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Finished it again with the best ending. (I just can’t play/choose different)Damn what a fucking game, one of the few games that actually reduce me to tears and I’m not ashamed.I decided to play the DLCs/HoS after the main story instead of earlier.

lionversusbear: alldisneygifs: Favorite characters: Long John Silver “Long John to his friends. And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.” SAFLEY NOW MR SILVER LET’S NOT GET SLOPPY JUST BECAUSE WE’RE SINGING

I occasionally look back on my life and realize how ridiculous it is.

appledress: This kid was the fucking greatest. He looks like McLovin. He was at a Bomb the Music Industry! concert. When we asked to get a picture with him, he immediately knew why we wanted one. He was the best. lolol This guy is going to get mad

I stole this from Diana. One Asian girl tried to strike up a conversation with me (“THAT’S MASHIMARU!” “YEAH, IT IS!" "DO YOU LIKE JAPAN?" "UH, YEAH. AND OTHER THINGS.”) and another guy was having

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MY NEW HAIRCUT. The lady got it short in the back, which is cool, and she trimmed the back enough that it won’t grow in to look like I have a mullet. BUT SHE FUCKED UP THE BANGS AND THE SIDELOCKS, WHICH ARE THE MOST IMPORTA

Why, yes, this is a sequined M&M change purse. Y'all are just jealous.

ctcsherry: Airlines of the World - Set 4/4 Characters are arranged according to longitude coordinates of hub airport, and cities are chosen according to main hub of “flag carrier airlines”. A full list of landmarks depicted in each picture and

Is it a spoiler if I reveal that Andrea, the character played by Sherry Jackson in the Star Trek episode “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”, is actually a robot?

is this you?ye.s….where’d you get this photo

Actual texts between me and my mother(Submitted by swanky-spooky-groovy)

hstyles: the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding

alohomorashlie: ceasepool: do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do always

vanillish: the only thing i’m good at is staring at hot people in public without being caught

banisu123: 'Suntan? Is it suntan? ... Sun tint?'

miniar: omg my lamp so bright it hurts… even when covered by a sheet of paper so that my features are visible… but hey, it’s good light for working at desk…. Anyway, this is the coffee lipstick… It’s kealcolour, madly matte, cafe noir.

actually-prince-sheogorath: blaineys-boogie-shoes: africa-will-unite: rudegyalchina: “Why don’t you guys just get the fuck over it ” - Becky voice . “Why are you resisting ? Be peaceful .” Don’t ever let this post die . *Good history

lreesadriel: luckyprincelux: omae wa mou shindeiru Wtf is happening here I dont know but I’m rooting for this bitch

partifoul: birchsoda: nazmat: hotanimebabe: straight dudes 100 percent of their lives I didn’t think people like this actually existed Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright

Lmao what the actual fuck XD

wrote-miss-ibis: cellarspider: lyricalred: whiskyrunner: Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky

trxyes: Age Test this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

Actually attempted rough lineart and coloring, with my brain still on the omega!verse, which now has a title: Heart Eater.

10knotes: I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.

roach-works: the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened.

tim-official:impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

pasdecoeur:all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

madejsbian:madejsbian:i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something *runs over the curb* this is my design

100493503004422:every photo of me is proof that I have a physical form, which I reject. I am a concept

[ *is lurking on mobile* Apparently tumblr unfollowed some of you. *glares at tumblr* Sooooo that’s why I just followed some of you? I dunno if that was actually the case or mobile is being funny. *sighs* ^_^ Buuuuut I caught it, so hopefully

mariopowertennis: Actually, Project M was made so that I could fight an Oreo cookie as Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

GPOYW “Holy shit is that my roommate in the corner oh my God this will never happen again” edition.

Me dressed ridiculously for the Bronx Zoo trip. Just for you, anon. I hope this is what you’re looking for :)

I don’t have class until 7:40 at night. So I’m working on my FIGS stuff and watching Law & Order: SVU. Is this shirt appropriate for my first day of grad school classes? Probably not.

AFTER SEVERAL LONG YEARS I FINALLY HAVE THEM: PUMPKIN PIE POP TARTS. VICTORY, THY NAME IS DONNIE. Also, my nails are cute and Iron Man-themed.

This is the first picture on record of just Graham and me. There’s also a few group shots from band camp, but this is the ~big deal one. God, we were babies.

So some of my friends observed my birthday tonight and it was superhero themed. So Graham got me a Cap mask and Tori MADE ME THIS BEAUTIFUL BUNNY THAT IS A BUILT TO SCALE REPLICA OF THE ONE FEATURED IN TIGER & BUNNY. I’ll put up more pictures

savarend: everything i have waiting to be reblogged is fili & kili i know i have a problem dont you say a word #this is all your fault donnie everything im reblogging is from you CAN’T SEE THE HATERS

I still need to do makeup, but I decided to look super femme today. I figured it was the best way to show off Jess’s necklace (which is on the Rhodey side, of course <3!). Thank you so much, Jess!

Uh so. I’ve gotten a few followers recently and I just wanted to say hi them and say hello again to all of my old followers. Also, I’m wearing the Kili side of my pendant today, which is an event. So uh… hi. (BTW: if we haven’t

Tumblr suddenly works on the school’s wifi. This is a horrible development

I just realized my hair is doing the same thing reid’s hair is doing in my icon… the transformation is complete

I’ve been wearing makeup nonstop for the past year and I only just realized how flattering black lipstick is

I don’t know what my face is doing but this lip color is called she devil and I wanted everyone to see it.

this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face

con is over time to go back to being regular ole me

yourcalamity:fungaloids:yourcalamity:bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping themcool. so my dash decided to actually manifest the bubble wrap huhwell. reach heaven through violence.

actual-zackry:warchirf:petepaintswarhammer:thxrsdxy:psychofactz:More facts….maybe that’s why I listen to Skyrim and Mass Effect when I’m writing.http://www.rpgamers.net/radio/Just going to leave that there for anyone who needs itthis is true. whenever

Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif in your gif folder is your reaction.

it is what it is

undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ（腐） by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.

This is a new and good feeling 😳

flipphones: the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

chaychaystriplethreat: poyzn: That’ll do pig, that’ll do. PSA: there is literally no such thing as a tea cup pig. There are mini pot bellies but all that means is that they are shorter then regular pigs BUT THAT IS ALL. I promise you i have one

thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:Freezerburn is so fucking demonic. The idea that can happen to innocent foods makes me wanna cry

thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.

yuurinikiforov: sneko: IN CASE WE STILL HAD ANY DOUBTS. This is an ACTUAL SCREENSHOT TAKEN AT THE MOMENT HE’S PAYING FOR THEM.It EXPLICITLY says “Wedding Ring” and also they cost 768.94 Euros each which is a little over 返 each. BINCH Y U LYING

enchantednights: me: is a needy piece of shit who needs constant reassurance and attention from friends also me: is distant as hell, avoids all social interaction

matthwcrawley: #this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

thedisorderly: Interviewer: These are your actual tattoos… we saw that they got worked in. What was the talk like, did you tell him ‘I have an idea’…Tyler: Um, I didn’t tell him, he got quite upset at me. [x]

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