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screamingcrawfish: KILL OR BE KILLED — exactly what it says on the tin….a charming little mix of tunes about murdering someone’s ass or getting your ass murdered 01. the killing type - amanda palmer // 02. the rake’s song - the decemberists
autumn-will-come: splashmouth13: we-smoke-the-blunts: platypusinplaid: America in one gif omg the eagle exploding it How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert pistachios
skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about you
svveden: majorhayniac: svveden: i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home just go in reverse…. i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
magicjungle: magicjungle: If this gets 10,000 notes, I’ll take a cardboard cutout of Loki to prom this year It has been done
knightscrest: knightscrest: knightscrest: bakuryuuha: knightscrest: knightscrest: knightscrest: where does satan get all his email? i guess you guys will never know i dunno guys ill think about it THIS WAS HIS PLAN THE WHOLE TIME. THIS WAS
thatharlequingirlemanni: So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad Being the
ectobiolosassy: crazieecatladyy: how to get the d i think i don’t want it anymore
actuates: HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS: 1. Get the ball 2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play 3. Run.
someactorkid: ellendegeneres: In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo. How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
cybersity: i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
-vibe: how do girls keep their room so clean like wtf i try getting an outfit together and then it just goes downhill from there
meladoodle: meladoodle: meladoodle: my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop” i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said
e-rer-i: yuckyou: kill-kelli: It’s 2014 and men still don’t understand how to get women. booty pics for bears seems legit
grey-marsh: A girl at my biology department graduation brought a lizard that she adopted from her lab and made it a little cap and gown. The announcers called the lizard’s name too when they called the girl up to get her diploma.This was pretty much
chronic-genderbender: They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it
tylerchokely: *gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
disheartens: don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
oneheartoverthemoon: ba614: THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a
dnosebapps: dnosebapps: when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes
perlockholmes: vantasass: skeetbucket: A fork, knife, and spoon all in one Chopsticks with a soup spoon 2013 we did it YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE
crayonster: timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
pika-brew: memeguy-com: I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
i-hate-the-beach: cromadh: savingthrowvssexy: i-hate-the-beach: Look what I got! Is that a new phone case? Its a new phone case right? Where can I get a Tumbler tshirt? Helps if you spell it right
cognitivedissonance: ohmy-gingersnaps: This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. Your cute cat of the day
skinnygirlfit: toneyourbody: myfitness-app: Workout buddies come in all sizes. he looks a little worried “fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
copperjohn: drksanctuary: copperjohn: Nailed it. reblogging for dat ass Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes
ryangpoet: I am attracted to the idea of your lips exploring my body as if it were a map and you kept getting lost on purpose.
svvords: is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
haiweewicci: issarae: Necessary. Petition to get all cops to wear cameras: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/require-go-pros%E2%84%A2-be-placed-every-and-all-police-officers/ZdS5lHbf Come on spread it!
modifiedmuggles: coffeeblooded: sluuugg: things-inbetween: Oh. Ok. Babes. It’s gonna suck not getting tattooed by this dude anymore now that I’m moving The cutest
hqnishinoyaa: gnarly: robinnnnnnnnnnn: screwsociety: lame-waves: i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ?? “I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it” OH MY GOD this gets funnier
beowulfstits-archive: I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired i aspire to great things in life
lizziemcganja: friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything? me: i don’t have money friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay me:
staff: By the way: If you’re interested, Tumblr has filed some wonky comments on net neutrality with the FCC, setting out our suggestions for how they can get this right. Have a read. If you missed our video about how you can help, it’s right here.
fluent-in-lesbianism: mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals #the real gay agenda
lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes
small-person-racist: earldacharmanda: awesomephilia: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the
