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afatfox: yourtugboatcaptain:If I were 120 pounds eating a pizza in my underwear on Tumblr I would be “quirky”, and “cute”, and “real”. But if I’m 300 pounds and I’m eating pizza in my underwear, people are like: “You’re killing yourself,
terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked
lilmissjade:Sex Party. Had a discussion with my husband: is it ok to answer the door like this, when we ordered pizza? Is it too see through? What you think? (Pizza guy looked confused)
deadddeviant: buublack:The difference between the incel (pictured top) and chad (bottom) is just a few millimeters of dough. What confuses me is the “Chad’s Pizza And Restaurant“ like it says “Pizza”, what more do you need to say? Were you
i was also so high last night, i put a slice of pizza in the oven to heat up cuz i hate microwaved pizza. but it backfired cuz the paq was coma paq and i fell asleep within like five minutes and thirty minutes later the smoke alarm in my house goes off
positivestress: we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual i pay for the pizza and open the box and take out a slice
chatterboxrose: that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS”
waakeme-up: sophiedreamsoutloud: pizza cones i need to stop reblogging pizza but this like come one everyone has to reblog this its orgasmic
alexisafuckinnerd: I hate Cutthroat Kitchen omfg this woman just made a fuckin egg McMuffin with asparagus for a pizza challenge and the “I’m Italian and from NY™” judge is just like oh yeah this is reminds me of the pizza bagels my mom use to
slimetony:Would like to thank Bagel Bites for singlehandedly fucking up my diet by putting an un even amount of pizza bagels in the tiny box. if I adhered to your serving size I would be left with one bastard pizza bagel and you forced my hand
carsthatnevermadeit: Sbarro Challenge III, 1987. The third generation of Sbarro’s Challenge supercar used a Porsche Turbo 3.3 litre 400hp flat six engine. A total of ten cars were producedTop and bottom pics by Cayuela Photography
ffxvcaps: Square Enix Cafe → 3 month collaboration of Kingdom Hearts III inspired menuNote: The True XIII Pizza is a Milanese style pizza with 13 different toppings you can chose to have 14 toppings if you’d like“Jelly in the Night Sky” drink
livelongandbiteme: MY DAD JUST CAME IN THE FRONT DOOR WITH PIZZA EXCEPT THE SUN WAS SETTING BEHIND HIM SO HE LOOKED LIKE SOME SORT OF HEAVENLY PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
laughslastforever: laughslastforever: laughslastforever: Today my grandpa found out that you can have pizza delivered to your house and he looked like he had just witnessed the second coming of Christ Update: He just ordered a pizza with “everything
likewildlife: deliciousdegradation: Now that you’re finally dressed, the pizza guy just arrived. Go meet him at the door and ask him if he’d like to come in for a tip. I’M NOT THE PIZZA GUY
charmeleons: reasons why you should date me we can do the pillow fort share an ENTIRE pizza ((like a whole pizza just for us wow)) ??????? mario kart
before-i-forget-freedom: aestheticallyappealling: elfriedeborgia: Would you like to have a Pizza? Omg I love this. Very sexy. My make the pizza at home. What would my wife think if I did this ;-) Mmmm I would love to make you a beautifully body
parawhore-at-the-disco: lordsaporta: henryboii182: just casually eating pizza during a zombie Apocalypse more like just eating pizza while we watch another human being be eaten by zombies I feel kind of weird tagging this with “heroes”
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dailycoolgadgets: Chopper Motorcycle Pizza CutterHere’s a little device to get your motor running whether you were born to be wild or just kinda like both motorcycles and delicious pizza. Never has the word chopper been more accurately applied than
harrysthefather: i remember when i was little i memorized my dads credit card number and i ordered pizza like every week online and my dad literally thought they were just giving us pizza
marxferatu: vinwitwicky: bottommemes: yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀 tea is this like a stuffed crust
tights-are-all-women-need: my-pantyhose-wife: I love it when she walks around the house at night like this. Especially when she answers the door for the pizza guy! ;) Which pizza shop, I’m gonna apply for a delivery man job!
my brothers were cooking a pizza but they couldn’t find the pan for it so they used a muffin pan instead and now our pizza has like 8 boobs on the bottom what sort of logic
ianoshea: That pizza guy better put this on his resume like “I delivered pizza to a room full of celebrities at the oscars and I didn’t cry or crack under pressure”
spooky-robot: staff: Now you can follow a search, just like a blog. “Hmm?” Well, for example, what’re you into? “Pizza.” Fine, okay. So if you search for “pizza,” then tap “Follow” in the search field, we’ll periodically slip the
glorious9er: spunkdrunkvt: The pizza boy delivers. Yeah, giving the pizza that special topping for a manly taste Like the sexy bald-headed guy! Name?
feministfashionista: laughingsquid: Octopizza Pie, A Pizza That Looks Like an Octopus PIZZA ORGASMS
daftwithoneshoe: positivestress: we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual i pay for the pizza and open the box
alrightevans: i just saw a post that was like ‘this blog supports pineapple on pizza’ and it wasnt enough to just scroll past and not reblog i need to point out that this blog actively disapproves of pineapple on pizza
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thingsstonerslike: Pizza Fries HOW IS IT THAT I’VE BEEN ON THIS EARTH FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS AND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF PIZZA FRIES OMG OMG OMG Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this My lovely followers, please
flame-cat replied to your post: whenever i eat pizza though, i always …bro just wait for the pizza to cool down D:doesn’t work, i have a sensitive month, same thing happens when i eat anything with a crust or something like chips or crackers
leguy94: if we dated you’d have to like : sex, movies, Netflix, pizza, horror movies, sex, play fighting, sex, texting, cuddling, sex, roller coasters, staying up late, sex, prank calling people, sex, pizza, going on road trips, sex, being weird
sweetcherrylips69: sweetcherrylips69: This was another dare. To open the door like this when the pizza man came yesterday💋💋💋 He was so surprised that he nearly dropped our pizza!
420drugsandtits: obsessionisawonderfulthing: snarfysees: World’s largest pizza box serves up to 70 people More like 1 people. This is really inspiring actually Give me an ounce to smoke and that pizza is mine
a-cunning-linguist-13: ababygirlforyou: Anyone interested in delivering me pizza? I’ll answer the door like this. 💕 Someone’s getting free pizza @ababygirlforyou!
pan-pizza: patricksuppastar: pan-pizza: Insecure fanboys who blame Marvel for DC movies getting shit reviews dumb marvelcucks don’t realize Disney is literally paying critics to bash DC movies (like Thor 2 has 66% on RT, Civil War has 90%, do those
pan-pizza: proto-dan: pan-pizza: I’m just excited there’s a new Mario Galaxy type game in a Mexican location. I wonder if they did this after watching Book of Life 1. How is it anything like Galaxy? 2. I highly doubt the whole game takes place
pan-pizza: thomasadventurestory: pan-pizza: Can’t wait for the Switch’s library to be 90% re releases of last gen games just liked Xbone and PSWhore I guess when no one bought the WiiU, no one will complain You know something Pan, if your going
pan-pizza: pan-pizza: Ate at a different Chinese buffet today and now feel like vomiting Just vomited, feel much better nowThanks osmosis jonesBad news, sink is slightly clogged
pan-pizza: Just realized South Texas Comic Con in next week. Likely will show up saturday in a pan pizza shirt.I must ask Paige O’Hara about her roll in Rapsittie Street Kids
monoko-arts: @pan-pizza Clickity clack down the track it’s the big cheese pizza himself. I’ve wanted to draw this nerd for a while now honestly. He sort of influenced how I draw, along with other things as well. I really like his use of solid coloring
pan-pizza: pocket-monica:Is that @pan-pizza That Taxi looks like an asshole
pan-pizza: nervouscheesecakepirate: coonfootproductions: discordlikesappless: Every music reference in “Know Your Mom”. Man, and I thought Luna Loud loved speaking like this! @pan-pizza OH GOD DAMN @cvrrent93
pan-pizza: monsters-and-teeth: pan-pizza: Nope: is this a picture of fred fredburger rotting away what the actual shit It’s a reference to Kamina but yeah I see how he looks like a frozen corpse in a freezer
pan-pizza: pan-pizza: Just played Transformers Devastation by Platinum Dumb thing that impressed me The typography in the character title cards are so nice. I need a default background and title template like that for my characters Accidentally rips
neopianangst: “hey is this domino’s? i’d like a large–” “sir i’m very sorry but unfortunately our pizzas are not functioning as they should.” “…beg pardon?” “the pizzas. they’re currently nonfunctional. i’m sorry for the inconvenience.”
