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theclockstrikesmid-night: phipiohsum475: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the
ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had
sextshots:submit 📱 @SextShots She’d been sending me increasingly risque photos but this latest one…She was in the bathroom in just her bra and panties and she was pushing her panties down. “So, should I pull them back up…or
lalivingmuerte: i think this could be useful for the people who is not totally sure about spend their money in this movie, it has their good and bad points, but generally is a great movie, so please, let’s show them that “An Hispanic story”
chocobo-kokoro: needscandalinmylife: lizdexia: jamieali: A lovely story about Romney/Ryan. This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever. no lies in this post yas obama slay
cpljohnner: weavemama: fall-out-bangtan: mistresskabooms: weavemama: weavemama: NOTHING ABOUT THIS STORY IS HUMANE. FUCK ICE AND FUCK HARSH IMMIGRATION POLICIES. NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL This isn’t the first time ICE has detained people in public
henryclervals: forgotaboutdrea: rnyfh: in this house we stan dionysus! #Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x) the story continues
boldlygobones: ofmckirk: #even in the bloopers there are lens flares (via deannastroi) #it’s actually canon that bones threw up on him#can you imagine the glee in jim’s voice every time he gets to tell this story#about how his best friend became
lol  I would tell this story to my grand children if it happened irl.  Ahahahaha, hundreds of years later my descendants would talk about this epic battle in hushed tones around a campfire. Â
imaginarycomics: emmersdrawberry: If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story; I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude,
thirdstrikes: The oldest story in the universe.
lfeellike: allthingshyper: st-just: Hero. If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story god bless this man
gosh: “You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.” —  John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via coral)
jonnycocksville: leanandhungrylooks: I took this photo coming home from town one night, very drunk. It seemed so beautifully poignant to me. This lone, abandoned custard cream, bathed in lamplight. I knew tumblr would appreciate it. did you eat it
sapphire-and-greyzeek: Chapter II - Page 8 Damn, if we move on in this speed, we might actually get somewhere in the story! x3!
adurot:chocobo-kokoro: needscandalinmylife: lizdexia: jamieali: A lovely story about Romney/Ryan. This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever. no lies in this post yas obama slay Eeeeeeehhhhh… It’d be more accurate
datcatwhatcameback: lil-miss-eidi: So I never told this story before now except kind of summarizing it in a few streams. This is a mini-print I was selling at Sacramento Brony Expo 2013, one of many like it. Someone, some kid maybe 13 years old, wearing
corkiri: stufficial: Did you guys hear this story? A girl went to Justin’s concert, and after… She got raped. She was crying in the street for 3 days, all she had was 1O dollars, couldn’t find her way home, her parents thought she was in a hotel.
ewelock: > thehylianemblemtshirtclub answered: More fem!Thorin/fem!Bilbo doing anything IDC I guess my story for this one fem!Thorin catches fem!Bilbo who isn’t quite so chuffed on the idea of being in this ruffian-woman’s arms. Sort of inspired
wendlatheradical: broadway songs in which it’s literally impossible to choose which part to sing: one day more - les mis don’t do sadness/blue wind - spring awakening what you own - rent 96,000 - in the heights quintet - west side story confrontation
carmelasoprano:The Sopranos AU - Carol Two women find themselves in an unexpected love affair in New Jersey. As conventional norms of the mafia subculture challenge their undeniable attraction, an honest story emerges to reveal the resilience of the heart
blackberrymilkshake: I love you, Taako, and at this point, I think that everyone in reality is going to love you after hearing your story… and nothing is going to change that.
daughterofthestars: and at this point, I think that everyone in reality is going to love you after hearing your story… and nothing is going to change that.
lizeerdart:Hey y’all! I have been hard at work earning my coin for next semester but in my down time, I’ve been WIPping (get it lol) up this WIP for the digital LGBT+ monster zine I’m hosting, in which case the pre orders are open NOW!!! Snag one
lizeerdart: Hello everyone! I’m stoked to announce that I’ll be hosting an LGBT+ Monster themed zine and this is the contributors list! We have so much talent in one zine please check it out when its published! Artists: Rae (x) | Kim (x) | Obi (x)
Just wanted to take this moment to say sorry I haven’t been posting much school has been crazy busy but hopefully it will be finished soon and then EXPECT SPAM OF LINEART PRACTICE AND FUN PROJECTS AND OCS AND OC INTERACTIONS and story talk in general
toocooltobehipster: janedoughxvx: huffingtonpost: This baby goat as won the internet and our hearts. Try not to tear up to this story when it’s paired with music in the full video with music here. just kill me and be done with it already, because
out-there-on-the-maroon: vivienvalentino: Power of fictional characters right here. Use this gifset the next time some asshole tries to tell you that “there’s no disability in this sci-fi story because there’s no point.”
shenevercums: shenevercums: Actual true story: My ex-girlfriend always came from fucking, never from clitoral stimulation. One day I discovered she was able to reach a squirting orgasm in just a few minutes in this particular position. Since that
sleepyfemme: sleepyfemme: i forgot to tell this story but the other day i was @ my corporate job and i saw this man in his 60′s or 70′s walking by and i notice he’s wearing a baseball cap that says “corporations have no souls” and we kinda
moami: deseng: moami: if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from. if you find bones by the ocean,
justlookatthosesausages: invisiblespork: ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the
unkemptseeker: darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate
myeroticbunny: captionedtaboo:Boyfriend asks his girlfriend to fuck multiple guys within hours(Excuse the editing, it messed up in this video) HOLY FUCKING HELL! How hot is this???Join My Mailing List - Get a FREE Hotwife Story!http://eepurl.com/cTvA7P
futaonfemme: I like the way both of them look totally surprised to find themselves in this situation. I’d love to know how this “I slipped and fell” story goes…
incaseart: gisacomic: First two pages! If you’re interested in helping me flesh out this story some more, visit my Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/gisacomic Ooh this looks interesting.
castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was
neogeotorpedo: neogeotorpedo: DID I TELL YOU THE TF2 GOOFY STORY I ENCOUNTERED TODAY ok so I’m in foundry andas soon as I join I hear a mic fight between two guys , one guy was a regular adult snob but the other guy was in a spot on disney goofy
miupoke: numaz: im-in-space: This happens to me always. ALWAYS. My story of Life stage 3 rn
friedpanko: Mr. Hyunh’s story “Many years ago i lived in another country, far away. I was a young man with a family, a beautiful baby girl. I call her Mai. I was the luckiest man in the world. At night I used to dream about our future together,
kasukasukasumisty: the-snowflake-owl: l0nl3yb0y: This next episode about Jake’s tail better have some story relevance and not be a filler episode or I’m gonna be pissed… What about character development tho Filler episode is a term used in
an-eggnog: According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
alicekaninchenbau: References to Carl Barks’ Work in the DuckTales Reboot Opening Cave of Ali Baba (painting from ’73, based on the story of the same name, first published in 1962) Flying Dutchman (painting from ’72, first of the many paintings
grimapparitions:“You know what franchise I love the art direction in? Silent Hill. I hope we get a new one of those.”This is my villain origin story
mirshmurecya:im soo interested in characters that haunt the narrative like they are dead before the story even starts but god are they still there impacting things
manywinged:manywinged:so like. obviously it’s an immensely tragic route to take but sometimes it’s just so satisfying for a story to go “there’s no happy ending this time. resistance is futile in this scenario. the ‘good
iheartnintendomucho: Pokemon Origins coming to Pokemon TV November 15 Pokemon Origins will tell the story of the two first Pokemon games in the west: Pokemon Red and Pokemon Blue exclusively on Pokemon TV app for iOS and Android devices. In this four
slumbermancer: other things of note Minnie Mouse is maybe one of the universe’s most powerful wizards alive you inexplicably gain the power to summon Chicken Little; this is never really addressed or brought up in any sort of story context from what
daddysbottom: {This is a continuation of this story}For Dave and his son, it seemed that the dam had burst.They left Coach Nick’s house late in the evening. As they drove back home, they both knew that things had changed between them, and that their
daddysbottom: {This is a continuation of this story}We barely got into my place and in my bedroom when dad jumped onto the bed and started to rip his clothes off. He was pulling off his belt while his eyes were on me as I shed my own clothes as fast
micdotcom: Michael Jackson once told Oprah he didn’t want a white actor to play him In the middle of a controversy over white actor Joseph Fiennes’ new role as Michael Jackson in an upcoming British TV movie, who better to hear from than the King
usually i would say something like “steer clear. head for open waters” when it comes to “stories” such as this but in this case im going to make an exception. it seems to me that some ppl need to realize that when we talk about
falseknees: [31/31]Thank you so so much for reading! If you are interested in having this story as a physical book, visit this link here: https://falseknees.com/fallsneeze.html
halcyonharlot: nodavidblaineno: i forgot that i drew this earlier theres a story behind this. regardless. im so so sorry strong grunge
angrybrownbaby: dumbthingswhitepplsay: blackandmissing: Can we get some reblogs on this story? It’s a 10 week old baby, no Amber Alert, no media attention. Nothing. This is in New York. And yes, she was missing since Jan 25th!!!! Police are asking
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