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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/10/08/blath-and-a-friend-my-perfect-first-time/If you’re like me, you’re enjoying your weekend (even if you’ve still gotta work! But hey, with work this great who can complain?) and when I stumbled across Blath
Can you think of anything better than a network megasite filled with teens? Neither can ThePornBro and if you’re like me and you like watching these cute babes getting their holes filled, you’re gonna love Teen Mega World. With access to 33 teen porn
I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of this “game of thrones” show but you can totally download the first 4 episodes if you’re like me and downloaded them like twelve hours ago cuz you hate waiting for awesome shit to happen
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
daddysaurusrex: beefcannon: LITTLE PSA!!!! Okay if you’re like me and don’t have ุ to spend on a onesie listen up. I totally forgot snapcrotch bodysuits are in right now and they’re PERFECT for little space! Especially if youre like me and have
thebuttkingpost: tubesock: lizardlicks: chelseigh: hashtagdion: surpriseversussuspense: hashtagdion: Even if you’re unemployed, even if you’re taking time off from school, even if nobody is calling and making plans with you, get out of bed,
hentaiyarou: Audio requests I’m sitting on (thought I should acknowledge them since some are kind of old. So sorry if you’re one of the people who asked for something loud ages ago. It’s simply not possible to feel safe being noisy in a college
scissorsandthread: Foxy Valentine Favors | Paper Source I know that Valentine’s Day is a few weeks away, but if you’re like me you like to get a jump start on things! These little foxy bags are so adorable, even if you didn’t fill them with anything
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
sexymittenwife: Him: What would you do if this cute little ass was standing in front of you before you left for work? If you’re like me you’d caress it, kiss it, lick it, finger it and then pound the fuck out of it with your stiff cock! I love the
powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t
transarmin: if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons for snk are shit bc theres no way they could transition in that universe just remind them that people fucking turn into giant monsters and that if the giant monsters are possible then so
ok tentatively going to use he/his pronouns, but like. only close friends are allowed to use them (feel free to message me if you aren’t sure if you’re able to ). please use ae/aer and they/their otherwise.
gloriousbacchus: religiousmom: tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s
irwah: If you really like someones blog, drop them a little message telling them. If you see someone’s selfie and think they’re pretty, tell them. If you see someone’s having a hard time or a crappy day, inbox them telling them how much you appreciate
kintatsujo: brideofgodzilla: young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care Shout ColorCatchers are the best thing ever if you’re like me and you like bright red and also never feel like
zulidoodles:Hope you’re all having a safe and fun New Year!! Or, if you’re like me, that you’re sleeping soundly as the countdown happens =w=
did-you-kno: did-you-kno: Source Another sad day. If you’re like me, you woke up all: And then you got really mad: So you were like, ‘Hey, cancer - you know what?’: But that didn’t make you feel any better. So here’s another Rickman
jtotheizzoe: “Liftoff at dawn, the dawn of Orion, and a new era of American space exploration” If you’re like me and you like to sleep, so you didn’t wake up to watch the Orion launch at oh-dark-thirty AM on Friday morning, you can re-live
onetruepairingideas: “You stole my candy and now you’re taunting me with it in your mouth and I kiss you to steal it. Bet you didn’t expect th- wait why are you kissing me back?!” au
titytwochainz: They damn near force you into college, because if you don’t go, you’re likely to work for minimum wage. Unless you’re rich as hell or a perfect student, you gone pay out the ass just to be there and there is still no guaranteed chance
Reblog this Black Tumblr if you like A Tribe Called Quest, J. Cole, Wale, Big KRIT, Lupe Fiasco, Jill Scott, etc, if you’re woke, if you’re funny, and if you enjoy talking to your Black Tumblr family.
If you're like this we probably went to high school together, and we may even still be friends.
goldenmage: here on tumblr.com we treat everyone with respect!!! oh but except for most religious people, especially christians people who aren’t feminists people who are thin and/or underweight republicans people who like sports or are athletic anyone
chilope: txtpostprincess: if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you
Fanmail is better than asks because I can actually keep what was said to me. But I like both and would greatly appreciated some. Just got home from work and I’ll be up for a while.
Scissoring is so great. I love it Ride the puss like a pro
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t
priestessamy: keeponshouting: as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking. I really really really really really needed this
yellyhaim: “Some people get the wrong idea, you know. If you’re quiet and you’re just not the most gregarious person, that you’re like.. I don’t know, self-involved, rude possibly, frigid. I get that a lot from people who don’t know me, like
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
shirefulscarves: allthewaytoneverland: dorothy-cotton: If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
tiqerboy: tiqerboy: if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving
winterwashere: Or if you’re like me, keep repeating steps one through three so quickly that you don’t actually have time to get to step four. Before you know it you’ve got five giant bins of books that have yet to be read, yet you’re stuck in
celestial-sexhair: okay: Imagine if everybody was born identical and then as your personality grows so do your looks so if you’re a bitch you’ll look be really ugly and if you’re like really nice and stuff then you’ll be like really attractive
thecoconutgoddess: When in a lazy mood, nothing is quite like two slices of cassava bread, toasted and topped with either peanut butter and plum jam, or marmite and avocado. Or both, if you’re like me 🌿 You’re doing it right
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
princess-molester: Daddy: ‘if you’re going to dress like a cheap little whore then I’ll have to fuck you like a cheap little whore’Daughter: ‘but daddy you dressed me..’
avamariele: lexijayneloves: If you’re like me and you keep your natural nails short, and you’re tired of polishing your nails Get your nails done Or Use reusable nails and make sure you keep the package w/ you just in case one pops off. Men can’t
impartialmeltdown: You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re
if you’re taking exams in the next few weeks
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evaluate: It’s cool if you’re gonna judge me like ok obvs I would judge me too but if you’re my friend then you should know that’s not rly how I am so it doesn’t matter.. Or say something to my face if you have a problem idc
hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship with cats has not changed over the past couple of years @endlessroadhome Who else am I supposed to hug 😂 WTF ME. (Jk cats at more cuddly, if you hug me too much you might drown
i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
i’m a liaison for a student org for my job and the members of the org gave out like a monthly award to one of its members and one of the notes written to the girl who won said, “your eyebrows are so fleek.”and me and the only other black person
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notreadytolove: its4rest: celestial-sexhair: okay: Imagine if everybody was born identical and then as your personality grows so do your looks so if you’re a bitch you’ll look be really ugly and if you’re like really nice and stuff then you’ll
Ms. Ziegler, if you're nasty
antiprivateeractivist:“it’s okay to live with your parents as an adult if you’re disabled” “it’s okay if it’s a cultural thing” “it’s okay if you’re trying to save mon-” shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don’t need
femme-cutie: onaveridiansea: ultranos: sweet-on-you: boatlyrics: deafeningechoesofsilence: boatlyrics: if you’re in america and you’re eligible to vote…… i’m begging you to vote for hillary like literally begging I wouldn’t vote for
