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Hey there. I was wondering if you could delete the post with carmella bing and my request in it or edit it so I'm not tagged/mentioned. I meant to ask on anon and messed that up. It's just that my friends and family follow my tag it would be so embarassin

My Friendly Fire Experience LAST NIGHT!

I owe my friends everything. I have been through some tough times this year, at least for me they were tough, and I can honestly say I wouldn’t be here without them. My best friend Josef, who listened to me for months and helped me be ok. And Rachae

What i texted my friend, what she relpyed:

Most of my friends are hyped for the Superbowl

Pain pills aren’t working to well time to hit the bottle. Bottoms up my friends

Text #1 Your girl ‘Aleska’ asked me to send you this msg of her after she pleased my friends and I Text #2 You’ll be happy to know she was the best fucking slut we ever used! What a big tit-ed dumb cum drinking whore! Text #3 BTW I have a poker

If anyone happens to be going, let me know. Would be awesome to say hi! :D I am going to scope out merch and vendors and see if the desire is still in my heart to push to vend, or if i am going elsewhere career wise (metal working/tattooing). But i am

I’m sorry that the drawpile ended so suddenly, my friend’s comp put itself to sleep thus ending it :”Dbut hoooo boiii, it was stressful for me af lol, but now at least I can join piles again [turns out I had to update my drawpile lol]but, here’s

kittocombo: Basically a cont. Of this: http://kittocombo.tumblr.com/post/154509105614/when-youre-talkin-to-your-bae-like-how-was-your and there is almost no text on what the heck is going on because I can’t text post and tumblr mobile sucks beans

My best friend arranged a meeting between her older friend and I. She said he has seen me in pictures with her and wanted to “meet me.” I agreed as fucking and older man had always been one of my fantasies. Before I met up with him, I asked my friend

I think bout my best friend like everyday

Any person I ever called my friend will always be my friend & I’ll always be cheering from the sidelines

my last “date” was shitty. my friends basically told me to shoot my shot with this cute guy. he lost like 100 pounds & now he trains people & stuff & he seemed really cool so he came over one night with vegan pizza but then left my “when

Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You

try-and-phaze-me replied to your photo: I FOUND A PICTURE OF MY FAVORITE POSITION! BUT I… ive heard it as the “tight squeeze” lol but its my favorite tooo ;) Very poor use of the winky face, my friend. Lookin’ to get the banhammer,

Ewe, why the fuck did I come out to Davis to see my friends and have them ditch me to go to bars? I’m in my car alone, because I thought we were going out for burgers/dinner and not going to places 21 and up. Ugh, I’m only 20 and have until

Gross, my friend’s boss just messaged me on grindr telling me he’d suck my friend dry. Oh, and he knows that I like this friend.

blanketpie: englandisenglandyet: gaytectives: i was texting my friend and i meant to type sherlock but i typed sherloco sherloco sherloco and juan “i don’t have friends, I just got juan”

tatianamaslnay: rexuality: if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious #i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me

how to be my friend on tumblr

youmovedmekurt: So, I was trying to text my friend to “stay strong”. I accidentally typed “stay strog”. And it autocorrected to “stay stroganoff”. I just told my sad friend to remain a Russian dish of sautéed beef.

jesuschristvevo: ur really hot ;) !!!! i say to my friend. she is sick and her fever has only been getting worse. she is going to die soon

poopflow: my phone died and my first reaction was to text my friend and say “my phone died lol” and i just

rneerkat: “my batteries low i have to go” i text my friends. they think that im talking about my phone but i am secretly a robot and i must recharge myself

My friends Just said that I’m like a ginger because I have no soul cuz I’m gay and black. Wut?

radicalteen: I wonder if anyone ever wants to be my friend really bad or thinks i’m really cute and wonderful and always checks up on me on my social media networks and get’s excited when I post and get’s excited when something good happens in

apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING

melonami: my friend asked me to draw her wally so of course i stuck good ol’ dick in there ヽ( ´¬`)ノ

cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

that-blue-is-getting-me-high: WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT

Things I learned yesterday: -My friend Chris is a sore loser when it comes to any type of game or competition -i reeeeeally need to quit smoking -Archers are fucking assholes - taco bell is still as nasty as ever That is all.

All my friends have these cool blogs with all these hot people pictures and deep literature and underground pop punk bands and here I am just like “gay anime and occasionally a band or two” Idk how they still follow me lol

kardashiansfuckyeah:godpenis:*texts my friends happy new years just so they know I still exist**receives text and forgets to reply*

luminoussbeings: texting my friends: my dearest flirtin with my crush: my dearest,

michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

sixpenceee: Don’t come to school tomorrow. by reddit user MichaelDj54 That was the last text my friend sent the night before the shooting. It wasn’t all that surprising, to be totally honest. David, my friend, had a real rough time the past year

wet-monsoon: wet-monsoon: my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for

I shouldn’t be allowed to text my friends.

I think this is the best text I’ll ever get in my whole life 😂😂😂😂

I hate typos and texting I am literally the worst, ended up telling my friend “have fun at your grandmas ;)” and it got awkward

UGH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HURT MY FRIENDS IT MAKES MY TINY TEMPER SKYROCKET AND I WANNA JUMP ON THEM AND PUNCH THEM WITH MY LITTLE FISTS

my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”

haaahaha so my friend wrote her fb status as “people who make their cover photos of themselves are super obsessed with themselves etc etc” and I’m like LOOOOOOOOOL that’s me. but in my defense, it’s a badass picture of me

Texting my friend when it’s that time of the month for me and giving him a play by play of my journey to get up and have a cigarette.

kardashiansfuckyeah: godpenis: *texts my friends happy new years just so they know I still exist* *receives text and forgets to reply*

goodeatsofficial:hellbabyfromhell:*military man enters my store*military man: i would like to use my discount.me: okay : )*i text my friends this image *me: thank you have a nice day!*the military man exits, with me never knowing he is the legendary solid

I’m talking to an older guy and now my friend is making me overthink it

I just wanted to talk to my friend :/

Why my friends all touching my nipples

All my friend on Snapchat always talking about how they’re pre workout always makes em hype, can I just take that everyday to clean my house

If I’m in a relationship my morals & my loyalty ain’t the only thing that isn’t going to change….. My wardrobe isn’t going to change My hobbies aren’t going to change My friends aren’t going anywhere Anything that makes me, me

my friend posts her baby on snapchat & he gives me baby fever

I love my friends

All my friends are in relationships and now I’m here like….welp….

My friends stress me out with their relationship problems

I am so so blessed. My family, my friends, our health, my work, shit even this part of my life. I am very grateful for this moment in time

I tell all my friends “I love you” and I’ll never change that & I mean it every time

my friend got married yesterday at their new house & now she’s off to Mexico for the first time in 15 years, so happy 🙏🏼 we had no clue, she just called me in the morning like hey I’m getting married tonight, come over 😭

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