip lacquer thing is literally the exact shade I’ve been looking for but I’m not sure if I suit it/like it so 😕 it was only £3 though and it’s actually amazing, like I couldn’t get it off my lips when I was trying

aobabe: imagine noiz trying to hit on koujaku in german. “wie gehts, baby." "the fuck you just say to me." this is my most popular kounoi headcanon and i’m really happy about that.

myersandbriggs: transtrendad: we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke true.

babyphatjeans: don’t ever fuck with any nigga from ya job. don’t do it. DON’T. DO. IT. niggas literally run their fucking mouth too much and will have u looking a damn fool at work. go to work just to get ur check sis and mind ya business.

soulll: jumpingjacktrash: vastderp: thecuckoohaslanded: lovepsychothefirst: kaseysellingseashells: queerwashing: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour

i would really appreciate it iF MY NEIGHBORS WOULD STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT’S LITERALLY THE FIRST CALM DOWN YOU PATRIOTIC BEHEMOTHS!

bakwaaas:sometimes it takes years before you fully understand the reality of a situation you were in, for you to look back and see it for what it truly was

tofutits: bevakasha: officialcrow: bevakasha: officialcrow: GOD Literally never heard of any of these songs except the jayz one and the drake oneWtf youve heard youre a jerk i promise you It’s just weird how little hip hop is played hereLike

punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i

meowsatan: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise You’re blind and everything’s a surprise

disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were

me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*

itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.

I literally just want you to call me and tell me that you still need me

hyphen-hifin: trustloki: 3000–21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet

captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right

levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the

magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever

It’s so so nice being with Tom, even if he is fast asleep at the side of me right now, tbh not surprised it is 3:30. It’s something so simple but I’ve missed this, just being at the side of him awake or asleep…literally the smallest things short

antacidsnake:So a few days ago I saw something that just made me unfollow someone bc it’s like “you’re not that funny” ya know? And honestly it’s not a big deal but it’s stuck in the back of my mind like that last piece or food or a bit of

russandolly: pros and cons of having ridiculously long hair: pros: you look like a fucking forest goddess you can slap people in the face with it when you do hairflips cons: literally everything else

12ozmouse: yucky-icky: districtsugar: kittykat-sugar: heidiblairmontag: A short segment I created to illustrate Heidi Montag’s abusive relationship and how it can literally ruin someone’s life. Poor poor thing. Look at what he did to her 😢

cokeflow: It’s Monday you know what that means it’s almost Wednesday then it’s almost almost Friday so that’s kind of neat

hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS

you know that feeling when you lose ฽ to paying an overdraft fee? where you just feel a bit emptier inside? you know you just put money in the bank and it’s already gone out the window before you even walk back to your car. hopelessness.

If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove

bogleech: partlysmith: sugarkillsall: superhell: i fukcing hate this show This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to

universequartz: universequartz: universequartz: im gonna watch The Answer again to try and make myself feel better just a thought: sapphire was supposed to “die” (her physical form, at least) but she is saved through ruby’s gayness. it is literally

If I had a quarter for every time I heard a RWBY reactor say ‘Friendship’ after Adam says ‘What does she even see in you??’ I would be so fucking rich ya’ll

yuki-menoko: shadowkixx: charredasperity: AND THE AWARD FOR WORST LOGO RE-DESIGN OF ALL TIME GOES TO… for those of you confused about why it’s a z, it isn’t. It’s literally half of an A both rightside up and upside down. confirmed

I saw this picture and I loved it, I just had to colour it, I hope you don’t mind.(peridots–tardis)AAAH i didn’t expect this to be colored and i’m HAPPY

combat-skirts replied to your post: weiss is fun to draw&nbsp… that coat collar though. it’s literally impossible for me to draw. weiss why do you have a clam around the back of your neck ahAHA YEA omg when i first went to study her concept

You really get a feel for how incredibly rude and disrespectful some people can be when you are a woman naked on the internet. It is a whole different perspective.

literally never try to maintain a relationship in which you care far more about the person than they care for you. doesn’t matter if it’s romantic or platonic. feeling like you’re putting in all the effort and they’re putting in none? they don’t

prideinpassion: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue

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