i would l o v e that
NSFW Tumblr
find i would l o v e that on porn pin board
i would l o v e that clips
scribbsie: otlgaming: E-INKEY KEYBOARD CONCEPT Imagine for a moment a keyboard that can display all the hotkeys for PhotoShop one moment and then when you fired up League of Legends, it would do the same for that application. Sound incredible? That’s
whatevachild: clannyphantom: would you still love me if i had this theme? the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
petamia: wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. YES
boxheadpaint:thefirstanomally:thesassyducks:Happiness is a Gosling recognising you, and running excitedly towards you. His name is Sam btw (Source) We absolutely would’ve domesticated dinosaurs and they would’ve looked just like that running to greet
wednesdayinacafe: ”So I have these huge glasses that I wear that are the ugliest pair of glasses you’ll ever see in your life. But they were the ones in the glasses store that no one was going to buy. They were in the corner, they’re all dusty.
anonymouscomrade:random stuff neuralblender spat out that i liked, since that’s a big thing now:
gloryholesissy: tsissybarbie: I’m just a girl that sucks dick❤️👅 My wife would definitely be asking me that question if she knew that I put on way more than panties and do way more than just suck dick! I 💕 cock!
ennoshita-chan: okay okay but what if in middle school when kageyama’s team mates start calling him king that he got really happy???? like everyone else on that team had nicknames and he thought that finally he made friends and he get really excited
shesellsseagulls: im-so-bisexual-its-a-secret:I know we’re all “tired” of seeing the origin story of spiderman in movies but can you imagine how Tom Holland’s spiderman would have acted when he was bitten? I’m not tired. I will watch uncle
fetishkitsch: New update: “Vacbed Time” at FetishKitsch.com We would like to remind everyone that these photos were obviously taken under close supervision and we definitely do not endorse anyone attempt anything similar to this alone. We would
ohhsoovivrant: lookslikegoodeating: wetsubbiepvssy: Never seen a pussy so fat I would suffocate myself in all that pussy and ass Would lovvveee to trib with this juicy ass pussy 😩😍
scratcheddraws: *DEEP SIGHING NOISE* fuck you karkat my virginity is on the line here what would rose say actually scratch that shed probably say ‘thats cool because me and kanaya have already laid like five eggs’ but thats beside the point YOU’RE
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
congragulation: if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
memeufacturing: a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
thugilly: iamanemotionaltimebomb: amilearoundtheriverbend: literallysame: she did that would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant: “and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women — head off to school, waving
gemqueer: godpenis: if someone did this to me i would fucking end their life, you can fucking count on it If someone put their fucking hair on me I would light it on fire, that shit is how you get lice
luckyhudson: gay4straight: Horse Hung Marine if I ever bend over for a guy it would be for him, now that would be hot:)
superwholocked221b: mistermisterashley: daughterofdoctorandrose: themagentacolor: twowandsandadrink: paralol: HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot
pinkcookiedimples: I actually don’t find this funny. Was this to imply that most women are hoes? And why would anyone want a relationship that’s based mostly on publicity? (Don’t act like like that’s not true.) So, no, I DO want a Beyoncé
fontyfresh: mymymycroft: givemeinternet: WOAH. If my teachers wrote like that I would learn so much omg That isn’t a teacher, that is a printer.
akajustmerry: “He wears expensive shirts; he wears good suits. And Benedict’s not the only Sherlock Holmes that does that. They’re all well-turned-out…He would dress well because everything that is worth doing at all, as far as Sherlock Holmes
I realize that is a snake but that would be a cool idea for a hair accessory. except not a real snake
I’ve finished my exams, so that would mean i actually survived my first semester at university!
131-di: buttmst3k: designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that
the-regeneratin-degenerate: “Well this definitely qualifies as a Panic at the Disco!”“If i had hands, i would slap you so hard, that pimps would wince”
railroadsoftware:like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup
turnsnikkion: And suddenly she knew exactly what her husband had meant when he said that she needed to learn to separate love and sex. She had always feared that letting another man fuck her would somehow damage the love that they shared a husband and
cockmad: Fuck me! Huge, veiny, uncut dick, love to slide that thick skin up and down over that big cock head, how would those veins and all that skin feel rubbing inside a pussy or arsehole?
cd-bernadette: cdsamantha69: gloryholesissy: tsissybarbie: I’m just a girl that sucks dick❤️👅 My wife would definitely be asking me that question if she knew that I put on way more than panties and do way more than just suck dick! I 💕
bsilike: crossdress-luver: http://crossdress-luver.tumblr.com/ Would so love to use that hot piss to give her an enema so she would sit on my face, spread her asshole and make me drink it all back out.
tsgirlfriend: cimarrondarkon: Angeles Cid. Hung, gorgeous and cute! Her long, stiff girlcock should be lovingly drained every day and this brotha would like to volunteer for that honor. Our mornings would always start the same way. The alarm on my
thewifeandi82: the wife getting dressed this morning. Love her boobs. Would love to hear some naughty comments Fuck I would love to cum on that tummy.
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:fabstan: scarlet—bitch: Scarlett Johansson could just upload a vine of herself eating a donut, calling it Black Widow the Movie, and I’m pretty sure fans would be more excited about that than they would be about Ant
coffeeandspentbrass: wagonation: If the Duke Boys needed a wagon it would be this wickedly clean Holden Kingswood wagon, which happens to be in Indonesia. (via vivaoto.com) I would drive the doors off that.
I WOULD EAT SO MUCH ASS, THAT MY BURPS WOULD SMELL LIKE ASS!
relenita: 【進撃のMMD】リヴァイ兵長でDaisuke So I’m in that part of the internet again.
antiphona: Had a thought about how Hirunaka no Ryuusei would be if the roles were reversed, Shishio as a student ( lmao calling your lit teacher chun-chun ) Mamura would be the lab teacher thats cool and aloof and doesnt know he actually has a fanclub
