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robobat: hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling

lopmon: generally: me ME

mariannamadriz: Dancing away this Sunday afternoon.

ibelieveinjimmoriarty: This sums up my relationship with most people I know.

crystalmeowth: tuesdayalissia: becoming one with ur bed ME RN

joenjeongguk: bias: my ideal type is someone who [says all the qualities i don’t have] me:

shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao

icreaterainbows: #I want Louis to have this watch#and where it in an au#where he’s standing in line to get his morning coffee before work#and Harry’s standing behind him#and he’s discreetly trying to check the time cuz he forgot his phone#and

sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need

osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”

stability: when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

snout: being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

missarrowrunner: 1-delicious-mistake: hellyeahthomassanders: Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders This? Is? So? Me??????????? Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this.Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food.Thomas:

tastefullyoffensive: You’re never around when I need you. (by Jake Likes Onions)

averagefairy: *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

mintyskulls: Me: Y’know, being in a relationship sounds niceBrain: You don’t have the emotional stability nor capacity to be in any way romantically involved with anyone at the moment nor for a long timeMe:

causeallidoisdance: wandering-winter-spirit: is this not the best shirt ever is that not the best smile ever lmfao dear god

madeupmonkeyshit: when you make a new good looking friend but really you just plottin on the booty

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superagentpeggycarter: sometimes the onion is a little too real

hotanimebabe: duragdaddy: “when you take your bra off and are home for the evening you be like” PLEASE GET THIS OUT OF MY FACE! !!!!!IS THIS NOT ME!!!!! nancydrewofficial

sketchamagowza: I’m Not Sleepy [Patreon][Gumroad]

rain is my one escape, and it is delightful

its-a me twerkio

hotcheetoprincess: I’m fake cause sometimes when a boy text me I’ll be like “who’s this?” and have his number saved

zinf: boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious* me: right… anyway

roca-wear: *sends out a text* *puts phone on airplane mode immediately after bc I’m not ready for the response*

zee: [texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing

cocaineteas: pradaboiswagg: I suck dicks off! #missprada Is this not me?

toxicwinner: art girl seduction (do nthing but exist and wait for men to think u weird & hot

coltre:me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

sadlilbratt: sadlilbratt: being told how beautiful i am is my kink just kidding! tie me up and choke me until i pass out

chardsfallenkingdom:For real tho

Defying Gravity

sharingneedles:boy: (stops texting me)me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up

gebeine:herspanic: herspanic: I hate you all… but is this not me? houranis

The most tragic part of Sworn to the Sword is we will never know the hilarious thing Garnet said

astronomifier: Favorite Gem: garnetFavorite Fusion: garnetOtp: Garnetfavorite episode: the one where garnet is back togetherFavorite song: stronger than you (starring garnet)Favorite line: this is garnet, back togetherFavorite Human: human garnet frome

ender-camper: astronomifier: Favorite Gem: garnetFavorite Fusion: garnetOtp: Garnetfavorite episode: the one where garnet is back togetherFavorite song: stronger than you (starring garnet)Favorite line: this is garnet, back togetherFavorite Human: human

curiouswhitebuoy: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Garnet’s thighs, i know, you love Garnet’s thighs so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you

textsbetweengems: On the outside they’re all like “Be civil, Peridot” but on the inside they’re like “Hurry up and drop a slur so we can get this party started”

shadow-suikoons: garnet: *blushes* im sorry i have 2 lay down for the next 5 days

sssn-neptune-vasilias: char7es96: the-eagle-atarian: When they draw the thighs extra thick @sssn-neptune-vasilias FUCKKKKK

stopping-for-a-spell: anakinschuyler: important otp questions: which one is like “fight me” and which one, quietly from where the other can’t see, is like “do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again”

icantbelieveitaintbooty: hellfirejasper: miss-lol: Can you tell I’m still upset over earthling? :’) i have been laughing for 19496838 years relatable tho @your-garbageness same

overwatchxreader: Getting this was the best decision I ever made?

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