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I love how there are huge communities of exotic pet owners online. Like for ant farm owners and snake owners and tarantula owners. I always wanted a pet spider but truly I don’t think I want a tarantula though there is more information about how
reggiemess: reggiemess: People who ‘love nature’ but violently hate their native coyotes, spiders, snakes, and scavengers are fake. Here’s the thing about the post. You don’t have to love or even like every animal. You can dislike things! Humane,
godlessondheimite: mad-duck: watercolor-gryphon: tyrannosaurus-rex: the-itchy-bitchy-spider: rollinbylimpbizkit: hamtastrophe: it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence did
abandonfear: Looks like we have a lively fresh young slut here. The first few months of oral training will see it placed in a severe elbow tie paired with a large spider gag. The pain from the tie and large gag serves as a useful distraction while trying
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Things I wonder about: if you took a newborn child and exposed it to things we consider ugly: spiders, hideous monsters, and tell it that, that is beautiful, will it grow up with that altered sense of beauty? Or are things like
stridersknowbest: so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
littlepalekitten: This is my other spider gag I got! It’s a full head harness! It’s so nice. I got Aaron to help me get it on. He put it on loose for the gifs. We aren’t using it right now. Plus I really like trying to talk to him with my gag
rockstars-and-spiders-from-mars: “I didn’t know what to say. I felt like crying, Goddammit everybody in the world wants an explanation for your acts and for your very being.” — Jack Kerouac, On the Road. (via wordsnquotes)
opens-at-nightfall:Another bejeweled spider web, shimmering in the starlight like a diamond necklace…
therealmickrock: “I was intuitive and lucky to be around. I also looked like them, and that made it easier to accept me.”Ziggy Sardust and the Spiders From Mars - 1973
therealmickrock:“The only way to prepare for sessions is to first build your internal focus. You have to prepare like a fighter, know how to duck and weave, when to attack, when to play rope-a-dope.”Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars - 1973
monkeyofsteel: Just doing what a spider can… like meal prep. (at North Hollywood, California)
genosmith: Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x) “I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes
omvr: 2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
dancingacrossthekeys: ju-like-this: f-oxey: wikatiepedia: eveskk: soulfreeisthewaytobe: how cool is this. Can we talk about how they drugged spiders Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and do LSD isntead How is the LSD web the
marauders4evr: white-fang-adam: Can we just have every superhero react like that? “A spider bite… gave me abs…?” “Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" "Watching my parents die…gave me abs?”
numba1fangirl:Dear Marvel,If you insist on using a white guy to play Spider-Man, at least keep Andrew Garfield and make Peter bisexual.If you insist on recasting, at least hire someone who isn’t white like Osric Chau, Alfie Enoch, or one of the literally
Where do you live? What language did your great grand parents speak? What are you afraid of?
nebulaires: psyducktective: nebulaires: tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the
purplesoul-at-hogwarts: wizardscience: jakemorph: spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky
violettherainwing: skarchomp: skarchomp: one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not
xxtheresax: justbadpuns: itsagifnotagif: starksparker: New still from Spider-Man: Far From Home via Total Film I got Ned in this quiz that tells you which Marvel character you are and honestly.. I now get it Looks like Ned may have accidentally hit
sixpenceeeblog: Happiness by reddit user EZmisery, Facebook, Tumblr If you ask an average group of people what scares them most, you’d probably be able to guess most of the answers. Spiders, heights, clowns, public speaking…maybe a few oddballs like
crayoncandy: candyandcusswords: sarenarterius: Robotic Spider Dress Techno Couture from Anouk Wipprecht, a dress with insect-like robotic limbs which react to the proximity of others - video demonstration embedded below: Youtube link okay yes
sharcncarter: Tobey Maguire: “When I heard it was Andrew who was going to play Spider-Man, I was literally like, ‘fucking perfect!’” I just want it to be great, and I thought, what a great actor Andrew is, I’m glad that’s what’s happening
biodeamon: aliciasaidwhaaat: beckyangelix: frustgaytion: NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME. Too fucking spider like. that is so fucking badass i can’t even comprehend the words for this
There's a Moth that looks like a spider
tallyofthedarknessflame: Seeing Ray like a dream also modern Spider-Man was freakin cool They totally hit it off
biomorphosis: The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey.
zagreus-taking-time-apart: steampoweredsass: zagreus-taking-time-apart: We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS
achievementpooper: perpetualvelocity: PORTAL vs. PORTAL 2 ↳Chell’s idle animations (without Portal Gun). She looks like she went from “what the hell is that” to “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” #’is that a spider?’#’oH FUCK ITS
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zedrin-maybe: I’ve decided to give Cesil a makeover to make her a little bit more consistent with other spider monster characters. (Not excluding Monster Musume. I really like their take on arachne :Y) Patch notes: Arms now covered in hard carapace
thealliedmastercomputer: Issue is hes very bity atm so yea Tiny glowing eyes! Thanks for probing a science Spider eyes do reflect like cat eyes!
mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already, you should.
bogleech: spacegate: bogleech: dimetrodone: A baby do other people remember when “camel spiders” were like a meme because everyone swore they could scream and leap and eat people’s faces off instead watch this fluffy chicken lobster get scared
lmaonade:my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard
lmaonade: my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard
404-son-of-a-shepherd-not-found: tlatotem: mrsweaty: lovelylittlewordsmith: Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just… Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie
vampireapologist: Still thinking about that animal handling class I took in like 2015 and the day we were learning to handle spiders there was a girl in my class I’d seen around campus in a Vriska shirt and I’d never said anything but today of all
randomitemdrop: wetheurban: FASHION: The Dress That Defends Itself The future is now. Meet the Robotic Spider Dress. Techno Couture from Anouk Wipprecht, a dress with insect-like robotic limbs which react to the proximity of others. Footage after the
solarsyrup:solarsyrup:I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida
daco-broman: jakemorph: sunbutch: local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders men will see a common fly and think I am going to ensnare this in silk men be like can I please starve to death in a corner of your livingroom
mortimermcmirestinks: psuedofolio: I think you guys liked the Fluffy Spider Girl you think correctly
brightlotusmoon:winterroseposts:that-bi-multifandom-mess:My Fav Spider-Man PanelsHis face in the last one! If anyone wants to know what Peter Parker is like these panels are the perfect summery. And then there’s this one
memelovingbot: i got up at like 5am and made all these goddamn pancakes Girls, did you know, that uhm, your spiders georg goes inside your noot noot
romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what
mad-duck: watercolor-gryphon: tyrannosaurus-rex: the-itchy-bitchy-spider: rollinbylimpbizkit: hamtastrophe: it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence did he do something problematic
