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surlifen:surlifen:tonight my friends and i drove an hour away to a little elementary school in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night. where we played on the playground and i jumped off the swings and then i said “you know what i’ve been
shu-of-the-wind: yxffmountain: timemachineyeah: tardis-stowaway: hydrogyne: thegeekyblonde: all i’m saying is if an all-girls school crashed on the island in lord of the flies then they would’ve been off the island in a week lord of the flies
fluffmugger: thetrippytrip: We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people. And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman
camiekahle: fartgallery: i dont want to do anything ever I’ve never related to anything more
askaceattorney: Dear Anonymous, There were no spies, thankfully, but if I were to show even an ounce of mercy to the defense, it would’ve reflected poorly on my record as a prosecutor of Khura’in. Given Ga’ran’s sway over me at the time, I believed
fencecollapsed:the target audience for my work is myself, but if you’ve ever told me something specific I do that u like, whenever I do it again from then on the target audience includes u
mojoflower: Things I have learned about Fandom.Tips for beginners.I’m staring down my 9-year anniversary here on Tumblr, and I thought I’d share some thoughts from that perspective. I discovered fandom (and Tumblr) when I was 41, so I’ve obviously
welter-of-thoughts:oaluz: self-healing: i think the funniest and realist thing i’ve realized lately is how troubling idealization can be. every person is just… a person. the very people you want to impress or be apart of are just people. even if
techonlogy:Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?
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ryethefox: bossmonsterbani: My little interpretation to the second video tape from the true lab. I’m still in training with animation, so it’s really not perfect… but I’ve never practiced it much before, so I guess…it’s okay for a beginner…?
theweirdwideweb: theweirdwideweb: theweirdwideweb: An Indian woman I’ve known since elementary school had “You lost, n*****!” shouted at her as she walked to work today. Another one from my facebook feed: And another:
dalekteaservice: radioactivepeasant: On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions of Gonzo the Great:Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically
veeteeshirt: strangebiology: Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of
smandraws: I’ve been playing dragon quest lately
bogleech: I literally suggested four years ago that the same company making skeleton spiders should make skeleton octopuses for halloween and I’ve seen photos of these arriving in some stores already as we speak??!?! they even have the spinal column
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izzyfatart:Love WinsWell it would’ve once they get up on their feet proper. Commission for Chonkinu_ starring ChunkyPups both on Twitter Thank you again for commissioning me!Posted using PostyBirb
clusterfuckedwanderlust: psiioniic-miracles: lost-and-maybe-found: alt-j: nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes you sound boring. You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point
violentwavesofemotion: most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life
airlineer: Well, I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart,But your blade it might be too sharp. 2 hours painting in photoshop.
agentroot: Yeah I don’t know why but it’s hard not to sing along to OMWF songs! I already have playlists on my phone that I’m gonna listen to once I get a car.. I’ve been doing that for years now :D
sympathyforthecannibal: camilleflyingrotten:You are a dog person?“Tiger, not dog. I’ve been dreaming about since I was a child that once in my life a giant tiger will be my best friend.”_Mads Fuckingkkelsen “I really love the tiger and I do believe
sprezzaturan: I’ve been needing to get to work earlier and the transition has been…grumpy. Being a night owl in an early bird world is tough 💤
firstworldotakuproblems: For the longest thing I’ve ever posted, I decided to give my two-cents on what makes one a gamer.
I have so many emails to write. So many things to do. I’m sorry if I haven’t gotten back to you yet… I’ve just been really overwhelmed the past few days and sometimes I have periods of time where I get incredibly anxious about getting it all
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prettyboyshyflizzy: kingjaffejoffer: parttimeheaux: trynpronounceit: formerfundie: the-one-true-nugget: saltrat88: Hero Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding. “I’ve been getting these emails saying that,
thepromptperson: Prompt 38:“Clones, why clones? Why can you be normal for one day?”“I’ve tried that before, wasn’t fun. And if it means anything I didn’t actually mean for my clones to become evil and want to destroy me.”
i think i've lost my mind
cutiequeercris: nativepeopleproblems:gemself:the executive dysfunction feel when you’ve been yelling @ urself for like 20 minutes to take a shower but to other ppl it just looks like u have been sitting at the computer for 20 minutes“I should go
shouldnt: We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
itswhateverbraaaah: Acting like you don’t give a shit when you do is a bad idea. Because one night when you’re awake at 3 a.m all your feelings you’ve kept bottled up and shoved away are going to come spilling out of you like a flood and you will
waytoobasic: i could’ve fallen in love here so fast
kyraneko: thequantumqueer: sad-commie: tenderpotter: inksplattersandearlyhours: I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation. We’ve walked
writingpromptsandjunk: For a while now you’ve been plagued with bad dreams. The type of dreams that make you not want to go to sleep again. However, during what seems like your average nightmare takes a turn for the weird when a woman approaches you
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch all weekend long :oPAnd while I’m not necessarily saying I ship Ellie and Alec, at the same time I wouldn’t object if they do end up together. That being said, I also just love
tio-trile:I’ve yet to watch the Young Pope but I saw those screenshots and my hands slipped
thatgirlwithadhd: ituckyouinmypocket: thatgirlwithadhd: So much of managing your mental health is just…learning to parent yourself like you’re a toddler Like, “Honey, it’s 10 pm and you’ve been up since four in the morning, no wonder you’re
sgt-innocuous:peachdoxie:Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we’ve had them for like a decade now.
napstachill:hey everyone. due to illustration commissions not being enough to pay my rent, i’ve decided to become the Orb Pondering Vtuber
hiryu96: kitty-cat-angel: flower-fairie: you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish I had to. You nailed it.
sh-ocking: zaynhappened: hatchworthsmoustache: missjraffe: cvn-t: The hottest things I’ve ever been told. I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS TITTY CROISSANTS
glossywhit: fringe 5.10 anomaly xb-6783746 Nina: Do you know why you tilt your head in that way? It’s an involuntary reflex in your physiology. It changes the angle at which sound waves hit the eardrum, allowing in more stimuli. Like a lizard. I’ve
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This is my favorite thing
this is probably my favorite image in my Jasper folder
brandnewswastikas: I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day and watch The O.C. in your sweatpants with your hair tied in a knot and all of your makeup smeared because you’ve been crying. I don’t care about
distantshots: We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching
astrape: Hey just a reminder: you’ve probably seen lots of articles about people being forced to uncover because of the burqini ban in France. If you do, and they have pictures or video of those being targeted without their coverings and without being
questionall:pileofmonkeys: I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper
miss-nerdgasmz: waterarceus: I don’t think you guys understand what I’ve done. something wonderful
daisyfairy: DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
weiweipon: that feeling you’re gone for a while then you feel like you’ve missed a lot
kingdomheartsnyctophiliac: “I personally didn’t intend for so much time to pass after KHII. When people around me said it’d been ten years, I was so surprised, like, has there really been such a gap? See, I’ve been working on Kingdom Hearts titles
New milestone happened over the weekendSQUIRTING HAPPENED I’M SO AMAZED AT MY BODY (and GC as always, of course)we also got sorta wrestle-y and growly and it was just such a nice way to end a weekend and since then we’ve kinda talked about playing
metalliccolouredtitan:“Yeah I’m a gamer i love video games I’ve played so many”*plays same three video games over and over again and is spectacularly bad each and every time*
notlostonanadventure: hawkakux: archiemcphee: “Do you ever look in the mirror and think, ‘I’ve seen that face before’?”Talk about a regeneration gone wrong, artist Brandon Bird has painted a series of portraits of Shia LaBeouf as every version
aydenburd: paintaloosa: All right, here’s my contribution to the art tutorial infographic world, part 1 of 2. I’ve noticed that even in professional illustration, so often the humans and environments and armor and whatnot is really, really great—
gezeit: (”ノ°▽°)ノ The secret behind Bokuto’s hot body…BOYFRIEND TRAINING MOTIVATION GO!! errr. So while i was obsessing over Bokuroo with @snowflakers I came to realize that everything i’ve drawn for them up till now was just…either
