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generalbriefing: bigbadbaeddelborgs: goffslut: I can’t believe this is a real article truly beautiful that we live in a society where a white man named Todd can’t just connect to singles.. You knew it was coming Lmfaoooo
helloletsgetlostinwonderland: scootaloo-pootaloo: I hate when people say “A woman’s body was designed to give birth.” No, giving birth is just something a woman’s body can do.If we follow that logic, then because a man’s body can reach
iamthecutestofborg: jinxedwood: shiraglassharry potter man: clio-jlh: steevoooo: thedarkknyght: jcsp1688: paleasland: OMG …now that you think about it… Never can just scroll by this. No fucking way. always Well, that’s just damn
white-and-pink-make-blue: just-a-skinny-boy: eddiecardona: eddiecardona: i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now… no one man should have all that power is this what being an adult is like? I hope so
lucifer-the-morning-star: cumberbitchsandwich: imperialdalek: byronic-heroine: I’m just in love with this man. I speak Irish. I played Gaelic Football for years, and I can attest that ‘cunt’ is a term of endearment to the Irish. i can guarantee
edohio: Does your Mom look good enough to take out? WOW Mom you look hot can’t we just stay home and you know. No young man your mother is NOT cheap, take me out to dinner then you can fuck me not before. I will teach my son some manners and how to
deviantdicks: masturbationstation: grover3: Good boy. Just like you’ve been practicing with your dildo except with a real cock this time. Work it good and make your Man’s cock shoot a load. ( Who says boys and fags can’t fuck? - They can
justjulyy: minimexd: donkeydickjess: miseducatedmelanicmuse:LMFAOOOOKFLDSFJFYOIDUF And that’s just how they fuck too This is why I don’t dance with no Jamaican man cause they can’t dance 🙄🙄😒 Jamaican men can’t dance! lol I know
batfeels: So now, Bruce…tell yourself he’s just a man. Like you. Tell yourself he has flesh which can be ripped, bones that can be shattered. That he needs to breathe, to sleep, to eat. Prove it to yourself. Stare back at him, into those damn eyes.
cdyk: trapcellar: You can’t really hide your excitement when your sissyclit is leaking on your man. All you can do is just lick it off
cuilnestadren: #also I love how he just lets it happen too #this man has the patience of a saint #he’s so chill #doesn’t give a fuck #he’s just like #yeah sure you can put this thing on my head #I don’t mind #have fun seriously #I’ll
OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
crowleyshalfbun: Tony’s anxiety / post traumatic stress “You experience things. And then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them? Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.”
jamesbanes: Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?
coloringlove: Sometimes I wonder if Mitt Romney is just fucking with us like the day before election day what if he just stands up and is like “OH MAN I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS WERE GONNA VOTE FOR ME I WAS SHITTING YOU.”
professional-fangirl-on-duty: just-a-skinny-boy: eddiecardona: eddiecardona: i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now… no one man should have all that power is this what being an adult is like? I hope
madlori: always reblog. just because you are a badass warrior woman who can cut a man in half doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some goddamned delicate pretty needlework.
myunrealisticfiction: yournewstepdaddy: loveistheessenceoflife: frontpagewoman: I can’t stand him! He’s glowing.😗 Just stunting like a man who just got out of a bad relationship! I’m hurt Those grey hairs bout to disappear No ties
mrloveballad: neonblak: fuckthisblogshit: alovesupremex: thomas-notrain: cocoabutter-kissesx: vivalagloryy: unfriendlyblackshawty: Yo man, just tell me when and where I can find bae to do this with. Right I can’t find anyone. I’m this
abarero: Can we just talk about this panel? Can we talk about how fucking great it is to see how Ice King is able to think like this despite all the horrid things in his life and past? How great a damn message this is? Because srsly man, feels. Lots
daily-men: You can’t just look at someone and guess their sexuality. There’s no point in assuming that every gay man has just one personality type.
When Mr. Crude walked into Ms. Reed’s class room, she told him, “Just the man I need! I just discussed human sexuality for the last hour and I’m so fucking horny!” As she started opening her blouse she continued, “Close the door and you can
“Is that what you meant by “sex on the rocks?” asked Mr. Crude? “That’s not going to be comfortable at all!”“Hush, old man! You can just sit beside me and enjoy a hand job, if you want,” replied Sabrina.“That’s it?”“You can finger
mytimeismoneyhoney: amberthefridge: I can’t believe this conversation actually just happened? I literally just got blamed for a man trying to take advantage of me on my 21st birthday? He wasn’t even slightly blaming the guy for imposing himself
It’s honestly really fucking frustrating how I can’t just trust people. But then again, trusting people is exactly why I stopped trusting them???? Idk man. I’m just gonna go crawl into bed & stare at the ceiling or something.
scootaloo-pootaloo: I hate when people say “A woman’s body was designed to give birth.” No, giving birth is just something a woman’s body can do.If we follow that logic, then because a man’s body can reach sexual climax via anal penetration,
gynelsy:It`s ridiculous how bitter some people are, like they will be angry just cause you`re happy or they will try and diminsh your happiness in any way they can, man it`s just sad……
eleveninchpaynetrain: Just remember that dating Luke would involve getting three giant man-children to look after. And it’s not like you can just ignore them or not meet them, no no honey. This is a package deal.
themurdererthelover: Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this man is 6’6”, 265lbs, just won the superbowl, and does photoshoots with kittens?? I didn’t pay much attention to football, but KITTENS!!!! 😻🙀
the-real-eye-to-see: These rich white people think that they can buy the silence of the black man just because they pay him millions! No! Money won’t help! He risks his career and huge sums of money for the sake of his brothers!You can not buy off
katiiie-lynn: naturaekos: “The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.” — @mossyoakmaster 🥰 Aww I’m glad I can do that babe 😘😘🥰
nakedcuddles: Dear Diary, He is an arse man. I can’t be with him for longer than 5 mins before he’s grabbing my bum. No matter where we are, be it the street, the cinema, his bedroom…he just has to grope. He can’t leave it alone….but I’m
themurdererthelover: Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this man is 6’6”, 265lbs, just won the superbowl, and does photoshoots with kittens??
carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
mattsmithshairflop: sclez: carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them. You’ve found out
brinigi: squid-in-a-party-hat: “I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~” “Like, why, man?” “You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”
i just feel like i need to go on a run and take my mind of everything this rush of emotion is too much for me to handle now family is so hard man, it just breaks my heart knowing i can’t physically do anything to help this stupid situation cause
jimbibearfan: musclerox27:Fucking PROUD!! Muscle pulls you up, fills you out, makes you cocky, just shows the fucking World what a Man CAN be if he just WORKS at it. Simple, really….GET TO THE FUCKING GYM…!!! damn……
grumpy2017-deactivated20230101: That can be taken two ways…I’m reading it as a sissy who has just had a sissygasm in her cage after her man has just cum inside her :)
blackbullren: There are just some things that a real strong black man like Ren can give to women. And they are exactly the kind of things your white wife needs and you can never do even in your dream…
cuckold321: You are just a useless cuckold that can’t even get your wife’s clothing off . Just go away and leave her with a real man.
hornyhusbandposts: About the only truth I can tell you is that women for the most part really do want a man that can interpret them and figure out what they want without the woman giving even a hint about it but he just knows and gives it to them.My
pervybiguyuk: biboycravings: Bro it’s okay!! She’s into you, she just wants you to get fucked. So she can see it, get hot and let us fuck her. So be a man and take it, while she plays with you. I know you don’t like it, but let’s just think
perversvetvarken: grover3: hsojyobevals: How to get rid of a stubborn cold. Just when I think an Alpha can’t come up with even more nasty shit for his faggot….. It’s just another gift from a Real Man, a snotty gift, but one the fag is
devastyle:domdavinci: dynastylnoire: milesgmorales:MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN: MILES MORALES (2020) dev. Insomniac Games Omggggggg 💜💜💜💜💜💜 I already finished the game but my weeb heart still can’t take this Can I just watch scenes
fruckstrated: Just lay down with your mouth wide open, man. Why work on just my cock when I can shove it all in there?
bedroomthief954: This makes me want a daughter just so I can see her smile like this. PS how can people hate a man like this? MVP on and off the court. #RESPECT
iamthecutestofborg: jinxedwood: man: clio-jlh: steevoooo: thedarkknyght: jcsp1688: paleasland: OMG …now that you think about it… Never can just scroll by this. No fucking way. always Well, that’s just damn cute shiraglassharry potter
cuckoldhubby72: You can tell in her expression that she wished her beta cuck hubby would just sit down, leave her alone so she can enjoy a real man.
This man is just so beautiful I cannot get over it. How can someone like this even exist? Life is just not fair at all…
The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum
terrencesparrowlegs replied to your post Man, I could have written this myself. Sucks, I know those feels. Just hang in there until you can move out! thanks, but I wish it so much less complicated than just being able to move out…
thingstolovefor: So this JUST happened. I can’t even begin to describe how embarrassing and shameful this is. #Hate it! How can you tell if someone is middle eastern with a gun, yet are unsure if they’re a man or woman? What nonsense alert
gabispn13: Friday night deserves some porn and I can’t go to bed without posting a very HOT cut from this very hot scene of Billy Hart for Pure Mature called “Wild Rodeo”. What can I say that I haven’t said before?. That this man is just pure
alovelysub: Nothing quite like a man who can make me squirm with just his words. It leaves my body aching to know what he can do with the rest of himself.
euuugh ive been feeling a little down lately, nothing bad just, im bummed that it seems like i can’t sit down to finish large projects, and its not that i don’t want to cause i feel like i have great ideas its just that man idk, i cannot
