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This is why the Good Lord invented milk!!!
lunchboxpussy: This my latest invention. I called it a living ceiling fan. I think Im gonna put them in every room.
tempstric: Look at this funny game invented by this amazing webcam-pro girl !!! “Guess what’s in my pussy ?†In this seventh movie, she stuff her pussy with two organic dildo, 2 bigs apples in the same time filled vagina !!! What mastery of
bustyfluffy: Fuzzy Sweater - checkPadded Bra - the Dark Con of Man (and boys) throughout the ages (well at least since they were invented) !! ……. but, but ….. they looked so big in your sweater :)
the-absolute-funniest-posts: moistviolinpigs: Oh god yes, gimmie. I would cry every time I washed my hands.I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.â€
did japan really just fucking invent underwear for waterbottles
kyle-websterr: So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
lightshadowverisimilitude: copperbadge: acebycircle: He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have
Yes ya’ll. Superman is an immigrant. Our great patriot is subconsciously a symbol of the great American anxiety: that Americans are not native to the North American continent and have no rights to the land. He is a modernist invention to reverse
The Forest of PleasureΦολόη Forest, Greece - 1585 ADCassandra had survived the Minotaur, and escaped its monstrous clutches with her life intact. Surely she need not fear a whispered myth of the faun in the woods. Peasants said such things, invented
fgso: sizvideos: Video Truth. False. It’s “jif” the “g” being the same as in “giraffe.” Also, the guy who invented says so.
Superboy  in kryptonite’s hell beach .The boy of the steel  faces his worse nightmare . The criminal world invented the mortal trap for the mighty boy of the steel . The criminal world ceiled the sand of the all beaches of the world with krytonite
freyr58:When the old one burns out, you put a new one in. That’s why robot are the most perfect invention ever! Simple, practical and efficient.
aceliousarts: So….I was bored and decided to make this XD Each condom it specifically designed to withstand each form. It also varies in size as well. Who invented this? Why, Bulma of course XD Xenoverse Bulma who makes these and sells them to time
u-squirt-til-i-say-so: Teases… Getting what they deserve since the invention of throat-fucking…
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/09/25/razorcandi-razor-candi-lickety-split/Ah, crotchless panties… My favorite garment in all of history. Whomever invented them gets my thanks and the thanks from the thousands of Razor Candi fans from all over the
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/01/27/sugar-booty-hidden-treasure-dat-ass/Sugar Booty has one of the most beautiful sexy smiles I have seen in a long time. Her booty is pretty much the perfection the expression dat ass was invented to describe. Sugar
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/10/22/analacrobatss-title-pretty-sloppy-is-very-sloppy/AnalActrobats has always been very inventive with their videos. We have seen sexy asses be penetrated and played with in a million and one way. This time is no differ
Trolley is a great invention…
niceboobs: Hot brunette, check. Big boobs, check. A big ass mirror to take a self pic, check! God bless the person who invented the digital camera!
April 2011This is sort of a cross between jewelry and a sex toy. She loves her rosebud! It was given to her by John & Tawni (from the RedClouds Bulletin Boards). I think it is one of the sexiest toys ever invented and it feels awesome to fuck her
tribalfav: tembonzuri: The Yanomamo Indians are believed to be the most primitive group of people still existing to this day. They have never heard of simple inventions such as the wheel and their counting system is one,two,and more than two. They crema
betsywantsalotofthings: futilejubilee: ponywithafez: astropolice: aglaja: thebeefmaster: Turkish oil wrestling - probably the best sport ever invented. From: The Beefmaster - http://thebeefmaster.tumblr.com/ well reblogging again because I went
The restraining device is apparently called a ‘scavenger’s daughter’ and was invented in the court of King Henry VIII. Rarely used historically, there is one genuine one known to exist that is still in the Tower of London.
putmeinherplace: One more example of PD’s devious inventive mind, with a great standing bondage. It offers no support, so, standing in these heels rapidly becomes a challenge of its own.
keepingitinthefamily: Daddy invented this position. when piglet was 5.
Lust is the mother of invention. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro tip: Be inventive! Every part of you was designed to please men.(She nailed it!) 8===D——{ Wetiquette
This one weird trick, invented by a busty housewife, earns her over Ū,358 a month!The trick is, she turned from a slut to a whore. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
He didn’t know her name, so the moment they step into his appartment, he started inventing new names for her. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
traceekies: Holy shit…now I know why safety glasses were invented!
I think you invented the 'Girl Next Door' look..Did you get a patent?
what pigtails were invented for, fucking the bitches throat
Whoever invented the cameraphone, thank you. Sincerely thank you. You have single-handedly given all women the means to accurately express their inner slut. The world is in your dept.
futaonfemme: futaonfemme: animehentai-porn: Your Order is Ready http://imgur.com/r/hentai/mVKzL0r McTwattles always serves it up hot and fresh! My girlfriend was always coming up with new and inventive ways to get me to eat her pussy. This was by
caesarwv:The evil Mastermind tested his new invention. The muscular stud was placed on to the table and slide into the mind converter. A series of lights and sound eased the stud’s mind and reprogrammed him into an obedient mindless, muscle fuck boy.
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FAN SUBMISSION: This is a classic example of the term: Necessity is the mother of all invention! When an ass craves being filled, it will not rest until it gets stuffed!!! Cheese Wiz was the first course I imagine….Nicely done… Anyone want
Playing new and inventive games with your girlfriend makes life so much more interesting, doesn’t it?
A new and inventive way to get that lazy son of yours out of the basement and doing something productive! Get him some sexy bimbo implants now!
How is it even possible that every girl over 18 doesn't have fake tits? They are literally mankind's greatest invention. They're like mobile phones. Every woman should get better and better ones throughout her whole adult life.
So fucking hot. Expanders are the best thing ever invented.
Honesty is the best policy …
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. ~ Ed McMahon
Necessity is the mother of invention ;)
A forking strange concept
Move over, Einstein
What? I can’t hear you…
DAMN that animal
Survival instinct intact
Dessert’s gonna be a long time comin’
misterthursday: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'
xhangryx: powerliftingpinay: iwillfightu: drained of blood, the heart is white woah No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that
mwg-7: eddierichtofens: spainonymous: Call of Male chouvinist Yeah, the most unrealistic thing about Call of Duty is female soldiers. women were invented in 1950
I like the expression in her eyes. Nice gag, think its called mirco foam or something like that. Another great american invention..
Happy Bikini Day! Today is the 67th anniversary of the invention of the bikini in 1946 by a Parisian fashion designer, Louis Reard. Merci, Louis!
Back in the late Big90s or the very early 00s, Playboy was trying to figure out the whole Internet game that was transforming adult content in unthought-of ways. Not only were pics of naked women appearing all over the web, some genius invented digital
Devon Daniels may not have invented busty topless beach yoga but she sure mastered it.
medievalpoc: Contemporary Art Week! Toyin Odutola Of Another Kind (2013) The series explores a reoccurring gilt-bronze, “Moorish” aesthetic invention oft evidenced in European Medieval and Renaissance art. The arena in which this aesthetic is played
onlyheathensallowed: onlyheathensallowed: vintagecongo: Mandombe or Mandombé is a script that was invented by Wabeladio Payi from the Democratic Republic of Congo in 1978 . It’s intended for writing the four national languages of the D.R.Congo;
