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gunthatshootsennui: haverkampink: hermann having a bad leg day and being really cross about it and newt just trying to make things easier for him without being insulting Hermann is me.
dailyalbertorosende:@nunodesalles76: I keep trying to make @albertorosende life a living hell… yet he always comes back with a smile!! Gotta Love him
everthekinkier: fatherdaughterincest: She was just trying to make her daddy some breakfast, but he had another idea of what she could do for him in the kitchen. UNNFFF!!! Can’t control your morning wood daddy?-baby girl
chrishemsperf: chrishemsperf: I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years each note is another year i will be laughing at this It’s tough trying to be ‘cool’,it can make you look stupid
tester1001me: 3rd year collegeWe four were all in the same sleeper car on the train. I had fucked my friend’s girlfriend already and took this picture. Later, with all the lights off in the sleeper car, I heard him trying to make moves on his girlfriend.
She had tried so many ways to make him faithful. This was a last resort. The Institute came highly recommended. Chastity and punishment would hopefully work. She was disappointed but she wasn’t a quitter.
rainbowstripedpants:linnthehuman:imaginationbully:zomblequeen:zomblequeen:It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride.LET HIM WOO YOU.
bootyoftheday: So there’s this dude, let’s call him IAP, whose whole blog seems like it’s based on talking shit about anybody and everybody that doesn’t share his exact same narrow worldview and taste. He also tries to make himself seem smarter
sadgourmet:platinum-soul7:sadgourmet:the “tsukiyama tried to eat him tho” argument still does not make any sense in a fictional world where everybody eats everybody. tsukiyama ate himself. nishiki was gonna eat hide. touka ate kaneki. kaneki ate
hippygirl81: Sun bathing. Trying to make some tan lines for the boyf… Otherwise I’d be nekkid 😏😋 a certain tumblr follower is turning me on so much with himself I can’t help but touch myself while thinking about him 😏💋 aceguy12
princess-tamina: Trying to make his penis explode! … What do you guys think! Should i let him have a ruined one today???
foxsgloves: shane falling immediately dead asleep in every single haunted location and making angry noises all 17 times ryan tries to wake him up is frankly the biggest mood imaginable
cutenessradar: Ultra Instinct #rose whenever the doctor tries to make fun of humans#by reminding him she’s a human and he’s desperate for her - via tinyconfusion
linnthehuman: imaginationbully: zomblequeen: zomblequeen: It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride. LET HIM WOO YOU.
sgtmasterfuery: luckied: “Evening! Dealing with rain, actually.” “You?” “Wondering there Mustang is. Well mroe like trying to find him so he will do his work.” “Well, that’s how I got stuck out here. Was making sure he
your-classy-slut: My dog was feeling very photogenic this morning, while I was trying to make a gif without him in it :P I think he adds a nice touch though!
okay but coNSIDER THIS: aoba being super busy w/ work and trying to make his deliveries quickly. he spots koujaku during a delivery and sees him being flirty with some girls. even tho they’ve been dating for months now and koujaku has stopped sleeping
squawks: I’ve had Morrison as the Guess I’ll Die meme stuck in my head for like a month so I release this curséd image onto y’all in hopes that it will free me.(I’m not even trying to make fun of him here because honestly?? same???)
perfectdaddy-and-princess: Waiting for daddy until he comes from work! It’s pouring outside and I can’t play in the pool, so I wait for him playing inside while watching the golden globes again =D Btw, I tried to make my boobs even, since I’m a
snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued And I really can’t with him oh my gosh What even They tried to make me go to rehab I said no, no, no
damnitgeorge: dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about
itssexualhour: I went to see hamlet and the guy playing hamlet was rather cute and had a lot of shirtless scenes going on and so I stared at him and tried to make eye contact until he caught my eye and I wiggled my eyebrow and he broke character and
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #okay while this line is hilarious and whatnot #i actually read it as something a little bit sadder #because in this episode Dean is pushing everyone away #trying to make them WANT him to say yes so he’ll be gone #he
blackumi: thagal: this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs This is a black kid, who knows he’s black, and would like to be seen.
valentinestower you’re in Georgia aren’t you? My coworker was just there this weekend! He conveniently forgot to tell us until we tried to make plans with him. onthewanting smh I already told you… You gotta visit first. Also the few friends
last-snowfall: buckybarnesss: #for me this was the most powerful moment in the whole movie #the person who got the greatest victory over hydra was bucky #and this is his triumph over everything that had been done to him #and what they tried to make
rebelliousvisions: ivan-pulido: triplecute: thagal: this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs He took the time to match his shirt
slavefantasies: “ I love you, baby” Steve would make love to Billy like he was trying to get him pregnant.
oceliats: fun fact this boy liked my friend and he tried to make it like in the movies and he threw rocks at her window but jokes on him because one of the rocks actually broke her window and he had to pay for it and they’re still not dating
thedarkestlove: insideellis: loverrtits: triplecute: thagal: this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs He took the time to match
kinkycasey: So very guilty of this…. rolledtrousers: She makes the first move, because she wants to impress. He’s impassive, a cliff that bears down on her, unconquerable, immovable. And yet, here she is, trying to impress him with audacity.
snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued And I really can’t with him oh my god What even They tried to make me go to rehab I said no, no, no
in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better
madsmikkelsenn: “Apart from his eating habits, he’s not a classic psychopath. Hannibal Lecter is no one-dimensional beast. Don’t make the mistake of trying to whittle him down. He loves art, music, good food, languages - he also loves to kill.
im with darfin!! send us questions, im trying to convince him to make a video with me but if not then ill just answer them normally :)) .. or he will
So this little asshole will sit on me all chill, then he tries to make a fucking run for it!! We gonna have to teach him some manners.
cartoonsandincest: It was right then I realized I had gone too far with my brother. It started with me trying to get him to do my homework with just a little make out session. Eventually it escalated and now I’m bent over my bed getting rammed by my
He tried to make love to me and I shot him
hearmenowu2: Title: Unobtainable Trying to get there test subject contained, but everything they try seems to make him grow bigger and more unstoppable
makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.
garrettbrobinson: pettyheauxmaker: Yo, wtf is this shit?! This man is trying to make a difference but y'all won’t let him, let this man do his thing cause he’s proven that he’s here for us that he wants change, if anything y'all need to interrupt