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why are people trying to say dark pit is coded latinx i’m going to fucking shoot myself
I try to be helpful but I worry that I come off as condescending or rude even though I’m not trying to be. I worry a lot that people are like “oh its this jerk again” when I tell them things or recite facts. I don’t know, people
Judging by this Facebook promo, it seems like Steven does try to use his healing powers on his dad but it doesn’t work
Why do people try to hand me stuff like paper or electronics when I’m washing dishes? Like, how do you think that’s going to work out?
kelseythefourteenthrobot: leviohsaw: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something
newsadventuretimes: Steven Universe - Alone Together Long (Promo) #2 2nd promo for Alone Together.Steven Universe Alone Together:The Crystal Gems try to teach Steven to use his fusion powers.
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
uugh, for the past couple of days my family has been sick and now I feel the beginnings of a sick-headache and a sore throat so I guess I caught it too. I think I’m going to call it a night, take some medicine and try to sleep. G’niight!
So, like, I really never thought to actually look at Pearl’s teapot in “Serious Steven” but there was a gifset on my dash earlier today and I realized that there’s a rose design on the teapot. Like, an abstract-ish design but to me they definitely
reggiemess:I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
healiing: you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed
rockafirevevo: does anybody else do this thing where you forget small pleasantries and just make little ambiguous noises instead? like if i hold the door for someone and they thank me, i know i’m supposed to say something, but i don’t immediately
here, have a little vent post about a major way in which the omorashi/wetting community on tumblr is unsafe for me as a CSA victim little CSA victim things: > try to find an omorashi blog > 1000 of results > that doesn’t post completely
secretarialninja: spyke1985: asexyrainbow: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: THIS IS AMAZING I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird. This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or
moosemarine: did-you-kno: Brian Banks spent 5 years in jail and had to register as a sex offender after a high school girlfriend accused him of rape so her parents wouldn’t know she’d had sex. She also sued the school district and won ũ.5
When I try to write something interesting and relatively sfw, it’s like squeezing blood out of a stone, but when I even think about writing anything smutty, my fingers can’t type fucking fast enough… Maybe I should just relent, and
One morning Jared Leto woke up and wanted to make a porn video. Thus…Hurricane was born. And lo, the crowds of people admired it so, that when the powers that be did try to censor it…they rallied together in protest!
cindersart: important otp thing to consider: who says “only grab what’s important before we go” and who grabs the other one’s ass and says “it’s important to me”
bpdgenji: tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
When people from the past re-add you on tumblr to essentially spy on you….Like, gurl,You ain’t slick sis.
my heart aches to know that i can’t try to help you without making it all worse. i can’t be there for you, i can’t offer my love, i can’t tell you that it gets easier. i’m sorry, a thousand times over. i’m so sorry.
beachdeath:a lesbian version of dream daddy where you meet seven compelling women in your town, message all of them saying, “hey! it was really nice to see you the other day! we should hang out sometime :)” and then ghost all seven of them due to
Let’s look at this from a medical aspect: For Men: It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your
hazza-to-myboobear: vas-happenin-larry: zayn, try to control yourself. i mean, i know its funny and everything. but you’re laughing a little too hard… LOLOLO A+ ^ OMG I LOVE THESE BOYS OMG I CAN’T!!!!
niallerthecreator:how cold is it to try to shut someone up by using their best friend’s new demo five days after he left the band they were in together for 5 years….
blowmyblues: These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.
deppizza: “I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I’m interested in the things people try to hide.” - Johnny Depp
kafk-a: “Back at the house it is filled with longing, nothing to carry longing away. I look back over my life. I try to find analogies. There are none. I have longed for people before, I have loved people before. Not like this. It was not this. Give
micma: micma:someone should do some bayo oc prompt thing for inktober so it can get my lazy ass to try to design this bitch faster “someone” my dumbass will do it if enough folks want it
helpcorgi: Hello friends! Many of you have felt very upset lately. This is a list of resources you can keep track of to try to cheer up. I hope it helps! Anxiety Self Help Masterpost Calming Manatee Cute yahoo answers Guided relaxation The thoughts room
pakisstaani: a message for brown eyed girls yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground.
maxluman: I just saved a snake! I saw this little guy on the sidewalk heading right to the street so I catched him without thinking and put him into the forest on the other side. He didn’t even try to bite me.
new followers, old followers, followers in general…if you weren’t aware of my spazzy fangirl tendencies, well… now is the time to know. sorry not sorry because feels
I have good intentions, but I have the ugliest qualities because of everything that has happened thus far, and no matter how hard I try to stop them, I can’t. In the end I’m going to end up with no one. Everyone gets tired of me eventually,
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
I’m going to try to dye my hair a lighter brighter shade of orange tonight. yayayyayay.
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
mgann-morzz: blackridinnhood: missoldbooty: abaldwin360: Probably about to get unfriended. :) twerk Guys who get it are very refreshing. Intelligent comments on facebook are also refreshing.
tmi but not under cut because idgas I hate being on my period because it’s hard enouugh to remind myself to eat and now I don’t know if I’m hungry or whether I’m just going through period cramps and my back hurts and I’m
need to learn self control
fireheartedkaratepup: hatingongodot: all classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold. which brings me to my next
I may or may not make troll icons I’m not sure yet! ;u; Cause I know if I make the first 12 I’d have to make the other 12 too and shjaga I get lazy gomenand I’m sorry I only planned to make Christmas ones for that one anon who asked
isleofconclusions replied to your post: UPD8 How do you always manage to know about the update before my notifier even tells me?! black magic
Maybe I’ll just stay indoors forever and I’ll never talk to anyone or try to meet someone new or masturbate or anything
I totally forgot that my birthday is coming up. How the fuck did that happen?Who’s in charge of time & why are they making it go by so fast?Give me a minute to think & try to soak it in at least.
veronicathegoddess:just wanna be choked and told to spread my fucking legs whenever i try to act shy so that i can be fucked like the brainless whore i am
relatablepicturesofruby: oh and also!!! please, if you’re in the us and you watch the leaks, that’s perfectly fine, just make sure to watch the episodes when they air!!! if you’re not in the us (like i am) try to support the show by telling people
natawhat: wrotemyown: seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation? and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS” and steven’s just like “NO!
troffie: ‘The Answer’ from Steven Universe is up for an Emmy so I thought I would try to post a zoomed in version of Ruby and Sapphire’s second fusion from the episode. I don’t know if any of these expressions are visible on TV but I wanted to
turing-tested:turing-tested:gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me asi want people to look at me and go ‘oh i have no idea what you are but you’re definitely a homosexual’
I keep hoarding all the pictures I finish instead of posting them skdng i can’t seem to snap out of that ripI’m gonna try to start posting some of that stuff again, maybe tomorrow hhhh
bigmammallama5: artist-problems: Submitted by: lochnessmelissa [#923: Your friends try to convince you to illustrate their bad stories.] Yes.
I GAVE UPPP so I sketched some merrill heads ; v ; (its fun to draw merrill adgadgaaf♥) marian omfg stop being hard to draw
another day of my internet being crap so tomorrow I will DEFINITELY try to upload the next picture for the otp challenge spoiler alert: it has to do with ice cream woooo~
im gonna try to get back to work on the 30 day otp challenge tomorrow!! whoop whoop!! i think im halfway finished with it???
ok i am gonna try to finish those mlp asks from yesterday please do not send anymore, if u do it will be deleted v n v bolding it cause sometimes people send more after i say not to and i feel bad for deleting them ahahah;;;
luka is, once again, proving to be the more difficult to draw of the two v n v
im gonna try to continue the doodle time tonight! dont worry I WONT FORGET THIS TIMe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
i always had this kind of AU for monochrome in the back of my mind where they are arranged to be married at a very young age young weiss is alright with it cause she thinks shes getting married to this proper handsome prince-y boy, but then stumbles in
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