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shelikeshairbands: Because thebadboybass asked so nicely, here’s screencaps (from my phone, so they’re not super HD or anything) from the digital version of Gay Times magazine. Post 2/2 Post 1: http://shelikeshairbands.tumblr.com/post/100910342735/becaus

hotwife-mywife-hiswife-boobnip: My friends wife was sat on the sofa as I came down from my shower in my towel, as I was checking my phone I could see his wife’s eyes looking at my hardening cock bulge, and when my towel fell she didn’t stop looking

nubianbrothaz: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: Somebody give that nigga my phone number! NubianBrothaz.tumblr.com

we totally got caught here! i was staring at my phone and my husband was staring at his phone and taking the picture, and a nice saleswoman walked up and asked if we needed any help! she was only interested in selling us something… usually other

lovelara: “I wish you didn’t have to post it up. I wish you’d save a little bit just for me.” hate that song so good. have my pics! Gods know I don’t need these collecting virtual dust on my phone (;

Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he

Lately I don’t feel like I’ve been making progress. My time management hasn’t been the best. I’ve been waking up late or going to bed late. I’ve been putting off the gym even though I really want to go. I spend too much time on my phone. I haven’t

so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t turn on! can’t really afford a new one from my phone company,,, check out my cash.me account to donate ;)

nicevagina: happy valentines day everyonei hope you have a nice time with your s/oif you don’t have an s/o please treat yo’self to something niceif you need a palentine then you got me

First i lose my phone and now my charger. Ugh

storyofthislife: I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I’m such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that.

My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now we are on the bed and she feel asleep and I’m 1 beer and 1 coke full, holding it cause I don’t want to wake her…. Its not super bad but deff need to go potty once she leaves….

I’m actually really pissed about my phone lmao… my luck has been crappppp lately and this ruined my hold tbh.. But you know what? I’m gonna do what I do best when I’m stressedI’m gonna drink a hella ton of soda, get all clean and looking

Too full to pose today. I ate 30 slices of pizza, about ten pieces of cheesy bread, a bowl of pasta, and five cinnamon rolls. (Two of the food pics got lost in transit from my phone to my computer, I tried twice, but no dice [shrug])

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

i’m a dumbass and i wanna try to do inktober even though i have zero time and also i’m terrible with inks and my phone camera is shit but i really need the drawing practice this is some deleter neopiko pens and digital touch up where i fucked

Phone’s SD card is fucked

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

phantomrose96: Cons of being a northerner: it’s cold Pros of being a northerner: you never need to know a single other topic of conversation. Everything and anything can be about the cold. You don’t even need a personality. Saying hi to a friend?

faramircaptainofgondor: so i’ve got one of these if we’re mutually following each other, you can ask for it. You don’t even need to ask for it, it’s posted on my blog’s description. I’m not very good at not going idle but

pearlappreciationblog:if u ever need reminded that Pearl is cute, pls look at this.

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

animatedtext: coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT” me af

i was trying to tell my sister that i needed soap but my phone tried autocorrecting to seiao.

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

ot3:i hate two factor authentication i hate needing my phone to use my computer i hate that the computer has become a secondary piece of hardware that is seen as a peripheral to a phone in the eyes of society i don’t want to log into anything with my

storyofthislife: I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I’m such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that. I got that 256gb iPhone, and 12,000 photos later I’m still not even halfway full.

just-shower-thoughts: You can measure how highly you think of someone by how furiously you start emergency-cleaning when you hear they’re coming over with little to no warning. The thought of me opening my door to ANY uninvited individualShoulda called

elizawilczka: cleansingtheuniverse: ((So apparently, Lockdown is getting resurrected in the next TF movie. My phone alerts me on TF news, which is awesome. But they said it might be by Galvatron >B( It should be by the Creators since my Lockdown

theartofwolff: Got the itch to draw Wolf O’Donnell today - I needed to get my mind off of some things going on for a while. This is how far I’ve gotten drawing him on my phone (Note3). I think it’s time to take it over to Paint Tool Sai to finalize

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

KLab needs to hurry up and fix that audio sync issue because I really want to play SIF again

I NEED MY PHONE BACK NOW. DAMNIT! fuck ima explode. stupid ass mother fucker, had my phone for 2 weeks now . i aint gonna pay extra 40 bucks for internet for that shit when i didnt use it half of the fucken time. -.-“

FEELING AWESOME FOR JUST NOW INPUTTING EVERY SINGLE CLASS I'M TAKING INTO MY PHONE SO NOW I HAVE A 15 MINUTE REMINDER THAT I NEED TO GET TO CLASS SOON. LIKE WOW I AM SO PLEASED WITH MYSELF FOR BEING SO MATURE. MAATURE PERSON SHOULD PROBABLY STOP USING

Gotta say, podcasts are one way to help assuage loneliness. Keeping me moving forward and not crashing into a horizontal surface. It still requires my phone but its better than a video means I can have more attention on what needs to be done. Like eating

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

Bruh I just got the most random self harm fantasy No, I need my phone, I’m not about to smash it on my head omg you’re just being ridiculous at this point

So bored at work. Looking at nsfw. Need my phone to hurry up and get here

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

some people really need to stop fetishizing korean culture and koreans in general

someone-online: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

So tumblr is the last step. I’ve removed every other form of social media from my phone. The only form of contact I’ll have is by text so now I won’t have to be in any contact with people. I can just use google to look up articles about

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

2hot2bstr8: I need that perfect sized dick in my life♥

Ya know, Flash Flood warnings on my phone might haqve been scary if I didnt live in friggen California, the ‘Flash Flood’s’ is prolly like, an inch of water smh

rosyquartz: psychic: *reads my mind* my mind: psychic: what the fuck

Winning at life because I took my final without having to buy the book for the entire semester, I saved like ์ hell yeA CONDOLENCES TO @delvg >:D

i got a tripod so i can take pics with my phone without having to hang on to it and i took some of the most nice photos of myself with the dogs outside and no im not posting them. :)

Can anyone help me, I want to connect my phone to my Tv so when I take pictures or videos I can use my Tv as a screen to see what’s happening on my phone. I’ve looked into Chromecast but it looks like it’s only online content. I also

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