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hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
Weird Bladder discussionIdk what to talk about so here this is Ok so for those omo lovers that do holds and wet themself’s I was wondering if anyone is like me and hates chugging down drinks before doing a hold Like I know most people get like 3 or
*raises hand* ok so I have an omo question!.. ok so I wanna know if this happens to other people!-So do you ever get like a superrrr burst of desperation and it’s like OH NO IM GONNA PEE NOW!And you go to the bathroom you literally only pee out like,
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
estpolis: hyperzephyrianlives: estpolis: my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i
ok but… now i’m sorta accepting that? I’m getting extreme comfort from being a lot like Mae wtf… I wanna dress like her and stuff… this is strange. and kinda nice? I’ve never had any sort of proper coping mech before…
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
coward: coward: coward: ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever i get like 10 hellos
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
taint3ed: Porn blogs sure can ruin some porn GIFS. Like it could just be a girl and a guy in a bed romancing and you’ll see this as a caption: “Daddy will show you how to play with no toys.” Like what? What the fuck? I didn’t get that
draco-shion: do you ever get like… a pre-crush. like “I don’t have a crush on you, but I feel like there’s definitely potential for one if I got to know you better”
crusherthedoctor: joudoodles: pixellheist: someone: how come you never post your art? you should post it!! lots of people would like it! me: ok *posts anything original* me: *only gets like 20 notes, 90% of which are likes and only 2 reblogs* Also
missjazzdafunk:For those who liked my art trade drawing AND took the time to like what I have in my blog, thanks a bunch. You da MVP… getting noticed here will be harder than I thought… Y’know what? This person just came out as a massive furry. Go
systemshocker: 1dietcokeinacan: systemshocker: This is wat ur mcm sounds like.. hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
muyuun: I LOVE. having multiple threads with my rp partners !! it’s like on some days i feel like writing long stuff, on others i feel more like writing short stuff, sometimes i’d rather write some intense situations, and other times i’m more in
tripropellant: nonrhotic: celestia: i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t
tagath replied to your post: tagath replied to your post: tagath replied to… hmmmmmm yes. I like thisssss X3 Oh phew, I’m glad :D I feel like it’s going to be discussed later in the fic, but like… Fili and Kili are really
tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m
Writing porn AKA “How unsexy can I get this with people still wanting to read this?”
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
arminarlert: jean and armin joking around in the barracks and jean being like “haha armin you’re so cute i could kiss you” and armin being like “haha why don’t you” and jean’s like “what” and then armin rolls his eyes, edges closer
hatingongodot: This job has ruined all fanfiction involving someone running their own business. I stop focusing on the plot to be like “nobody in this fic is up at three in the morning to frantically close last month’s financials. Who are you reporting
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
doodlemeimpressed:do you think the angels get like a notification on their phones when aziraphale does a miracle like ‘beep beep aziraphale just miracled marshmallows into his cocoa’ and gabriel’s just like “ah fuck this is the 235th notification
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
didactically: catskid100: I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them You can like a ship because you think they
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
twentyonedreamers: the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.”why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like
reverse-mermaid: for real though, personal posts get a bad rap like i will see people apologize for making a lot of them and i’m just dude a) it’s YOUR blog, you can recite the greek alphabet one post at a time if you really want to b) you don’t
I need to get something like a spinner ring or fidget toy (like a necklace or something attached to my wrist). I’ve always kind of wanted one, because I fidget a lot so the idea of having something expressly for that is appealing, but lately its seeming
I track the Being Human US tag, because it’s a show I like that’s no longer currently running and so doesn’t get a lot of use but when it does I like to check it outbut the way tumblr’s ‘recommended post from tag’ feature works isn’t by
oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
thelilithmachine: Never watching popular media means I get to live only knowing about it through shitposts and residual information. Breaking Bad is like Pinky and the Brain but with humans in Arizona. Tony Soprano is like evil Hank Hill? Also Homestuck
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
imprettyhilarious: How do people actually get like 50k notes on selfies like i dont know about you but it sounds like the devils work
do you ever like a fictional character so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
If anyone would like to talk to me, I’m drunk, and lonely, and I’d like to get to know you all better x My Kik and Snapchat are jaffajamjam
closetedlesbianopinions: compulsory heterosexuality had me like: girl crushes: i fall way too hard way too fast, i think about kissing her all the time, lasts for months and months, i have a hard time getting over her guy crushes: likes him because
i had this dream where nintendo had an event and they were giving out random event pokemon. like, you’d just go onto mystery gift and after you receive a wonder card and talk to the lady, you just get some event pokemon like meloetta or mew.
yaoi-is-totally-canon: In the game I always thought Aoba was super cute, like aw look how calm the music makes him and his little blush look at that embarrassed face, ugh you adorable baby let me hold you But in the anime it’s like baby blue’s
flamesofandraste: I can’t be the only one who adores Mizuki and the ground he walks on. He just seems like the guy who’ll just stand there and take any abuse Aoba will throw and him until Aoba’s just standing there with tears in his eyes, shoulders
connorkawaii: do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot
attractive people who can draw and write more like fucking eject this person from the country.
yakuza-trash: I bet Mink is that guy who tries to act like he has no fetishes, but damn he does
so like if someone with dick piercings were to get a blowjob from someone with tongue piercings what would that feel like.
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
averagefury: the-goddamazon: eurotrottest: catskid100: From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving
kingjaffejoffer: strivingking22:kingjaffejoffer:Shark Tank is my favorite show that I rarely ever mention or talk aboutI like to hope everyone gets a deal lol but I always laugh when people who value their company at like 3 million dollars but have
me, seeing fit girls on my dash, eating chicken nuggets like a goblin: oh yeah I wanna *hhrmph* be like that
thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT
splders: coward: coward: coward: ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever i get like
theturnupconvention: The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like
captainsnoop:its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a
