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Fooling around had always been a chore to me before. Not that I didn’t enjoy it, but actually getting around to it took lots of effort. But not with my big brother. I was eager to please him all the time. I wanted to be his little sex toy.
Bigger Versions: Footjob - Angle 1 Angle 2 Angle 3 Rey Solo (I just mean that it’s a solo pic of her, not that her name is actually Rey Solo. Or is it? Nah, probably not. Maybe,
pussyfreeloser:I’m the biggest loser, because I’m a virgin. A 28yo virgin. Virgins are the biggest losers! I’ve never had sex, not even ONCE! I don’t know what it feels like to stick my dick into a hot, wet pussy. That’s so sad! Well actually
bound-indulgence: temptingdominance: This is actually a difficult lesson to teach a boy. Because he has it ingrained in his mind that he should always furiously stroke a dick to please it. You do not need your hands and you should not use your hands
dunrath: This is what’s going on in my neighborhood right now.
pureax: florels: i’d be scared shitless if i were them It’s actually the most peaceful thing I’ve ever done. It’s nice not being able to touch the ground since I’m such a tall person, although I’m not the person in the picture, I have done
playernumber37:“how’d i get -”“don’t worry about it bro. try not to think. i know it’s hard.”“that was just a fantasy! i don’t actually want … this, not really! i have a life!”“yeah, you said you’d
secretlaurie: hatefuckingforbeginners: Every bitch takes it in the ass. It’s just not all of them know that yet. I was actually amazed the first time I tried anal and had an orgasm. I did not know that girls could orgasm that way.
OKAY I’M BACK TO PLAYING P4 AND THIS TIME I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL IT IS FINISHED. you all care I know it I set up a nice-sized T.V. in a corner over here so that I can play whenever I want and without interruption. Maybe this time I’ll actuall
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
Hey, guys! I wrote another fanfic! And, believe it or not, it’s not actually porn this time! Whaddaya think of that, huh? ;)
Wrist hurts > decides not to draw today > has an idea > draws it….JFCSo, this is Gaster & Grillby fusion [he DOES wear clothes, this pic was made for the general idea of the look, I am sooo never going to draw him again lmao, unless
youngblackandvegan: black women come in literally every shape, color, and size and so when a person says they aren’t attracted to black women it’s not actually about being physically attracted to black women it’s about an aversion to blackness and
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
redstarovermoundcity:papasmoke:it is actually incredibly easy to NOT attack children with chemical weapons I’ve been doing it my entire lifeexhaustive list of methods on how to not mace or tear gas children:don’t attack a childpolice: wtf
hug-your-face:dirtysweetheart:liberalsarecool:This tracks.That’s one tiny part of the problem, but it’s not the issue. That’s not why the government refuses to consider canceling student loan debt. It’s actually a lot worse than anyone imagines.
tanetaneisland:i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
With all the idiotic pics and comics touting that DWM BS, has anyone other than JJ himself made a decent counter-comic? Not just one mimicking/joking about it, but actually something serious to point out how much BS it is? If not, someone really should.
I actually have a meeting tomorrow morning with a parent, which I was discouraged enough over, because it is supposed to be done in 15 minutes and four teachers are supposed to speak during it. but now I’m like. not even interested in existing
fangirlingstamper: artemispanthar: incidentally, do not google “harvestman” if you are afraid of spiders because they are terrifying. Especially do not google “harvestman cluster”. Don’t. Don’t do it. DO NOT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0_ui0KTNg
cosplayguide: Which glue should you use for your next cosplay project? Oh, funfact, definitely do not use superglue on fabrics. Superglue produces a lot of heat when it comes in contact with fibers (like cotton) and can actually start a fire, not to
I also just generally have a big complex about missing out on things, not knowing things. I need to know things. I get really agitated knowing about potential things I’m interested in but not having access to it to actually experience it, so things
My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s
thechekhov:thechekhov:(…to be continued!)I’ve recently decided to finally draw a backstory comic of one of my favorite DnD characters - so here’s the first part of it! I am not yet finished, and am actually not even sure how it’ll go, but I’m
unclefather:ibebro: unclefather: i’m so old it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math you’re not with math either 25 years more like it
kissthestarsandlovethemoon: Say it with me, kids: Iwaizumi Hajime is not angry 24-7. Iwaizumi Hajime is not an abusive, heartless person. Iwaizumi Hajime knows when to not cross a line. Iwaizumi Hajime would not say stuff like ‘shittykawa’ if he
absinthianlyunheroic: I was shaped for the furyNow I pay the price of the human race’s viceAnd I was promised the glorious ending of a knightBut the crown is out of sight One day I’ll do something that actually means anything and it’s not just
lolsomeone-actually: breadmaakesyoufat: look @ how hard she doesn’t give a fuck tho. ALASKA Um .. cis, trans, nonbinary, straight, gay, w/e - misgendering someone is NOT OK. If you don’t want people doing something to YOU, DON’T do it
thedatingfeminist: queerqueerspawn: 10r3: isn’t it weird how the US not only has a hugely large prison population and that we also make it illegal for felons to vote even after they have been rehabilitated by prison (which is actually not the case
fromseveralroomsaway: leannewoodfull: lutefisktacoandbeer: kittymudface: It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing Not only
Sometimes I wonder if my anxiety is something I should consult a doctor about or just keep to myself. If I make myself have it. If it’s all in my head or if it’s actually a problem. Jon told me I should see a doctor. Maybe I should. But ya
bearguy77: jeridon: pureax: florels: i’d be scared shitless if i were them It’s actually the most peaceful thing I’ve ever done. It’s nice not being able to touch the ground since I’m such a tall person, although I’m not the person in
meshugenist:guerrillatech:said this before but the US actually used zyklon b on humans before the nazis did. they sprayed mexican immigrants with it for “delousing”. not lethal amounts but still obviously harmful and it’s not like hitler
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together through all my neglect, but also, fuck you, it’s so tempting to let my teeth rot.
jaclcfrost: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away. back. put it back
Its funny how a majority of my “close” friends know i cut. They get mad when i do it, but its not like they actually try to keep me from doing it. Like “its a bad thing to do, but were not gonna help you”
power-to-the-paynis: dustscale: abbaranger: melancholys: fuckyeahlaytongifs: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!!
lutefisktacoandbeer: kittymudface: It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning,
thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you
habdichverloren: “I’m thinking that it might actually be possible for things to work out sometimes. Definitely not everything and maybe not the way you imagined. But sometimes, when you least expected it, life surprises you.” — Susane Colasanti
silky-sand: pureax: florels: i’d be scared shitless if i were them It’s actually the most peaceful thing I’ve ever done. It’s nice not being able to touch the ground since I’m such a tall person, although I’m not the person in the picture,
jess-the-nerd: foxyplaydate: #it has actually gotten to that point where i can’t remember if this is canon or not this is me right now did this happen? I actually feel like it did…. I can’t
“It rained actually on the set and that’s not — that’s not fake rain. It rained for real that day and we had planned to do all these explosions..”
euoria: pureax: florels: i’d be scared shitless if i were them It’s actually the most peaceful thing I’ve ever done. It’s nice not being able to touch the ground since I’m such a tall person, although I’m not the person in the picture,
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??
pawglife:I’m personally not into ratchet white girls at all. It’s actually turns me off actually…but Jordan pulls it off so well 🤔😫
ITS STANS TATTOO!! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THIS APPART FROM ME!you mean as in it’s not there :o it actually is if you zoom in and squint a lot haha it’s probably because of the lighting of the picture
HAH, im not “siding with a bigot” by sharing one opinion on something completely unrelated to the reason he is a bigot (it’s not like i have any desire to support or watch any of his other content after this)it doesn’t take a genius to see how
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You know, the worst part of a relationship ending isn’t even what actually happened. It’s the hope that kills you. It’s not what you said, it’s not what you did, what you do. What hurts me more than anything is that I will still
