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“So I wasn’t dreaming? We really got drunk and fucked last night? I don’t care, little brother, that was the best sex of my life. Come and fuck your big sister again.”
I couldn’t believe my eyes as they came into focus. So I guess it wasn’t a dream. I really did get that drunk with my older sister last night. The fact that she was sitting up made me think she wanted to talk. But I wasn’t too worried.
If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
Hub gets the finger. I was very drunk and he was mad that I may have exposed a little too much about his little dick to his sister (she is 25) while we were at dinner with her. All I said to her was that her brother, “wasn’t much in the
I was too drunk. I couldn’t find my house keys but I made it to my building. The first door I try opening opened w no key. It wasn’t my apartment. It was my neighbor’s. He looked beautiful laying there w his tight boxers inviting me to lust. That
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incestdreams: My sister told me later that she wasn’t as drunk as she was acting, and that it was the only way she knew to get me to try something with her. I’m glad she did…
tyleroakley: taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t
familycravings: youshouldcheatonme: Your dad stuffed your girlfriends pants in her mouth so she wouldn’t moan to loud when he fucked her ass Unfortunately that wasn’t your girlfriend..it was your sister. Your dad came home so drunk that he couldn’t
bvb1123: I’d be more upset that I pissed myself if I wasn’t so drunk! I really had to go!
1st Part (½) of my Season 6 finale pony meetup request drawing dumpGotta say. That was by far the most fun I had at a meetup, I wasn’t sure if I was going to enjoy myself or if it would be any fun. But I had a great spot to sit and draw, plenty
korrasamigayshit: Asami: come on I wasn’t that drunk Korra: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Asami, tearing up: because you are
incorrect48quotes:Maachun: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.Milky: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important!Maachun, tearing up: Because you are!
140604 KTR — sunggyu and sungyeol were teasing myungsoo about his habit when he gets drunk then sunggyu suddenly felt that myungsoo wasn’t okay with it so that was how he ended up apologizing to soo… (x)
gingerlionheart: I was not okay that nightmy head was on wrongyou got me drunk on your rotten words againand through the sound of breaking bones you swore that you loved meand while I was screaming for airI told you I believed itit wasn’t the first
enterracial: If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all the messages.
bright-as-the-morningstar: 2.3Lucifer: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk Chloe: You tried colour my whole face with a highlighter because you said I was important Lucifer, tearing up: But you are.
oldguardsaidthat:Joe: I wasn’t that drunk last night.Andy: You were flirting with Nicky.Joe: So? He’s my husband.Andy: You asked him if he was single. Then cried when he said he wasn’t.
sasusaku4life: “I wasn’t that drunk last night…”Naruto: You’re awake bastard!Sasuke: *Groans* My head is killing meNaruto: Yeah it is. You’re so drunk last night.Sasuke: I wasn’t that drunk last night.Naruto: Yes you are. Wanna know what
canonical-incorrect-ml-quotes:Adrien: Come on, I wasn’t THAT drunk.Nino: You literally got into a bar fight with someone who was flirting with Marinette and screamed ‘STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!’.Adrien: So? I’m just protecting my
taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood
wildfirelust replied to your post: HOLY!!! Congratulations!! If i wasn’t so drunk, i’d make a suggestion… i’m not sure how to process that, so i’ll go with thank you! XD
incorrect-klance:Keith: I wasn’t that drunk!Pidge: You kissed Lance-Keith: Yeah, and?Pidge: -and then told Shiro his father privileges were revoked because you found a new daddy.
nikareeashlee: kitarianddirtloveforever: im laughing so hard Lmfaooooooooo If she thought that black shaft belonged to him…..nevermind…
crocodilepatronus: Lucius: I wasn’t that drunk last night Narcissa: you were rolling around in the fireplace yelling “Diagon Alley” without floo powder.
i-volunteer-as-mockingjay: Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
delena555: Jennifer: “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh: “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
gallishger: Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?Oh yeah. It was like that David Hasselhoff video,eating a cheeseburger.
mysilentconfessionstoyou: It wasn’t a 3AM booty call. It was a 3AM drunk confession of all the things I couldn’t say sober. -“Come over so that I can tell you that I love you in person.”-m.t.t.
haleighceeclark: After every massive house party, everyone was usually so drunk that they just slept over. Your wife never drank much, and wasn’t really into the party lifestyle, but that never prevented her and your hunky, well-hung best friend from
drunk-on-ginny: bimbosminder:For the longest time, he was just Neil, our courier guy. Then, one Thursday morning, I realized that he was the single most attractive man to have ever walked the earth. Weird, right? But I know that I wasn’t the only
forhispleasures: I wasn’t that drunk…… ;)
stability:I mean who could win against that amazing strategy??? this is me though. i played against my friend noel and i wasn’t even drunk but he beat me like 6 times in a row and i basically threw a tantrum.
cuckman3: My wife teased my friend Jerome that his black cock would be too big for her tight white pussy. He joked that it wasn’t that big, but said when he came it was like knocking the top of a fire hydrant off! Well she got drunk and I persuaded
booksandburrs: Weiss: Please, I wasn’t that drunk last night! Yang: You were flirting with Blake. Weiss: So? She’s my girlfriend. Yang: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t.
Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset that he lacked the courtesy of letting me know in advance when
falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami:Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset that he lacked the courtesy
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
