its funny
find its funny on porn pin board
its funny clips
its funny videos
its funny images
Wedding photography … it’s all in the location
Crank it up
Make it a double
And it keeps gettin’ weirder every damn day
Besides, it smells better than tofu
That should cover it
The yin and yang of it all
C’mon, it’ll be fun, I promise
You didn’t hear it from me
Give it a rest, willya?
Watch it, Gareth is ravenous again
That’s not how I remember it
How about I fetch the tool and you do it yourself?
And it’s wearing the cutest shoes
Catch it off guard
Gimme a break, it’s Saturday
Who wore it best?
Let Auntie Carol fix it for you
Give it another week
Life is good, but pizza makes it better
That’s it, we’re outta here
That one night stand wasn’t worth it
I think it’s gotten itself lost this time
That’s it, I want my money back
Didn’t make it past the third digit…
Making a list and checking it twice
Gettin’ jiggy wit’ it
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to celebrating …
.Thus it was foretold by the Seven Hathors
More like you scared it to death
I hate it when he has more fun than me
What the hell’s taking it so long?!
But it will if I go outside
Well, it is salad season down under
Just glad to get through it
And it runs on magic fairy dust
If it fits, I sits
Or just inhale it if you prefer
Have a mimosa … it’ll save you from crying all over your eggs
Just in case you’ve had a rough week … or hey, maybe it’s your birthday!
I’d hazard a guess it’s bad luck any day of the week … but, whatever
If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong
Kindly keep it safely tucked away
Just limit it to two minutes, k?
At least I can’t smell it underwater
Best learn how to pronounce it while you’re still sober
Card’s gettin’ pretty full, fuzzface … best be slowin’ it down a bit
I have seen the future … and it’s creeping me out
Does it even matter? Srsly.
It’s still better than Seinfeld’s!
it-was-funny-to-me: this can’t be good for the back
It’s very bizarre. This was a fantasy dream I had around age 9.
billyguitar77: #this.is.Fun let’s do it
it’s true, chubby can be sexy. http://mwisaw.tumblr.com/
Animal Car Cat Clouds Cool Cute Cuteness Pattern Kitten Kitty - PicShip @weheartit.com http://whrt.it/z8t7nr
Breathe in the future. Breathe out the past. @weheartit.com http://whrt.it/W3N4K2
Badass Stealer on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/47884854/via/xegy
(M) We’ve both had some head…now it’s time to eat something other than each other’s pussy and cock.
tomhiddlesbitch: cancerously: superblys: anti-shipper: the-greatest-companion: castaneacreations: thegoodlannister: schwarzweis: thegoodlannister: My sister got me a Thor bobblehead. This is what I did with it. since I’m a serious grown adult,
takeitlikeagoodgirl: How I talk dirty. Dirty Talk 101 How T talks dirty. - D … :( -T It’s cute! - D