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Doesn’t Have To (Hey folks, don’t forget: if you like it, reblog it. Oh, and check out my bimbo transformation novel, Eros Ascendant, on Kindle.)

Ascending- Pt. 1This is the first in a new series I started last month about trying to break away from where you have been and coming to a higher, better place. More coming soon.Comments/Questions?——————-Don’t

Bo Bartlett, The Nude Ascending the Staircase I suppose you have to be an art history nerd to be amused by this but Bartlett is playing with Marcel Duchamp’s 1912 painting titled - Nude Descending a Staircase. And if you look closely at the paintin

sickhypnosis: sickhypnosis: “La petite mort” is FRENCH for “the little death,” which is used as a metaphor for ORGASM. My question is this: does one ascend to GODTIER if they have an ORGASM on their QUEST BED? To accompany this query, here

anniephantom: nickboyd: thenextgordonfreeman: Such a clever Easter egg holy shit This is it. This is what finally did me in. This is a real thing. A real Easter egg in the actual movie. I have ascended. Please remember me as I was

I have ascended into my true form - cartoon trash.

alohomorashlie: jalmotaesseo: GET AWAY FROM ME FOREVER YONGGUK REPLIED TO ME I HAVE OFFICIALLY ASCENDED TO HEAVEN Amy has found nirvana Amy’s bias has replied to her

ernoji:kimyeris:another video to show to every one who doesn’t stan mamamooi feel like i have ascended into heaven

woollim-fan: 130831 One Great Step in Jakarta©Yeolline // Do not edit.

chubbydragonswithtinypaws:grawly:ascending_shark.mp4I feel like I have been blessedpotassiumhydroxide-koh omg is this you? x3

aiffe: Okay we have to have a talk about Jupiter Ascending being a “13-year-old girl’s fantasy.” (This is something I’ve heard repeated so many times, on so many posts, it’s just becoming one of those things people copy off each other without

datemechrisevans: I AM PROUD TO PRESENT TO U MY FIRST MEME

maximoffwanda-s: GET TO KNOW ME MEMEfavourite films [2/5] - Jupiter Ascending (2015)“The idea that you’re the only intelligent species, on the only inhabitable planet, in a universe so full of planets that you don’t even have a number to describe

Jupiter Ascending

nofluxgiven: balem abrasax cosplay for anime north 2015, with bonus jupiter. I don’t have any better pictures of the two of us together, but we had a little photo shoot, so maybe something will turn up

princessnijireiki: ALSO I finally got to finish watching Jupiter Ascending the other day (I was deliberately trying to wait until I wouldn’t be disturbed + wouldn’t have to deal w/ haterriffic commentary from family, wahahaha) and I ADORE IT and

Sitting at work and remembering how good the music was in Jupiter Ascending like oh my GOD

Jupiter Ascending was such a good movie. Why do I have to dig it and a million cords out and about from who knows what fuckin boxes just to watch it? Feh.

bemusedlybespectacled:metanoianmayhem:chaucerettescs:mymyriadmusings:coeurensabot:i have finally seen Jupiter Ascending and frankly i will fight a man for this movie. i will die on a hill for this movie. as a dyed in the wool matrix fan i can tell you

haunted-meat: official-venom-snake: *ascending slide whistle* *descending slide whistle* *several xylophone notes* *wet “splat” noise* “There!” This is what it sounds like when I have sex

sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: Channing Tatum is pure furry bait in Jupiter Ascending. BYE! “This is my half human/half dog OC. His name is Caine Wise, and he used to have wings because he was a member of Legion, but he attacked and killed

slewdbtumblng: Since when these Crack Shipping Youtube Short videos have ascended to the category of Art pieces? o ////o <3 <3 <3

lurkergg: Squidsmith This was a patreon reward. I let him take a bunch of sketch rewards and combine them into one complex color picture. Still have spots open in both my Archmage and Ascendant tiers if you too would like a monthly pic made by me. Check

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princeofkokoros: i just don’t care about life anymore. it’s fucking meaningless. hey if you ascend to a higher plain can i have your pokemon and neopets

vampirequeen: i love when ppl “dont get” nonbinary genders and therefore think theyre not real it makes me feel so powerful. i am beyond mortal comprehension. i have ascended the corporeal realm. Fear Me

afflicted-ascendant: Mars in Gemini people’s brains are always buzzing, they have a natural taste for knowledge. Their childlike curiosity is so freaking cute. Very good with words, they speak and type compulsively and even if their grammar/punctuation

gallifreyburning:Jupiter Ascending is what would happen if Labyrinth got sloppy drunk and accidentally stumbled into outer space.

utopians:americasoldestoysterhouse:gumptioncretaceous:utopians:hot-thiggity-thighs:utopians:utopians:when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends

jen-iii: I can’t believe this is real, I have ascended

livvieveracity:the-geek-cornucopia:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:I love this and how he’s looking back and saying ‘this was awesome and I should have done MORE’Every time he says absolutely I ascend.

ashrussell: (x) literally my favorite thing about the ENTIRE MOVIE is thinking about this. bc. okay. there are three avengers who could easily ascend stark tower and reach tony’s apartment and three who’d have to ride along. so did hulk grab steve

mistyautumn: I HAVE DIED AND ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLAIN. In case you aren’t sure what is happening here, TODAY I MET MINDY STERLING!!! Voice of Lin Beifong. She was so excited to see me it was awesome, and she said I was a delight, and she was so,

fygirlcrush: Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you: Stop No Don’t do that Drink a glass of water Don’t be an idiot Stop feeling things Become cynical Transcend your corporeal form Ascend from this planet Become an otherworldly

saliantsunbreeze:A S.o.t.S. commission that got buffed up to full Commish status. For Psuedo Faux! Pinkie, having ascended, is coming to terms with herself. Of course, being a perfect party pony, she first seeks to help alleviate Ponyville’s icing

incises: people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

[Noiz/Aoba] Piercings

sailorpalinstrashcan: sly stop that

ASTROLOGY SIGNS AS BL GAME CLICHES

themidnightpersona: I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND TRASH.

curvellas: i have ascended.

brainstatic:I would like to add as someone who has been on here for 6 years that there comes a point where your mind ascends and you run out of fucks entirely. Like an ancient vampire, you no longer have any angst about your condition and can live freely

sherbies:because i’m too thirsty for a canon kiss between these two bryke you’re killing me

curvellas: i have ascended.

themidnightpersona: I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND TRASH.

incises: people who have autoplay on their blog are socks enough but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

yasgawd: medicine: some black girls in the Natural Hair Movement™ act like just cuz they made some coconut oil in their backyard after reading a curlynikki article means that they have ascended to a higher level of conchesness than black girls who

themidnightpersona: I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND TRASH.

incises: people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

urbanemenswear: The Ascend Fusion Jacket AW14 Created especially for Ascend’s 2014 Collection, the unique bomber jacket is a must have piece of the season. Inspired by the electro house music scene of London, the jacket features the signature Fusion

I have no problems with this….

roane72: cr00kedfingers: ramones365: what are cats even trying to do I laughed at this for far too long. These are cats who have either forgotten how to cat, or who are so good at cat they have ascended to another plane.

annecasap: h0saki: Happy Halloween! Holy crap! Ryuko is Ruby!!!! :D ahh! -swoons and dies-

xuunies:finished my project earlier than expected so here are some gay space rocks before bed

rhinocio: artemispanthar: alverdewolffe replied to your post: anonymous asked:Have you seen the…Could it be about Garnet and talking more about Stevonnie? Or hell maybe it’s about Steven and how to fuse with the gems, again. I doubt they wouldn’t

I can’t believe this is real, I have ascended

jen-iii: I can’t believe this is real, I have ascended

themidnightpersona: I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND TRASH.

i have obtained halloween brave elizabeth….. little victories (●´∀｀●)

sarah531:A thing about Jupiter Ascending and its popularity among fangirls (fanwomen?) that I haven’t seen mentioned yet is: how Jupiter herself is really a marvel just for existing, let alone for being liked. Ok, you’re gonna need some background-Fandom

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