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shubbabang: So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
toastoat: cosmoprosextips: toastoat: what is this Our next president obam
rookiegandh: mashable: Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!” [via] Fuck, here’s some inspiration.
sorry: when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
ottermatopoeia: mattniskanenseyebrows: OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
lifewasted: what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize
punkwithspunk: pearl jam should do a vote thing where fans can pick the next city they play in. imagine that.
walkerflexxasranger: kawaiisquad: u dun fucked up bruh i dont even want to see the next frame
ebilflindas: Next time you’re upset just look at the youtube comments on Slipknot videos
likeevers: i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
woodmeat: thelordofsalem71: woodmeat: what did the beatles even do besides be white i dont know.maybe write fantastic music? you gonna do great in 6th grade next year
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
ultrafacts: taksaru: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Well, I’ll have a nice trick for next valentines Here’s a time lapse gif of flowers in food coloring:
cisman: support trans boys who wear make up and show interest in femininity support trans girls who wear baggy clothes and wear their hair short support nonbinary people who dress feminine one day and masculine the next or something in-between DO NOT
shslcreppy: it’s okay to be genderfluid but usually a girl it’s okay to be genderfluid but usually a boy it’s okay to be agender one day and bigender the next it’s okay to not identify as any specific gender it’s okay to keep your gender to
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
kellyangel: Read the next comic | Support the comic
deadvalley: PATRICK STUMP IS THE NEW JUDGE ON THE NBC SHOW “THE SING-OFF” IT PREMIERES NEXT WEEK DECEMBER 17TH REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
veryhumerus: tastetate: he’s back and ready for the next holiday WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN DECEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO
kneading: awwww-cute: He will sit like this for hours after his bath right next to the coffee, where he belongs
vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
theshoutingendoflife: jaclcfrost: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing” Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
[listens to a new song] this is definitely my favorite [listens to next new song] this is definitely my favorite
shutupaubrey: the fact that the frog meme has turned into anything colored blue brown and green is honestly next level it’s like meme minimalism
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock: aadamcrawford: shoutout to people who don’t celebrate christmas and have always felt a little bit left out around this time of year it’s okay i hope you have a good next few days i dont celebrate christmas, im
agendr: one time when i let him run around my room he fell asleep behind the dresser and it was such a pain to get him out from behind there so i blocked the path behind there and the next time i let him out he made a beeline for the path behind the
pannan-art: pannan-art: pannan-art: pannan-art: pannan-art: Modern Disney Girls! Who’s gonna be next? You choose! EDIT: Updated the post to put all new Gilrs in one place! EDIT: Updated the Pocahontas picture! Modern Disney Girl - MERIDA! Why
captain-of-the-anime-corps: wallflower-punk97: mikkynga: this will never stop being funny. the girl dressed as the boss is the best is someone dressed as jesus the guy next to the water cooler though
chichi28: When life was easy and you only had to worry about what came on next on Disney channel.
notjackwhite: can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night
recoverykitty: Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again.
lmaoalien: seedy: awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
kyrathion: hayachu: Keep up the good work Mason!!!!! I know where i’m going in Philly next!
mikeyfrickingway: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE #thingsmorepunkrockthan5sos
fallintoyesterday: Obsessive compulsive disorder is one of the top 3 most disabling mental illnesses, along with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Keep that in mind the next time you go to make a stupid joke about how you like to clean your room.
celibatesexsymbol: Me: *lies on bed listening to The Smiths* My Mom: *lies next to me and looks around at my posters of Morrissey* My Mom: *dramatic and sarcastic sigh* My Mom: Oh, he’s just so cute. I wonder if he’s thinking about you right now.
livingthereinaflower:“Back then I was pretty naive. Just being in the band was enough for me, as I was a huge fan. I didn’t even think about how I would move on from that and what would come next.” (John Frusciante)
jerkidiot:*clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
how-riddikulus:highkristen: clevernamegirl: sixpenceee: A playground next to an 18th century cemetery. (Source) Imagine little ghost children coming over to play and some of them becoming best friends with living children. Is it just me, or is that
falloutboyonhigh: patrickandthestumpies: panic! at the disco split up soon after folie a deux was released mcr broke up within a month of save rock and roll and now, six days after ab/ap… tom leaves blink-182 WHO WILL FOB KILL NEXT??? NO ONE KNOWS
@Paramore : Running thru a set for the @HiltonHotels show next wk #badselfie +
submissivefeminist: vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there. I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
chaineddeceit: So the next morning it was raining. I noticed he didn’t have a jacket and I said, “Well take this shirt at least.” I had bought it for Andy (probably the day I bought that stupid pink cowboy hat) and it looked horrible on him. Layne
happylittlebastille: troyes-lip-ring:troyes-lip-ring: Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it. It’s hard, huh?
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
I'm just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty
grungebook: Chris Cornell has finished recording his next solo album.
stfumras: moombahtoon: stfumras: The next time someone says men and women are treated equally in the U.S. just look at them and say “sports” When they try to argue, just keep saying it, louder and louder Sports..SPorTS..SPORTS….SPORTS!!!! But
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
fuckyeahmelissabrooks:Love Melissa’s fashion choices in 2014, can’t wait to see what she’s wearing next year!
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jensen-fuckles:joshpeck: narcotic:we’re so close to revealing which state is the most homophobic america’s next top homophobe We all know it’s Texas
princhester:Next time I develop feelings for someone please punch me in the face for thinking irrationally
necesitamos:FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve
doctorfeliuzumaki:homovikings:My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his catThere are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this
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