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colonelmagpie: downtroddendeity: #that had better be a virgin martini young man Reminder that you should not allow your seven-year-old replicas to have alcohol. No, no matter how much they insist that they’re physically seventeen and that’s above
indie-love-scene: ohmyprettydarling: am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things “I love you” means your heart has made a connection with that person. “I’m
legolokiismighty:i love the last one
You know how everyone knows they were an idiot as a teenager?
this one goes out to my importance of being earnest buddies who thankfully did not require me to shave my legs but I would have, dammit.
cruisingthesites: You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing All the time.
This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you have been warned.
spockspancake: “One hell of a deer” WHY SHOULD I HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING ELSE
:This one doesn’t have as much dialogue, but anyway, another translation of a comic by @honlos on Twitter
This one is in Lisbon… i have been there twice… http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Jer%C3%B3nimos_April_2009-4.jpg http://www.espacoturismo.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/mosteiro-de-jeronimo/mosteiro-de-jeronimo-10.jpg And
This one has an actual real life story behind it: “My Amateur Porn Date With James Deen”. Would you? if i didn’t have a damn career to worry about…in a heartbeat
One day, I will have this…
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
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one-punch-titty: a lot of people yesterday informed me that sharks apparently have two dicks
weavemama:can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..
seventypercentethanol: the white demon. just a quick one because it’s crunchtime at the lab…
averagefairy: rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum: averagefairy: cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal Maybe you’re
have you got any friends with anything bigger i can get my hand around this one
syruubi: YOI and pokemon have been high on my mind lately for obvious reasons so clearly that means more Pokemon AU! With more headcanons/misc information that no one asked for: Keep reading
twentywoahpilots:Once some guy mentioned that when i laugh my mouth looks really weird and now whenever i laugh around people i don’t know 100% i cover my lower face with my hands. A girl who didn’t like one of my friends told her that her eyes squint
soveryvantastic: *gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
one of my cats sat on my phone last night and I woke up to my phone having something like 50 apps open (most of which were random chrome tabs with msn articles loaded), my wallpaper changed, gibberish txt drafts, and my phone trying to tag people in a
I was tagged by d-etourner to “Stop, Drop, and Selfie,” so here’s one of the few I have. Whoever wants to do it, can go ahead!
ibilateral: itumbleuntilmorning: Having some serious unf nostalgia right now. Please tag her people! This is Samantha Wright!
reikans-deactivated20160819: If we’re doing this, better do it thoroughly. If by any chance, even a single scholar was hiding on that ship…every single sacrifice made today would have been wasted. Evil must be completely eradicated!
loony-loopy-lovegood: suckmymichaelconda:I’m not even sure which one I’m more likeThis is the first time I have heard uptown funk
One Thing I Think a Few People Have Missed
lesbianshepard:its funny when edgy dudes are like “humans are unnatural. we are the only species that will consume so many resources that the land can not sustain us and still continue to reproduce. name one other species that does that” because
odinsblog:Cuba’s Abdala Vaccine is 92% EffectiveClinical trials on Cuba’s vaccine candidate, Abdala, have demonstrated a 92.28% effectiveness rate in its three dose application, making it one of the world’s most effective vaccines against Covid-19.
this-chick-digs-chicks: charlie-bearr It’s like… Really so pretty. I would love to have that one.
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song [ALTERNATE OFFICIAL VIDEO] today my ‘plan’ is to have a lazy day. haven’t had one of those in aaaaaaaages….. need to do a lot of nothing today.
momo-kuro: Also watching NO.6 this season. I read a few chapters of the novel before the anime came out so I didn’t really have an image of Nezumi in mind. I like how… sharp he looks in the anime. I don’t know what I’m talking about. I just love
scarlet-rain: konatagoestumblin: My reaction after this scene YEs but at same time have MANY FEELINGS.. ASDADA
One day I’ll have this done to me.
One day I’ll have this view
One of these days I’m going to have this setup!🏕
highcutie: have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear
have another drink and think this one over.
fuckyeahtrolldad: “My son decided that he wanted to sleep in till 9:30AM. When I asked him to get out of bed he told me, “no.” No one tells me “no” especially when they are four years old.”
this looks bad
terrencesparrowlegs replied to your post: terrencesparrowlegs replied to your post: quick… hmm, gosh that’s a tough one then. Go wander a mall? Haha, I have no idea>.< shucks, I really appreciate you trying though <3
lovenerdeen: A Catholic priest once met with a Shaykh and asked him: “Why are your men required to have beards?”The Shaykh smiled and took out two kiwis from his pocket (he likes to carry kiwis around with him). He peeled the hairy skin from one
plum-soup:argumate:radmona:tokimaeki-moved:god works hard but occult twitter works harderhey this “occult” language people are using is an African language called Amharic which people have used as a generic “curse” language for
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
man the best feeling ever is when you’re drawing something and you love it so much that you can’t stop staring at it like wow, I drew this, me
I have disco vampire hair❤
Seriously having the hardest time finding a diaper bag I like. I do nottt want to carry around a giant, purse-like thing with baby animals on it, or that’s brown and pink plaid, OR that is bigger than me! I’ve found one I like that’s
wylenvaneck: this post is in memory of zuko… he aint dead or anything i just love remembering him
oimoi-op: Insulin shouldn’t be a political issue and anyone who makes it into one is an asshole whether or not they actually use insulin. We should be focusing on spreading awareness about the prices of insulin in the US and elsewhere and how pharmas
sheekeepsmewarm:one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and my orgasm was so good that I had an asthma attack and she freaked out trying to find my inhaler. I lived tho
heythisisbecky: little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, “there, now you’ll live until tomorrow” and one day he didn’t kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked
grorges: “rose we need a mirror. the biggest one you have. thank you”
One idea for a villain I have is a DJ at a nightclub who is able to manipulate time with his turn tables, effectively slowing down or speeding up the target based on what he plays. He is only able to manipulate time through his turn tables though. DJ
sir-adamus: “Stealing from the Elderly” “Our heroes have one shot to pull off the heist of their lives, and if they’re going to succeed, they’ll need everyone to do their part. It’s go time.”
extork: I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
This one is for SBUDDE. For some reason I can’t answere you, but thanks. man she has a nice butt. Do you think she knows it is hanging out? I have more of her I will post later.
HAVE SOME GENDERSWAPS, TOO This one was so much fun
