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This is actually not that much if you think about it. But perhaps it’s my own shit mood and not having recovered from being sickness well enough that made me just flip my own desk over. Because i’ve had this non-canon story in my head for so long
For @yivosexbang!! They requested something with their OC. Hope you like it!
“I want to go down on my boyfriend, but there’s an issue…. he’s not circumcised, and I wouldn’t know what to do with the foreskin. Tips?” It’s actually not an issue, because when a guy’s erect, the foresk
averageisnotenough: See babe, he’s got a full hand length over you. Its not that I like him more, or that he’s better at sex…actually, he kind of is…but the main thing is, he’s bigger than you, and I know you won’t like hearing it, but size
rikolo: 3000 followers! Ok, not exactly 3k, as of now it’s like 2991 but whatevs :D I got the idea for the gif couple days ago and I actually managed to do the inital poser over breakfast :D Jack is fucking around with EDI, all is fun and games until
unclefather:ibebro: unclefather: i’m so old it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math you’re not with math either
spoken-not-written:who-lligan:artbymoga:promising-promises:princesssugarbutt: So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up THIS IS VERY ACCURATE THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to
No, that’s not a taffy floor painted to look like wood grain, and it’s not the work of one man and a chisel. These footprints were actually worn into the wood by a Buddhist monk who stood in that spot to pray every day for 20 years
themercuryjones:John Waters commencement address RISD 2015. This left me in tears. Not everyone survives college. It’s really powerful to hear someone acknowledge those people.
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TO-GA, TO-GA, not actually a TO-GA! A thing I bought for myself. I love it! n-nFor the love of god ignore the background. My backdrop killed itself.
Based on this writing prompt: [WP] You discover that your girlfriend is in fact an alien. Seeing that you didn’t react very well to the news, she tries to show you how dating someone from her species is actually not bad at all.”Honey, it’s not
fleet-wing: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS DUDE. OR ECHORELIC. OR DRIP DRIP THIS IS ACTUALLY A DAY LATE, TECHNICALLY 2 BECAUSE IT’S PAST MIDNIGHT. Hope you had a good birthday dude! o3oNOW BLOW OUR YOUR CANDLE AND MAKE A WISH. WHOA, WAIT! How did I not
infinite-scratch: jonfawkes: This week’s picture, colored all nice and stuff. Kinda. actual book on sale NOWHERE IN THIS UNIVERSE! Of course not, it’s not supposed to come out for another month.
spoken-not-written: who-lligan: artbymoga: promising-promises: princesssugarbutt: So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up THIS IS VERY ACCURATE THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be
So I decided not toAllow anon questions anymore. It’s not because people are mean, actually everyone has been behaving
The one weekend I’m not in town and Markiplier will be in NYC. DAMN THE LUCK Not like I had a chance of actually meeting the guy because NYC is flippity huge, but still. Gonna cross my fingers for MAGfest, though. I still have that Tiny Box Tim
Me not being able to find a single good dark-chocolate-brown-almost-black lip liner that actually shows up on my skin from any of these makeup brands 🤨 very much giving anti-black
peachithings:“I just think that it’s not easy to say that someone is really on my side. I’m not just talking about love or marriage. To actually be able to have a good conversation, and to show even the ugliest side of me, is a little hard
tremblingstockings: Puddles and patches (/)///(\) <3 A bonus squirmy pose ^^ —— Anime: 1. Not sure, but I know it’s actually a western cartoon 2. I think queens blade grimoire ? Not certain 3. This is an edit 4. Makuo Gakuen hxh 5. Fruit
Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
artifiziell: artifiziell: Turquoise - first fusionfigured I should probably finish this. It’s not executed as well as I’d like but eh some music to accompany for anyone that likes that kind of thing - https://youtu.be/MPXFtXmp7os
unclefather: ibebro: unclefather: i’m so old it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math you’re not with math either
daviddadeer: This has to be a joke No. Its not. There are ACTUALLY… people this stupid, uninformed and that into hate mongering. =) Just accept it. I have. Not everyone can be a good human being. If only.
lagertha-lodbrok: sitting here and once again lamenting that i am not an actual monster how amazing would it be to have fangs, claws, and be able to roar and slash and rip apart
I just got a haircut. Not too sure how I feel about it yet :/
leiasalonga: we are not overthis moment is not our last (x)
trashgender-neurotica: mechadogcentral: mynamesender: Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet If you want to subject hundreds of millions to an autocratic state and murder millions more then yeah that
People please stop tagging ToS as RO. It’s not fucking RO. Learn to fucking tag. Those who actually are INTERESTED in the damn game are probably smart enough to follow ToS tag. Leave the ones, like me for example, who are NOT interested, alone.
niallimlegal: the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.
kingcheddarxvii: How can you trust anything a professional wine taster says if you can’t be sure that they’re not just drunk You’re actually not supposed to swallow wine when wine tasting, you’re supposed to spit it out.
The Lion King 2: “Not One of Us” Part 2 of 2
litahalford: it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice”
I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so
also in that AT clip Jermaine kinda sounds like Greg to me but I’m assuming he’s not actually voiced by Greg and that’s just my SU-centric brain talking…
I was really anxious at the start of the week, about what I don’t know, but the week has actually been good so far. Really good! And not, like, because of anything in particular. I just feel good, I feel ok, I don’t feel like there’s
artemispanthar:Self portrait doodle based on what I was wearing today: basketball shorts, raincoat with way-too-long sleeves, socks with sandals, perpetually-fogged glasses Incidentally I actually do have Artie-colored (black with blue stripes/accents)
glitterglobe: important things to remember if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you if someone seems upset or distant
defensivewounds: kinkstertime: panic-at-the-dildos: we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it Kinda
h-arlequingirl: Tumblr makes taking a bath with someone look a lot easier than it actually is.
candy corn is disgusting and if u disagree idgaf you are also prolly disgusting too idk you prob eat mayo out of a jar or some shit it’s the same kind of grossness
The whole body hair thing, as a Black feminist, is super low on my priority list. Like it’s dead last, actually. Liberal feminism prioritizes body hair, and it’s an important issue, but it’s not mine. And let me clarify that like,
abaikgirl: On the topic of the Dreamscape Author theory, in episode one Dipper’s mosquito bites spells “bewarb” and although Stan discounts it as actually being supernatural on virtue of it not being spelled right, it is a strange thing that the
tcbunny: Pharah is in trouble now…. It is a parody of some comic I saw online. I am not sure where it is actually from since it was already a parody version. :) Patreon : http://patreon.com/tcbunny
ozlockedandlovingit:curiousaboutchastity60:grumpy2017-deactivated20230101:Not at allOn the contrary, it should be encouraged! He will love it and actually thank you for it! ❤🔐
euxiom said: YES THE SWIRL OF WHAT, hilarity. well, thanks for this o/ ahah yes! now I’m sad I never use that brush, I mean it has such a creative name it’s a shame not to use it! lol actually I don’t use most of those whispers
I discovered recently that it’s really not this easy, Snow makin it look all piece of cake ffs Actually, she’s making it look like a piece of PIE
THE DRINKING HAS COMMENCED i did something called a “car bomb” or something it sounds very dangerous it’s not actually that dangerous, but it is kinda unpleasant up until the end apparently i did the best or something because Forever
i actually really like applejack’s signature even though it’s a little messy but I figure she’s a bit of a no-nonsense pone and woulda just slapped it down and not fussed about it but she’s kinda nifty too so she gets LITTLE APPLE
noinkplease: Here it is. MegaSweet’s lines and my render rolled into one. Hope you guys like it, because MegaSweet and I are going to do the rest of the Mane 6! Surprise! I really appreciate the fact that she has actual pony parts. It’s just
jadagul:prokopetz: It kind of bugs me that Tumblr has seized upon “taking everything literally” as the Defining Neurodivergent Experience™ – not only because it’s actually pretty uncommon, but also because it’s erasing an enormous variety
