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The Beast is an over dramatic pansy. Gets scratched by a wolf, faints. Gets stabbed in the kidney, dies in two minutes. Dude is like, four hundred pounds of muscle and hair yet he taps out faster then me in a theater full of minions.
(based on an image of two buff women, one of whom is not in peak form looking jealously at the other who is in competition shape…) Mishna had not expected the spell to have such a pronounced effect. The ancient tome had said the enchantment
blockbapfap: krisesandhugs: only jaehyo would try to flirt in the middle of a fucking robbery only jaehyo would get shot down by girls two videos in a row
tooperfectstory: Intuition. I tried to make a home outta you. Unknown women wander the hallways at night. Where do you go when you go quiet? You remind me of my father, a magician. Able to exist in two places at once. In the tradition of men in my
officialweedfanclub: officialcrow: youre at the mall in the bathroom with nobody else in there in the stall taking nice hot shit and you hear the door opening followed by what sounds like a man hopping and “peter! piper! picka!”
It’s OK.My other sons-in-law have been similarly surprised.Although I will admit your gasp has been the best so far.I am certain you thought your wife’s little game of tying you here in our woods was just a game for the two of you. A bit naughty,
enochliew: Photographs by Thom Sheridan In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.
danananakroydstolemyname: kitty-in-training: Nerd alert. danananakroydstolemyname and I both got GoT’s tops today!! me and my nerdy soul mate. Look at you two kitty-in-training danananakroydstolemyname what a couple of awesome GoT nerds! 😀
kitty-in-training: kitty-in-training: Not had any new ink for a whole year! Sad times. Can’t believe it’s been so long since I got my last tattoo! So excited for the new one in two weeks!!!!!!!
circuitscript: octoberspirit: tel-gip: Strange things are happening in town. And Cecil Palmer is named after a Twin Peaks character, so really, we’re just coming full-weird-circle. Not circle, triangle. confirmed
neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
sixpenceee:Honokohau Falls in Hawaii is said to be the tallest waterfall on Maui. It plunges in two tiers for a total of 1600 feet, making it the second highest falls in the United States
Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun on PatreonIt’s been awhile since I posted about these!Macchiato and A Study in Black are two comics I’ve been regularly updating on my Patreon; they’ll be wrapping up in July and August, making way for new
officialedwardkenway: i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
When my son died, my wife and I offered to let our daughter-in-law, Beth, stay with us with her two kids until she got back on her feet since her own parents had passed away.It’s really hard on me, though, because after the kids go to school, she hangs
julianocasabranca: FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town
vaporotem: Biggest nerd. We are still in a huge house hunt, which takes all of my energy to be around here, AND we are going in two days to PRAGUE to see a Muse concert. Me collapse and die in 3, 2, 1.. X3
There’s a pet breeding event tonight and i’m definitely ovulating. Master hasn’t cum in two days so he can put lots of his seed in my fertile womb hehehe. I’ve been wet all day thinking about getting bred in front of a bunch of
foxytail11: There’s a pet breeding event tonight and i’m definitely ovulating. Master hasn’t cum in two days so he can put lots of his seed in my fertile womb hehehe. I’ve been wet all day thinking about getting bred in front of a bunch of people.
pbsthisdayinhistory: August 13, 1961: Construction Begins on the Berlin WallOn this day in 1961, Berliners woke to find their city and their lives cut in two by a wall of barbed wire and concrete blocks. Ordinary citizens found themselves caught in the
radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea: enochliew: Photographs by Thom Sheridan In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a
andyourbirdcantimetravel: Doctor Who Meme | TWO QUOTES (½) ”I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods; out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing… just one thing… I believe in
David Tennant Appreciation Week: Day Two ↳ Favourite Character Outfit/Feature: The Tenth Doctor in a Tux
BACK IN THE DAY | 2/8/86 | Spud Webb scores two perfect scores of 50 to beat teammate Dominique Wilkins in Spud’s hometown of Dallas during the All-Star weekend Slam Dunk Contest.
BACK IN THE DAY | 3/19/95 | Michael Jordan returns to the Chicago Bulls after nearly two years of retirement, scoring 19 points in the loss to the Indiana Pacers.
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
woooo my birthday is in less than two weeks! i’m just gonna put links here to a few of my wishlists just in case by some lovely happenstance someone wanted to send me a b-day gift to help me celebrate. If someone happens to send a wearable gift, please
kaciart: jujubeee mod: running from a thunder stormjujubeee mod: cackling as they swing in under a treejujubeee mod: grabbing at each otherjujubeee mod: -stop here-draiad: yesss Kili’s expression looks like he’s got a bit of a breathless laugh going
the hobbit movie was so bad that I’m making the executive decision to change my url. so expect to see a change in a day or two. I just don’t have it in me to be this url anymore. this movie was legitimately every horrifying idea that
artmastered: Nicolas Poussin, Et in Arcadia ego, 1637-38, oil on canvas, 121 x 185 cm, Musée du Louvre, Paris A group of shepherds dressed in classical attire surround a large stone tomb. Two of these figures point to a memorial inscription on the
snndkdkdkkkgkskjs199291: micdotcom: This is why the world needs to start caring about Boko Haram As the world watched in horror while two gunmen slaughtered 12 people at the offices of satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris last week, a massacre
goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole new
lvysavrs:against-something:spicy-vagina-tacos:deglacial:this is cool i didn’t know dunkin’ donuts was so popular in the north-eastThere’s at least two in every fucking town.FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTWait DD doesn’t exist outside of the east coast wtf
ragingbeard: These are taken from the abandon Takakonuma Greenland Park of Japan. The park opened in 1973 and shut down only after two years of service; common lore says that the rides were due to many accidental deaths. It was reopened in 1986 and
Here’s my dude in Skyrim. I had meant to take a screencap on the character creation screen but I forgot. So here’s two gameplay shots instead. Kinda unfortunate though because his coloring looks kind of wonky in-game when it looked pretty
mc-burnett: I think this goes without saying, but if some reason in the future you have the chance to see the 2nd part of a two parter without seeing the 1st part, don’t do it!!! Please, for once in your lives, have a little self control!!!
gemshipartwork: Why haven’t I drawn these two together before? Well… now I have. It was a refreshing change of pace! I’m still stuck in ponnie hell. But Rosepearl is nice too. *purr*
y’know, one of the pictures from the Live From Beach City! book is bugging me, ‘cause its cute but whoever drew it seems to think Pearl’s sash is tied in a bow, with two ribbon ‘tails’. Which it isn’tThere’s another image in the book where
speakfriendandenter: oh goSH I don’t upload any art in like a month but then. two in one night. mostly bc I kept going back and forth between working on both like every other day hahaha also I started this way before mr. greg aired or else I probably
Ah, so glad to have new SU back! Just an FYI, I have avoided watching the episodes prior to them officially airing this week, so please keep that in mind! I really enjoyed these two episodes and am excited to see how the story plays out! Can’t
chavisory: chibifatou:The X-files | 1.01 x 2.06 #pilot is so much fun to watch because you’re just like ooooooohohohoho you two are gonna fall in LOVE so hard #that we’re gonna have to invent a new word for itNope, not gonna let you leave this one
archaicwonder: Gallo-Roman Bronze Priapus Statuette, 1st Century ADThis statuette is possibly a representation of the Roman fertility god Priapus, made in two parts (shown here in assembled and disassembled forms). It was found at Rivery, in Picardy,
juicyvelourtracksuit: So this what I went through at the grocery store today, in two thousand freaking fifteen. Growing up privileged in a predominately white area (only black family in my neighborhood) I’ve encountered multiple racist experiences,
theabcsofjustice: Geez, that’s really freaky looking! o.O Even more so because the two separate eyes are looking in different directions in that last one…You go though, Malik! Don’t let your asshole dark side win this!
adoptpets: Animal Rights Victory! UK to ban use of wild animals in traveling circuses from 2015 More than 30,000 people signed an Independent petition calling for a ban The use of wild animals in travelling circuses will be outlawed in two years’
thecoupleenextdoor: We spent our two year anniversary in our own apartment in Amsterdam. It had the most incredible window seat. We ended up having sex on it just as it hit golden hour!
I haven’t actually written a word, and I’ve already got two ‘novels’ set in Cumbria…
noizybunnyboy: When you’re a major character but haven’t had a single line of dialogue despite appearing in two episodes where the main focus in both is character introduction When you’re a major character with a very important part in the story
ankha is moving into my town! ahhhh i’m so excited. and she’s not in a bad spot either, i’m so happy. update: static moved in and my hard work is finally paying off lmao.
deershadow: I’m the kind of reader who can read nothing in two years or a whole book in a few hours. there is no in between.
sherlock-ness-monster: that’s gonna be how destiel will become canon and that guy in the end is gonna be us dying no that is going to be sam in the back seat of the impala yelling “Dean, im glad you relieved the UST between you two so now
