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No one knows what it's like to feel these feelings, like I do
Can I just please be best friends with them? Or at least be that one friend that they invite over for movies and video games. It would all be so perfect.
These two and their bromance. I just love it.
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I have a strange fascination with drawing blood. I think I could do it as a career.
Don’t fuck with a pikey. Even if it’s one as delectable as Mickey. The only way you want to fuck with a pikey is if you are fucking a pikey.
“Yes!” “No!” “Do it. Make your money, whore.”
I love this show so much and I just can’t handle it.
nicklathan: The outtakes between Donald Glover and Danny Pudi during the Halloween episode of Community are gold. It’s all too much. Too much. “Are we gonna’ kiss?”
yetiskincocuk: Mom IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT YOU LIL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUM IN YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
1800ringgold: kalimadevi: amazinglyjae: cheetahnotcougar: poppasplayground: How a Hungry Has His #HappyHUMPDay, His Way!!!! Now this is the definition of PORNO. Well, to me it is.. Well motherfucker got damn. Squirting 101…. NOT SAFE FOR WORK
harpalyce: syencefyction: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually
Newsman I can’t stop listening to this song, you have to listen to it, they’re wonderful
Bowmore - hell yeah motherfucker
Never thought about it before, but the idea of evil is lazy as fuck. “Do as thou wilt, under the caveat that you’re inherently evil, so I might as well just tell you to do evil to feed the machine but nooooooooooooooo on top of being an ambiva
Sing it, sister! ~Bunny
punchsportsandpunchlines: deathandcatses: Further studies in fluid dynamics. It is amazing to me how nature’s most agile and biologically perfect hunters are also the laziest pieces of shit in the animal kingdom
cuteness-daily: This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats.
presumptious: it’s the motherfucking holiday
oh-no-blog: gift to my favorite artist @mcsweezy ✨ https://derpibooru.org/1772931 OOOOOOOOthis looks really good my man! Adorbl. heckin adorbli love it
Skuttz and Aura in Harlequin troop uniforms~ D:< Bad ass bitches!(It was fun doing something different~ :D ))
Tbh this is the best Sardonyx I’ve even drawn <”D [ofc I added the skintone and glasses color digitally but u get it, original, non colored version is available on my Twitter as a part of Inktober thingy and I will be posting that here but when
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
tinas-belcher: everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending me:
grays-galaxy: animationsource: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick IT’S HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
la-vaniteuse: For so long, all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me,
ideal-fatalist: ice-sandwiches: It looks like a cat version of Toothless. Clawless
evidious: chaoticbanter: catsbeaversandducks: Comic by ©The Oatmeal I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true Well that was a grim reminder for humanity….our lives are upon your mercy, whiskered beings
childhoodgames: my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket YOU’RE NOT A CAT YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
going-to-faerie-see-ya-never: all-four-cheekbones: daftwithoneshoe: Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog. Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten
kishibe: So it wasn’t just a coincidence that he targeted the gate! He’s actually… intelligent.
spreadyourwings-andflyhigh: GUYS I just realized a thing You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots? well look at this gif and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love guys it’s
timeanddisregard: It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
kireinahana: thirp: I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats Nevermind this is it
something-about-taylor: dissociating-in-wonderland: Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too i love cats I WANT 15
the1975obsessed: kawaii-animals-only: One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi… Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash
cactusrabbit: diloolie: #i love that their solution is just to beat the shit out of it *THWAP*
nutellacrayons: digibearff: everythingelsesnk: Pixiv Source : http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=339070 THAT FIFTH ONE THO OH MY GOD I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS EREN UNTIL THE FIFTH ONE
stigmartyr762: poppyslovingyou: jotunheimrs: this is possibly the most important photo i have ever taken in my life cats have started to brainwash humans and use them as modes of transport, It was only a matter of time……
cumaeansibyl: criacow: queeraoke: the-book-ferret: destroyablehorse: this is the rudest cat This is the best #nothing better illustrates what it is like to have a cat imo ok this cat is amazing but are we all really going to ignore that she’s
stevita: imp: earthmantle: my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation I use “Crap on a Cracker” a lot but there’s also ‘Jesus
purenavyseal: third-eyes: boltanna: oystermother: philcoolins: LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field. ✧ ^^
flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming
wentz: i can and i will motherfucker
Misspelled every motherfucking time.
nuttbuddi: darkslong: thisbitchdumbyo: It’s lit 😍😍 MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Damn
If this is the afterlife - it sucks.
goatygoatyeah said: didn’t he only bang her once. what a loser it still counts motherfucker (not literally)
catbountry: Who the fuck thinks that if somebody pays for a fursuit that they absolutely must be using it for sex? Motherfucker I pay for a fursuit the last thing I’m gonna use that bitch for is for sex. Shit’s expensive I ain’t gonna
quantumcreator: Oh my god it’s so motherfucking dope
emliaclarke: Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherfuckers?
bikwin5: overwatch would interest me more if blizzard was actually interested in player made content and mods. basically what i’m saying is that overwatch will never be able to kill tf2 until it has servers hosting this abomination of a map
officialguysidfuck: Patrick Dunne of Randy Blue has new look and I am so digging it! This hot motherfucker has never looked better and FINALLY he bottoms for the camera. He is now my future boyfriend. He just looks so good with his legs in the air.
lady-feral: Every shitty motherfucker that has this attitude makes me want to follow them around and bully them. I hate bullies, I hate people that enable them, and I hate people that insist that showing basic human decency and trying to protect people
kingsbellamy:DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE
epsifawnshawn: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a
oldsportyspice: jacobtheloofah: 9gag: I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life. are you a wizard it’s like a sun i bet this pancake could sustain life
I just ate like 30 of the big tootsie rolls and I have a pizza with breadsticks in the oven and I sorta spoiled my appetite for the pizza. Gonna eat it anyway!
