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cleromancy: a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said
cidershark: alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for
Life is too short... have fun !
modelmylove: Doutzen love, I think this is one of my favorite shots of her ever.
something-eyecatching: Today’s girl crush is Billie Faiers
Everything is beauty ❤
Exploring What I Believe Is Beautiful
Being lame is no option
lolsomeone-actually: breadmaakesyoufat: look @ how hard she doesn’t give a fuck tho. ALASKA Um .. cis, trans, nonbinary, straight, gay, w/e - misgendering someone is NOT OK. If you don’t want people doing something to YOU, DON’T do it
yetistyles: we need to stop acting like whoever your favourite boy is determines your personality traits like this shit isn’t Hogwarts and Zayn is not a house
thelastpatronus: “I’m a human being. An imperfect human being who is not made to look like a doll.”
So, my pet sent me this. Because nothing says I love you like an illustration of a corn pot. What the hell is a corn pot, anyway? It’s… a POT! You can make beans, pasta, sauces, soups… and yes, corn. There’s no need
I know you. I know your kind. I give everything, and everything is not enough. You will suck the very last drop of blood from my veins, pull the last breath of air from my throat, break the very last hope within my mind- and when I am finally lost,
I really want to do something fun with all the berries and fruit and veggies, but not sure what. I made pancakes yesterday and quiche just a few days ago… Lets get creative!
There is not a thin person inside of you. There is only you. And you are wonderful. It's ok to be fat.
Fuck you tumblr, your trying to convince me the world is flat now? I’d try to be funny but I’m just mad. I’d rather see a billion of your ads that are essentially shit posts but spreading honest to god misinformation is not a good look.
roslips: tahreza: rassclaart: deweypetal: Peanut butter is gross wtf There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾 damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
symbiocene:“You owe no one anything” is not a philosophy of love nor is it sustainable. We owe each other a lot.
inthefallofasparrow:depsidase:For anyone who may be wondering, ‘Donner’ and 'Blitzen’ are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847,
iranoutofspaceonmyphone: chekhovandowl: Take care of them, Steven. THIS WAS NOT OK
living-for-fiction: kingkeenanthegreat: dykelapis: mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’ HOLD THE FUCK UP CORN BREAD IS NOT MEDIOCRE YOU SHUT
magenta-speedster: wolffuchs: madmadamemimble: The thing that upsets me most about the Cluster is that when Steven says, “Forming won’t help you find the rest of yourselves, you’ll just destroy the Earth!” The Cluster’s response is a horrified
It is not a good night
thesassycat: never-to-old-to-act-young: thesassycat: Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A. This is not one of those times
ngiikmanis: This is proof of the racism in Ottawa. This mural has only been up a little over 24 hours. *1st photo is not mine.*
Nagi no Asukara where the fuck is my baby Manaka? This is NOT okay at all. Hikari and her belong together. No one else, ugh. I haven’t watched an anime this frustrating and heartbreaking in awhile.
lookatitrightnow: Has anyone had that friend that only wants to call you or hang out when they need to talk about their life. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m an excellent listener, but if the only reason we have an relationship is because you think
lunsfuhd: slxtty1x1rps: The photo is not mine and I don’t know where I found it, but : D seems legit
catandkitty: unpaid internships are oppressive and should be illegal i’m not being cute or funny they are 100% designed to reward people with greater access to resources and i’m fundamentally opposed to hiring for unpaid labor every internship should
Ashe Maree Is Not Here
tonight darfin was like “im not open or good with feelings but I do need you more than you’ll ever know” and thats the sweetest thing he has ever said
the-sock-monkeys: Misha at the Victors’ Spaghetti Dinner ordering his entrée and cocktail but he is not allowed to speak, point to the menu or anyone else’s entrée. He must “charade” his order to the waiter.
eating a spaghetti sandwich with the only light coming from my laptop is not easy crumbs all over my sleeping bag =/
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
do-not-touch-my-food: Nutella Stuffed Churro French Toast
I don’t understand why some people are telling those who have been spoiled to “get over it” that they will get to play the game soon anyway. Wow. No, no that is NOT an ok thing to say to them.
i think someone thought that synne hates me for real LOL that is not the case synne is one of my super duper best friends that i love, and somehow through turn of events ended up being my kismesis but i wouldn’t have it any other way
this is not goodbye.
It kinda sucks not having a Daddy tbh
MISOGYNY IS NOT A FETISH just bye
browneyedgummibear: johnniewaswolf: kaoergic: runningmandz: When you’re sick for a long time, with depression or an eating disorder or addictions or anything of that nature, the idea of “recovery” and “healing” is more than just an obstacle.
Knowing the next episode is not the conclusion of NWHS but a flashback like
mabelisthebatman: chrossrank: mabelisthebatman: The reason why NWHS kills me is not, because of the Author or even the end scene with the portal and the uncertainty that has all of us wondering “what’s going to happen next?”. The part that kills
andromedaofwysteria: corpxe: APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT LOUIS HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON RN TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING LETTER IM LOOKIN AT U KING BYRON FOUR LETTERS OUT AND NOT ONE RESPONSE u testing my patience rn i s2g BYRON HAS DOCUMENTS TO READ!! HE
rukia-oyama: Kesha was being raped by her producer for 10 years straight and when she tried to push charges , her right to make music was taken away from her.now she is not only a victim of a disgusting crime but her career is at risk too, help kesha
ofabeautifulnight-deactivated20: Of course it is happening inside your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Just my progress on my Ruby Status abs[[MOR]…wHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR JEN WAHAAT( 0u0)/
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
Orange is the New Black - Hugs Can Be Deceiving
So this is Muay Thai…mmm
saltinthewounds: …and bring me home to Winterfell. Make me a water dancer and a wolf and not afraid again, ever.
Random succubus demon girl thing . I was talking to Boo about how much i suck at drawing human faces, and so i ended up trying one. I think she looks decent, though i don’t have the facial recognition acuity to tell if she is not… Anyway,
“Your mother’s coat looks good on you, Astra! Wear it with pride, not tears." little Astra and her bro Astro hanging with newly appointed guardian Uncle Bax
ok so three more compliments i could give to fate/zero arethat animation was badass damn good jobwhen saber removes her plate armor and her chest is flat with no cleavage (thank god)saber is not used as a love interest.
*medusa asking MC why she was following her/not at work*me: are u gonna punish me snek lady
nerdgasrnz replied to your post:remembers AtlasAcademy!Weiss AU is technically an…ORRR consider that Papa Schnee is just a douche that doesn’t want his daughter becoming a Huntress/Fighter at all, and Weiss follows the same path as her big sister,
also is there a consistent tag for yang/sun that people actually use or is that ship dead pls let me kno if u kno thank u
In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.