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miniature-knight: Amanda: Today I’ll be issuing you one of our newest models- this android is best equipped for detective work along with finding and capturing deviants Connor: Ah Hello Lieutenant Anderson, it will be a pleasure to be working with you

i read the claudine chapter of that official revue starlight manga and shit….. shes so GOOD…. being a good senpai….. and baby claudine…. and maya reciting her fucking baby commercial slogan SHOOK me….. i love them

sketcheddy: princessharumi: sketcheddy: h-harumi…… e…ed… SHIT ♡

talking with my friend dartty and suddenly i gained a baker’s dozen amount worth of pics i want to draw holy shit

Im just gonna file this under shit I wish I never drew.Watched that recent smurf movie with one of my friends, and they dared me to draw this.I mean, I would have refused but…. it was a DOUBLE DOG DARE.No man can refuse the call of a double dog

Ive never actually watched Free! but based on what Ive seen on my dash I think I can safely say its about a dude named haruka, and his only hobby is shoving his ass into even the smallest bodies of water, and he has friends for some reason.and theres

…am i the only one on the internet that actually likes friends ;-;

The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,

bladdershycutiepie: Me, holding while home alone: 😩😩💦💦👌👌Me, with friends/family, upon getting the slightest urge to pee: oh my fuck shit gah someone plan my fucking funeral im gonna die right here right now im the epitome of human filth

$Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.$

Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.

crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that

youmayhavetositdownforthis: milkshakecub: Although my boyfriend ultraelmuro says the contrary, that im cute, sexy and shit, my self esteem is running low this days. A dear friend told me that maybe its because Im still unemployed, or missing my family

kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE

transwerewolf: if you misgender someone dont pull the “im sorry im trash„ im sorry aaaa im garbage” shit stop making this about you just apologize normally and dont guilt people into coddling you by insulting yourself

redmetz: (so I was listening to uptown girl by billy joel and I decided to make an au) HERE IS MY UPTOWN GIRL JOSUYASU AU basically josuke is a rich kid from uptown and oku is a local mechanic from downtown Im just gonna put some miscellaneous ideas

palbud:ATTENTION ATTENTION THIS IS A PSA sometimes i dont respond to replies and stuff bc im boring and i would reply with something useless like “yeah” it doesnt mean i didnt see and appreciate your comment/ message!!!

feathersprite: IM AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND I FORGOT THE WORD “WALL” SO I JUST SAID “VERTICAL FLOOR”

basedmanga: baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.” naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend? bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???” *naruto beats the shit outta the villain* naruto:

jiminbunny-archive-blog: your friend was just sent flying u could at least try to look concerned u little shit

blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY

im the friend on tumblr that types shit no one understands but yall like it anyway bc i got a good heart

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question

xiunplane: also I cannot stress it enough to people around me and my friends - please don’t do april fools with me. I know i know, it’s fun to see me struggle and be easily tricked into thinking something, but it honestly makes me feel like shit

officialprincewilliam: when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

jt596: When you hear your friends talking shit about you

d0nn0: when you find out one of your best friends have been talking shit about you

borderlineotaku: onlinegf: moveahn: wow what an actual piece of shit boys are fucking gross I hope she finds this. I hope she finds this and shows all her friends. I hope she shows her parents. I she shows HIS parents. I hope she finds this and shows

emmablackeru: why you should be my friend I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit I will reblog your selfies no questions asked I will ask you questions on anon to make

homestucks-and-shit: swagscats: bagmilk: ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels

wisperr:hoelalola:the worst feeling is when you say bye to a group of friends but nobody answers so you just kind of walk away and nobody even realizes you’re gonewait…. this fucking happens to people? shit DITCH those absolute fuckers and let me

let-itbebabygirl: helioscentrifuge: tayloracleswift: thetattedstoner: rhsin: ? Dear god here you go Pizza Hut you earned this man yall need to sit your judgemental asses down this looks like a great meal to share with a friend Ugh holy shit gimme

moritzfer: ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly

Im tired of grouchy ass bitch friends holy shit

The "shit talker" squad

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

gamestops: ravine: gamestops: this guy cheated on my friend & he thinks she doesnt know lol thats fuckboy shit im blowing up his phone update: he said “I’m a 15 year old boy with hormones, im sorry”

walter-sobchick: I CANT STOP LAUGHING SOME GIRL IN MY ART HISTORY CLASS’S BOYFRIEND “CARDBOARD CHRIS” JUST FRIEND REQUESTED ME ON FACEBOOK IM NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH THIS CHICK ON FACEBOOK IM LOSING MY SHIT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

la-diablareina:im so glad im off SA bc every girl and their best friend are on it and it’s so easy to get exposed on that site, everyone knows about it. not shitting on girls who are on it, SA was where i got my start. im just thinking about my safety

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly flowers

yo hi. you guys should pick me bc: im active bc i have a queue :) im funny yep im friendly i like html, im not bad at it im british mentally i like to make friends im always up for rates and shit i like british people im not good at these things o

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.

kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE

no one wants to even talk to me, not even my bestfriends. i told you so.

stolenfootprints: ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly

im-a-walking-paradox: when your friends smoke but you dont

ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly flowers

im the friend on tumblr that types shit no one understands but yall like it anyway bc i got a good heart

omgrwby: tenkenryu: Friendly reminder that the 22nd is tomorrow. Get hype. HELLA PUMPED

goD BLESS AMERICA I FUCKNG LOVE MY SKYPE FRIENDS THANKU CAT FR THESE HOLY SHIT

lunar-pilot: Knowing that you successfully made your own gif set fills you with determination.

oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You

crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do

lettheladylead: kimiko glenn talking about how much lena loves webby (and a spoiler for tonights (???) episode?)

Peter Parker is always, and has always been gorgeous.im fucking swooning(thedujifuji)besides his cute face i love the fact that he’s literally unmasked and nobody even thinks to make the connection because?? peter parker???? umm no way

I’m so pissed off at myself. A few friends recommended I stop using face wash and simply rinse my face with cold water if I wasn’t wearing makeup because it cleared up their acne. Here I am on day 2 of that plan and my face broke out 😭😭😭

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