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“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
