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cguy93: beardsboysbutts: |Beards|Boys|Butts| What more could you need? Fuck, why am I here? wearing this shit?I’m going to get beat down for being dress like a fag! Maybe I should have tell someone what I’m doing… I mean if something happen

(M) Holy shit, this isn’t true for SOME people, but can be true for most. I myself went through a period where every day absolutely sucked, and I mean for about 5 years. I was just angry. I blamed the wrong things for what happened. I thought

strongbears: mykebottoms: supergaypornblog: Active gay porn blog, I FOLLOW BACK http://www.supergaypornblog.tumblr.com If this hot guy was fucking me, I’d wanna be flipped over n see that shit happening to meI mean dayum. Daddy! FOLLOW @STRONGBEARS

soupery: soupery: i know its stupid but im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ONBECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed

So… i saw the news in the morning, and they were talking about a few cases of cannibalism here in the city, and some minor incidents in other state.Man… I thought that the season premiere of The Walking Dead was this sunday.I was wrong&helli

soupery: soupery: i know its stupid but im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ONBECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed

soupery: soupery: i know its stupid but im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS??? AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed

It’s really nice when you like someone and they like you back just as much. That shit don’t happen everyday nah mean.

203y: im not sure which ones are in which order but this is also what i mean! there’s a lot of gatekeeping shit by nonsurvivors and it feels like i have to fuckin come out and reveal whats happened to me in the past so that i dont get flooded with

ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly cool lmao

derekhaleoween: sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us

004mog: I invited everyone overNo one has RSVPed so if no one comes that means I can nap instead of clean the apartment right. I just want to let everyone know in light of my shit weekend that this get-together DID happen, had only quality people in

rrraaazzz: Oh ohh ohhhhh god mom something is happening in my balls, shit mom my cocks throbbing what does that mean mom it feels like my cock is going to explode, I can feel something rising up the inside of my cock I think it’s wee mom, oh fuck

rbmadd:i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in

mariabbw: mariabbw: i kind of like my belly on this one… that rarely happens. hehe. I like how this picture of me, from like 9-10 years ago is getting reblogged like crazy… when I don’t even look a bit like this anymore. I mean it’s shit picture

slbtumblng: takashi0: purpleypony: purpleypony: purpleypony: i… i just read the funniest comic ive ever fucking seen it happened to be a porn comic but… i mean… holy shit my lungs hurt from laughing some of the faces are insanely funny i

…. well shit happened, yes, but I was never sweet or innocent really… I mean except when Im hitting on virgin religious zealots…. ^_^

tiddiemeat420: this shit was painful to watch cause i thought it was dead serious i mean i know in the real world this is fake, but in the universe of wrestling did this match actually happen?

knifeandlighter: tiddiemeat420: this shit was painful to watch cause i thought it was dead serious i mean i know in the real world this is fake, but in the universe of wrestling did this match actually happen? It is real. Eddie Guerrero once

pvedameron:hey rian johnson if you have to explain everything that happened in your movie it means you wrote a shitty movie

So Many Fandoms, So Little Time

stone-faced-sunset:ndragoon:mysharona1987:mysharona1987:But some seriously fucked up shit happened here. This wasn’t just a mad mob of crazy MAGA folks.Not that I like Mike Pence, by any means, but how do you get *that* close to killing a sitting

lovoto: #you fucking bitch you made this shit happen you little fuck #i hope you’re happy that you’re a cunt like wow was it so hard for you to do it i mean dam you bitch you die anyways #fuck

thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but

the-stray-liger:the-stray-liger:wait you mean tupperware parties are a real thing that happens in the USAholy shit I thought it was a joke about how boring the lives of suburban white moms are oh my god the ammount of people confused over the existence

chlorogirl: sadpunkhamlet: @chlorogirl ever played Mario with me. This is what would happen. This means I get to beat the shit out of people with an umbrella right?

shanellbklyn: rudegyalchina:The other day someone on here sent a message saying how ” black people are angry because of what happened in the past …” And the only thing I could think of was ️YES but do you mean what happened an hour ago ? Like

marvelcolm: “Don’t you mean ALL lives ma -” SHUT THE FUCK UP IT IS LITERALLY LEGAL FOR COPS TO MURDER BLACK PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY #BLACK LIVES MATTER, BECAUSE EVERYONE ALREADY

waltdisneyconfessionsrage: yourshipsaregross: mistavybe: Sooo I was all excited to see Tim Burton’s new movie (“Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children”), and then THIS happened… 🙄 Now I feel dotish (Trini slang meaning “foolish/silly”)

the-real-eye-to-see:This is why they don’t speak about all this shit that happens in our country News literally means new information. Just so happens that one can make the letters of the word fit as an acronym

imlikethesea: I don’t mean to be blunt or anything, but Nik took this while I was fixing my hair, and holy shit, my ass is huge! Sorry. I don’t really get to see myself from behind that often. Good. God. How did this happen?

staydean: tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch: -Okay, and? -And the frosting reached near-supersonic speeds. look how exasperated cas looks im fucking dead ‘just look at this shit dean. listen i didn’t mean for this to happen’

futa-sentinel: nikitgirl: You mean shit happens… Lol😂 Art by Kral Its a star wars joke :D she has a red lightsaber behind her back ;3

folieadude: xaviercharles: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

seetobe: surfandwrite: thesoftghetto: niggawithablog: locc-2dabrain: krxs10: why THE FUCK is no one talking about this why isnt this on the news we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit. And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

smokecigarettesamongstthestones: My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child Last week, my brother dropped his “shit

vilipendd: captainimaginary: ph3onixshadows: charlottefree: captashley: dagger-kitsune: baelor: OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED

veryhumerus: tastetate: he’s back and ready for the next holiday WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN DECEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO

veryhumerus: tastetate: he’s back and ready for the next holiday WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN DECEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO

I gotta make shit happen in 2015

mcdickmuffin: ghostgif2: HOLY SHIT I CANT BEELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME Beez nuts

soupery: soupery: i know its stupid but im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ONBECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed

snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re

thecrystaltems: lavenderlapis: rubyfruitjumble: reyvengeofthesith: okay guys you can stop posting abt the leaked promo..i mean yeah its great and all but its spoiling future episodes for other people and the crewniverse didnt even mean to put it out

lovelysuggestion: Just because it isn’t happening right now doesn’t mean it never will

so i’m sitting here watching parks and rec and look who’s wearing the same shirt as aubrey plaza? me. so that means i’m aubrey plaza. love me.

lamberts:#live lucius reactions I feel like David Jenkins just told Nathan to “Literally just be an intelligent, camp gay guy, react as you normally would to the shit happening around you.” And we got this brilliant character.

just cause one thing happened, doesnt mean im going to let it get to me, alot of shit goes wrong but that doesnt mean im gonna let it hit me ~ ill be fine everyone doesnt get their way all the time. but i still hope you get yours. “but were black

you know. im not worrying about you anymore. shit happens, life goes on. i have better shit to worry about. but getting played and lied to still kinda sucks. just because im fine and i dont need someone like you in my life, doesnt mean it doesnt still

also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!

allofthisiswrong: ellabelladani: cornucop1a: allofthisiswrong: Nothing else happens. Yeah, right. #NO ONE CAN SWAY ME #YOU DONT THINK THAT TWO 17 YEAR OLDS DIDNT HAVE SEX ON THAT TRAIN? #I MEAN YEAH THEY HAD SOME HORRIBLE SHIT HAPPEN TO THEM BUT

Shit happens I mean, look at your face.

Shit happens I mean, look at your face.

Live Slow, Die Fast

prettyboyshyflizzy:

im gonna blame the manga needing to be rushed bc something happened w/ the magazine ending or some shit to explain that bitchass ending BITCH SORA WHY DID U MARRY HER!!!! SHE CAUSED ALL OF THAT SHIT AND U STILL!!!!! anyways sora/her “harem” was

drkarayua: motorcyclles: what do you mean this is not what happened in chapter 58 I thought he was gonna kick him in the dick way out tbh.

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