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bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: My Fetishes?I like chicks who feminize all the significant inanimate objects in their worlds. Their cars are girls, their computers are girls, their phones are girls; whether it’s pink and covered in flowers or jet black

unbossed:Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.

prozdvoices: A man wakes up to find that every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon

crankygincoffee: Poor kitty. This just in: ANIMALS ARE NOT TOYS! I know, I know it’s very hard to understand that they are living, sentient beings and not inanimate objects. This looks horrible

july-19th-club: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) they’re trying their BEST

prozdvoices:armanky said:A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon.This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.

homosexual-supervillain: Greatest Inanimate Objects in RPDR Herstory 1) Lil’ Poundcake 2) Ornacia 3) Alyssa’s Backrolls 4) Courtney’s Wings 5) Shangela’s Box 6) Milk’s Pinocchio Nose 7) Violet’s Corset 8) Puppet Bianca Del Rio 9) Katya’s

chasekip: Pokemon based on inanimate objects

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: “really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

just-boofer-things: Anyone else audibly say owe and then apologies to what ever inanimate object their large dumb ass just waltzed into by accident?

meanplastic:Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

prozdvoices:armanky said:A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon.This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.

baronfulmen: araceil: sweetlyminiaturesublime: k-lionheart: ralkana: alykat86: bittyblueeyes: nominanescio: joestoyes: unironicallyenthusiasticknitter: dafezgirl: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: “really?” I say to inanimate objects that are

elpizos: Ouchies!!! 😿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿 Even inanimate objects are trying to nibble at my sweet cheeks. First my bed bites my booty cheek and then my toilet seat bites my juicy thigh! #sweetness

death-by-dior: ghdos: cleophatrajones: midnight-sun-rising: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) The last one is so cute lol I believe the ear buds… The ear buds one HAS to be true. Gold

Design is not limited to inanimate objects

supermen-with-black-hair: Wilson Lai sets out to prove that he can make even inanimate objects experience sexual pleasure…વિલ્સન લાઇ। ૨૨૦૪૦૧

mymindisfullofnature: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) mundanecas appeltaert livingwithfeels

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: “really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

power-jam: My aesthetic is googly eyes on inanimate objects.

rachaelmhill: sebastianstanaddictsanonymous: alkthash: madeofeverything: saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways I’ve seen so many comics of Clint being awwww _____,

mugsandpugs1: hermionegranger: autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

unregardless: i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair

dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t

mirab3lle: thomrainierskies: mugsandpugs1: hermionegranger: autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”)

grumpyroosters: humandisastersquad: why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum #yeah but think about

552: bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

mutestones: behold: the first and only time I have ever seen inanimate objects gendered for the express purpose of making them gay

unflatteringcatselfies: This is Waldorf, we adopted him yesterday. He’s 7 years old and he smells bad. I think he’s deaf but he doesn’t seem to care about anything in the world. He likes watching my betta fish swim and licking inanimate objects

tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

avialum: anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cookwestern cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects

prozdvoices: armanky said: A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon. This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.

dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

nathanwpyle: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) My latest series of comics:

beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

chubbyram: why are we even giving genders and sexualities to inanimate objects in a video that has nothing to do with either. i mean??? fuckin draw their personas however you want just shut Up its a fuckin notepad and clock.

dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

just-shower-thoughts: As a parent I can tell by sound and/or vibration if a “thud” is an inanimate object or a child.

breathingvioletfog: turnofthecentury: I feel that there is much to be said for the Celtic belief that the souls of those whom we have lost are held captive in some inferior being, in an animal, in a plant, in some inanimate object, and so effectively

ianbrooks: Shark Felt Laundry Hamper by Jolanta Uczarczyk I’m already convinced the washer eats most of my socks, might as well complete the metaphor and shift the blame to another inanimate object with this hungry shark hamper, available at Etsy for

elpizos:Ouchies!!! 😿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿 Even inanimate objects are trying to nibble at my sweet cheeks. First my bed bites my booty cheek and then my toilet seat bites my juicy thigh! #sweetness

unregardless:i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair

thisnameisquitemanly: kuriboh: jonopoly: We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

552: bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

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ghdos: cleophatrajones: midnight-sun-rising: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) The last one is so cute lol I believe the ear buds… The ear buds one HAS to be true.

archiemcphee:The Department of Astonishing Anthropomorphism is continually amazed by the countless ways artists are able to evoke human faces, forms and other characteristics in everything from plants and animals to food and inanimate objects, even the

yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

i-r-confused: theselener: freakvevo: freakvevo: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

ru4team69too: stephythompson: lesbianmuse: Oh my! This is a perfect task for Monday! Find an inanimate object.. and rub/hump yourself to orgasm for me darling! Bonus points if it’s in public! Omg yes Miss. I’ll do my very best I promise you.

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

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