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bearded-daddy: That I am. Like let Me send your flowers, have you on My arm as we go to dinner, relax outside while we watch the starts, then push you against the wall and fuck you as soon as we get home…
adeadedskull-deactivated2016010: not a morning person then, I take it?
thats me right now. im finally empty, cant cry anymore. its almost like ive turned off my emotions. but i mean im pretty much numb. but yet i still know whats hurts inside. im doing pretty good. but once i let any emotion really come back then im screwed.
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
Nothing make me sadder then knowing I can’t save all the animals in the world. It literally breaks my fucking heart.
fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
Watch The Sky - Something Corporate I’m lost at sea, the radio is jamming but they won’t find me… i swear it’s for the best and then your frequency.. is pulling me in closer ‘till I’m home..
cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again
what if thEN THIS happpened bet YOU cant do THAT.
changed my name on Instagram to bunbae_ because then it looks less weird when I like your pictures :)))
tomorrow ill be on cam I think, just havent decided if I want to actuallyyyy go on mfc (very scary, might need to be not sober)
thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he
I just went to the door to see if I have mail and the mail lady was walking to the door and started to wave but I ran away omg she saw me run like an idiot
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
may someone please adopt me and then take me on a disney adventure trip around scotland
this is probably tmi but my url is cummbunny so who cares but god bless the person who bought me the hitachi thingy (I never know if I should say your name lol) I tried it and I think I’ve been reborn
sometimes you just want to be put on a leash then chained up until they come back for you, ya know?
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
fangedkitten: PSA IN CASE YOU MISSED IT IN MY RULES:but I absolutely ADORE roleplaying through my inbox; so if you guys want to send me paras/straight rp through the inbox (as in, without memes) please do so, I encourage it! those are the ones I tend
🍭 🍭 🍭 @redante ♡’d for a starter ! ! ! There were footsteps behind her. The darkness pressed in on her as Juliet fought the urge to turn around. Then there came another step, this time lighter &
redante: Dante didn’t care much for those around him, his guard usually only half up since he can handle himself. Then he took notice of a young woman, dressed in vibrant colors && it sorta hurt his eyes. Specs of ruby tend to shift away
story anon : awwww im sorry that happened aha XD but its an honest mistake!! good luck in getting another sylveon if you can c: 2. yeah that would be ำ ( =①ω①=)
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl in my first year of college who was at first nice but then a big jerk to me and tried to get me to do her school work for her and even try to get free art from me etcwell one day she insulted
im so sleepy, if you guys see me up online past 2:30am kick my butt
broadwaycom: Here she goes! IF/THEN, led by Idina Menzel, opens on Broadway
comedysexgod: comedysexgod:THIS IS THE CUTEST SEX SCENE I’VE EVER WATCHED look. i’m just a simple girl running a fucked up blog. i can’t tell you how to live. but i can tell you without a doubt that if you choose to spend ten minutes watching
operativesurprise: keplercryptids: keplercryptids: I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian,
📭 Reblog if you want curious anons in your inbox! 📭
jumne:Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?ChocolateVanillaStrawberryChoco chip cookie doughCookies and creamMint choco chipButter PecanRocky RoadSalted caramelPistachioSee ResultsThey wouldn’t let me add more options so here we are. If anyone likes something
coffeeflavored-tears:if you could have any cool not human ears which would you havecat earsdog earsbear earsbunny earsantlers(look okay they’re close enough. you can keep human ears too)long pointy elf earsthose weird feather bird wing onesnone :) human
my dog cries if I don’t hold his hands while he sleeps
forevercemetery: if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
COLD
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
Okay but forreal, If you really look at ‘Steven Tag’, you can have an insight on what Pearl probably had to deal with for thousands of years with having your teammates being child sizedimagine it
I love how all the characters in RWBY are based off of fairytales or some cool important person and then there’s Neo.Based of fucking Icecream.
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
lava-schism: two-lesbians-in-a-trenchcoat: IF YOU DON’T WANT TO WATCH THE SARDONYX FUSION PLEASE AT LEAST WATCH THESE VERY IMPORTANT SECONDS That animation is the most fluid i’ve ever seen…
Im about to post a NSFW pirate AU art in about 5 minutes (just nudity) because I like how it came out so I’ll take it as #NSFW and #nudity so if you would not like to see it, those are the tags to blacklist!
veesoapbox: And for the even bigger reveal, My wife finally got her Ruby Tattoo! So here are the two of our tattoos together! I’m just blown away by how awesome of a job South Water Studios did on these, and how well they fit together. I’m going
LOOK AT THAT MY BROTHER AND HIS BOYFRIEND GOT ME IM SCREAMING
myeverlastingship: I’ve seen many people assuming Pidge wouldn’t have joined the garrison if her father and brother haven’t had disappeared and thinking that her real dream was studying something with robotics or something more cientifical but…Pidge
thebeccabeast: mikaeled: Brooke Ence - Open Prep with Lil Boss I started scrolling past this then I saw her back and I BACKED THE FUCK UP. /sweats gayly
silver-sphere: buckysbears: while “zuko sent to find one single person who hasnt existed in 100 years and then he actually does” can be very funny in concept, can we just talk about how fucking heartbreaking it must be for iroh? like. he knows
sebastiandebeste: when i draw stuff i always have to finish it at the speed of light bc if i wait too long i start to lose interest and want to draw something else , my art career is a constant race against time & perpetual lethargy
I had 2 separate pics of them and then they somehow ended up in the same pic hah a
arkhamboundz: weasley-wheezy: If the is one thing Voldemort cannot understand,it is love. He tries.
trainergreen: pokemon would be so convenient inrl tho like if u have a power out BOOM electric pokemon to help, u cold?? YEah fire pokemon!!!!!!!! u want a drink fCK yeah water pokemon!!! u hungry?!!! FRY up that togepi
buzzfeed: A Hot Cop Got Down At NY PrideThe purple-shirted dancer, Aaron Santis, told BuzzFeed News he’d been trying — and failing — to dance with cops all day. Then he spotted our heroic hot cop and thought he’d try one more time.“I didn’t
crutchiee:sirlightbulb:finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thingreblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
sjavftusifuj: GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT
drawbauchery: drawbauchery: Here are the fusions!! Some are finished, some are ideas. Under the cut, because this subject matter is…just wrong. If anyone ever wants to add onto it, I’ll stick em in here no problem. Heed the warnings. This is forced
dimbulb-brony:For @drawbauchery, because she’s awesome. And out of all the characters she seem to like, this is the only one I can draw. sometimes i go through my tag to indulge in all the wonderful things..and then i find gems like this that escaped
rickittywright: what would you do if your icon entered your room offering you cake
started off drawing gamzee….. and then i drew the rest of the boys v u v
tmi tuesday i guess ?? yeA!! lets do this send me asks if you want~
yuki-kiku replied to your post: Tumblr Crushes: lirii-rawr lukajazz mikuhotsauce… I JUST REALIZED I’M HERE TOO I /)//A//(\ A-Ahhh //whispers also I’M SORRY if I’ve been a little creep liking and reblogging your stuff you seem really really
finenuts said: gray yyyyyyOU CAN LET ME OFF THE HOOK ON THIS ONE CAUSE like what if miku wanted to see more skin in her imagination huh huh ~waggles eyebrows nervously~
im not an avid OC maker, so when the rare inspiration hits me i doodle the character up with small characteristics in mind and im PUMPED for like a few days but then i forget the OC cause i dont develop them very well and they end up boring me aHAh its
