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My mother sat up confused when I walked into her room. I decided to say nothing and let her ramble to herself. About how she had such strange dreams and how her mind was feeling foggy. She didn’t seem to notice her new massive breasts even as she
ohhh jeez i don’t even know what to say about this one i want to murder whoever though that curtain was a good idea
Disaster on set when the so-called “actor” popped about 1 second after the cuff of that chinchilla coat hit his dick. The rest of the crew decided they wanted to find out just how good it was too… Suffice to say, they did not get the
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2013/10/03/violet-doll-booblicious/The last time I wrote about Violet Doll, it was pretty much an ode to her incredible ass. While I’d like to see her hold bottles on that round shelf again, I have to say her giant boobs
bmarg12387: I meet him in a hypnosis course and had a debate about who was going to be the better hypnotist…seeing as he’s naked on MY table, in MY hotel room, starring lustfully at my cock while trying to seduce me…I’d say it’s pretty obvious
ffuffle: Not much to say about this one. It looked better in my head. May redraw it some day soon. MEH! Oh yeah I forgot to add. You may remember how i used to make a point of not have Clara wear a bra. The idea was that they don’t make em her
jibw: There finally done with this, not much to say about this one actually. When I first drew it was the just body ann the head, but as for the character I had no idea who to draw. So I made my own, nameless OC here. After drawing her I realized damn
Remember that wonderful news story about Microsoft developing a smart bra to sense when a lady was in danger of over-eating her feelings? Not true, sad to say. Here’s the bucket of cold water from NPR: But instead of getting an interview, we
marks-fauxhawk: Going from meeting this man a good few years ago, to where I am tonight…. Oh man. It was a great night. So many good laughs. So much to talk about. But I just want to say, I’ve never felt such a large feeling of together. I’ve
diapersrequired: Big Brother and I talked about the accident I had at work last Friday (which fortunately no one saw). I thought he was going to tell me that I’ve flunked toilet training for good, but he says he doesn’t want me to give up yet. From
hesjayrich: avengedog: Cupdude and his pal Mugbro are about to shoot some hoops and say NO to the evil drug-pushing King Dope! (You can blame @captainfailmore for this) Since it was the 90s, it would probably be more like “Main Man Mug.” … NOT
eldertomscaptions:Before I was locked in my cage, I had to fantasize about a BBC pounding my wife in order to stay hard during sex.
thepsychoemoreport: utopiacontent: Everything you wanted to know about transgender people but were afraid to ask. I remember back at FSU in their pride association that damn board actually had the nerve to say “IT” was an OK pronoun.
nanssagajii: happy new year guys!♡ 2017 has gone and i want to start 2018 with good energies and positive thoughts. The last year was really tough in some ways, so I thought about doing this follow forever to say, to all these blogs that I love,
My wife told me her boss had spanked her and I just blushed. Then she added that he had raised her skirt to do it and I just looked at her unable to say a thing. Shortly after, she said that it was obvious I wasn’t going to do anything about what she
You had never expected to find your wife openly flirting with another man and, much less, that you wouldn’t dare to say anything about being her husband. She stayed the night with him and told you next morning that she was happy you were such an
It was by chance that you found out about your wife’s unfaithfulness, and you didn’t dare to stop her. Later, she told you that there would be other men, and made you say that you accepted it.
You heard your wife say, “he won’t be back until tomorrow.”And at that moment you didn’t think about what was going to happen when she found out that you had been there all the time, hidden, and doing nothing to keep her from fucki
mymmmmasquerade: tvlauran: Dee put a terratorial hand on Lauran’s knee, as if to say ‘no one else is going up there.’ which Lauran was pleased about, the cream for his piles wasnt working yet. Dee knew that he had special plans to ensure that
Road-side RompThe wife was horny, so she bent over the hood of our car when a busload of football fans pulled-in to the rest area. Needless to say, they queued-up for a turn right quick. Unlike any of the guys banging the wife, the bus pulled-out about
I was showing my pony pic at the table, when some one asked if I could draw a bird. I said ok, but then he went to say its got to look real and a red tailed hawk. So I did, and I’m happy about this because it took one day. The End (http://24.media.tumblr.
ryderswild: She prayed for the day when she could get him to cross even half the lines he had asked her to brave. This was the first, and would not be the last, if she had anything to say about it.
klusterfvk: I was going to make a comment about how much I like my shirt but then realised i’m only going to get the cunts who say “Oh yeah, you totally uploaded this to show off your shirt” or “WE’RE NOT LOOKING AT YOUR SHIRT LOLOL” sooooo
I want to just say that this call of an “Obstruction was BS!” First off Boston (the guy on the ground) Dove for the ball and a natural reaction to falling is putting your legs up behind yourself. Secondly St. Louis (The guys about to fall)
periwinkle-paladin: You guys really out here NOT talk about Pidge in the game show episode? This girl calculated her swing so it would hit the camera, and then bouce off to hit Bob…AND THEN she tackled him to the floor. Dare I say,, iconic.
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that messaged me and sent me asks seeing if I was ok. Unprofessional to put person thins on my Omo blog but couldn’t let my real life friends see me hurting myself cause they have no idea about it. And
sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about
asleepylioness: Hello lovely lioness,I was really unsure about this photo, but I wanted to submit something today so I had the opportunity to say thank you for coffee club. I adore the submissions that we get to see every week and I’m always glad
rains-scribbles:Midnight SunSome rainbow dash fun!Not a lot to say about this picture except for how troublesome it was to decide which orientation to upload it in ._. Oh how gorgeous! =o
sinnahsaint: roseapprentice: One of the most useful things I’ve learned about recovering from trauma is that my decisions need to be judged according to the incomplete information that was available to me at the time. So, say I’m deciding whether
hajimeiwazumi: iwaoi wedding headcanons bc i’ve been watching too much say yes to the dress?? since iwaizumi and oikawa are both going to be pro volleyball players, their wedding will be like a national event where everyone wants to be invited but
dynastylnoire: micdotcom: Janese Talton-Jackson was killed because she said noAt about 2 a.m. on Jan. 22, Charles McKinney, 41, reportedly approached 29-year-oldJanese Talton-Jackson at a Pittsburgh bar to ask her for a date. Police say Talton-Jackson
Just because I weigh less than you do does NOT mean that I can't be concerned about the fact that I put on a few pounds during the school year
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
My little sister just tried to kill herself and she was almost successful. If she hadn’t called my mom, mom wouldn’t have found her til morning. I’m about to get in the car and drive to Maryland. This bitch who is preying on her keeps saying the
chelseapoe: I had 4 failed suicide attempts as a teen this isn’t an isolated incident this is a huge issue for our community. This isn’t the time to say well it was her parents right to not let her transition this is about pushing kids to the point
flowerbucky:I wish there was a simpler way to say “I know that what I’m upset / angry about isn’t really a big deal, but I have extreme difficulty regulating my emotional response to things so I’d appreciate some support and time to work my feelings
grover3: masterboibinder:“It’s not like I lied about it… I told you upfront this was going to be strictly an edging session… I guess I did forget to say just how long the edging and denial session would last… oh, did I forget to mention the
skijumpsallygotthehiddles: tom-mother-fucking-hiddleston: Tom, what the hell did the director say to you before this was filmed for Christ sake? “When you’re laying down on the Bifrost I want you to pretend Loki is a porn star about to get a good
booasaur: booasaur: The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant I made this to highlight Minh Thu’s bravery and that it happened at all, whatever the result, and I know a LOT of people had things to say, about how it was faked
sixpenceee: Here is Part 1 I was surprised to receive such a huge positive feedback. Some people found it very comforting and that’s awesome. Basically to recap a medium is someone who can sense the other side, and this is what they have to say about
lesbilicious: Linda’s next door neighbour’s daughter, Poppy, was back on vacation from college and had come in to say hello. Linda had been about to go out, but Poppy persuaded her to stay for a while.
bard-bot: chelodoy: Winner of the patreon poll - Mismagius! :3 This art is created by support of my patrons : ) I also wanted to say thank you to everyone who subscribed to me in tumblr, already 11000 people!!! Half a year ago it was about 2000,
mametupa: After seeing the Golden Rules to Survive in Bon Temps yesterday, we felt it was about time to show them in gifs. A picture is, after all, said to say more than a thousand words:)
badbadjodi: Mother is always late picking me up from dad’s house so when she called again saying she was going to be about an hour late this time, my daddy decided to make the most of it while we waited for her to get there. Luckily dad has a large,
sub-mom-incest: ‘Well mom your ass is pretty tight’ was all my son had to say to me as he sent me to the shops wearing what he picked out right after taking it in my ass for the first time. Still being in shock about how rough he got, I responded
marzipantwist: 8xenon8: hey hey hey here we go again Not much to say about the CMC, it didn’t take me long to figure out what I wanted to do with each of their designs Spike on the other hand was a challenge since I couldn’t just go “Insert horse
yoghart: “You end up doing a million interviews, and I was getting asked questions about my sexuality relating to the world of pop music and wider culture. I just realised I didn’t want to be silent anymore. I had something to say, so I started
i just watched blake and weiss’s character shorts back to back and idk if i’ve seen anyone say anything about it yet butblake and weiss both apologize to someone as one of their last lines. i thought that was neat
i think adam’s scar reveal would have felt a little more impactful if it was, say, weiss and blake against him. with blake and yang it was still p jarring, but u kinda just go ‘oh right, SDC has always been bad’
finn-the-degrader: I made her beg for me to fuck her cunt knowing the whole time that I was actually going to shove it in her asshole. I just wanted to remind her how much I care about what she has to say.
