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“I… I don’t even know your name, but I’ve been dreaming about you. You… You’re the reason for my new body, aren’t you? I never realized that this is how I was meant to look, but it makes so much sense now. I
I don’t even know what position this is, but i’m sure there’s a name for it. Either way, god damn
Who knows my name? I want to see who actually knows me by my ink. It would turn me on even more if you remembered.
froggyphevoli: Okay, I wasn’t gonna post this here, but I can’t resist… I’m a journalism major at Cal Poly SLO, and one of my fellow journalism students posted on Facebook that she had a daydream about making a music video of Iggy Azalea’s
confessionsofasizequeen: It’s funny, I never even learned his name. All the girls on campus just used to call him “King Kong.” I remember, for sorority initiation freshman year, the older girls had him waiting in a room, rock hard, and showed
Climb A Broken Ladder, by Robert Novak (Digit Books, 1956). From a charity shop in Nottingham. It had been a woman who put John Zerzanek where he was - down among the drunks on Skid Row. They didn’t even know his real name, just called him Bohunk,
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fairybub: referring to caitlyn jenner as anything but caitlyn jenner is transphobic. that is her name. use it. respect it. questioning her attractiveness or saying “she’s prettier than me” even as an intended compliment as a cis girl is transphobic
orochislayer: orochislayer: the terrible power of “dont stop believing” is you dont even have to listen to it for it to get stuck in your head, just hearing the name is enough
bootydetective: This booty is too good to be true. Seriously. It’s not even a real person. It’s a hyper-realistic 3D model created by the digital artist Blackhearted (aka Gabriel). Click his name to view the hi-res version on DeviantArt.
fehroohz: remember in elementary school when you had to give a valentine to everyone in your class even that one bitch you hated so you made sure they got the least affectionate sounding one and wrote their name on it like it was satan’s good times
darkandmetric: I turned to Jamie in sudden panic. “I can’t marry you! I don’t even know your last name!” He looked down at me and cocked a ruddy eyebrow. “Oh. It’s Fraser. James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser.” He pronounced it formally,
ronibravo:today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky
hentai-ass: missdanidaniels: w0tdaactualfuck: aduhm: dirtylittledamsel: tmodm19: She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him. What even the fuck? Holy shit!!! Breaking up with bae like
largeandlovely: brownglucose: mindlessswagg143: YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM Again for those who missed it, Amby and Dexter whoa. how is it possible to not even know
tanyam93:I know it’s not even September yet but I already had a thought that Chris Evans should be in a Christmas film so I could watch it every year at Christmas time. His name is literally within the word Christmas so the fact that he hasn’t been
jessicaiswet: yellowsweethoney: skallsader: Always wanted to try this… not sure why I’ve never asked the girl to do it. How do you even ask someone to do this on you anyway? Is there a name for it? O.o Grinding till all your precum floods your
no: This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever,
changingmencaptions-deactivated:BroGod, what the fuck happened to me? It was that guy… what was his name… the quarterback… Chad, was it? I can’t even remember, dude. I mean, not ‘dude’. Fuck. I don’t say that. I never say that, bro. God
purrbunny: It’s not even my birthday But you wanna put your name on it ♡
book-titles-for-band-names: unic0rrn-sluts: this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is… IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK.
This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you and your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend, then throw the key into the river. Even though the relationships may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance
This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as
younevershine-ifyouneverburn: I’VE FOUND A VIDEO WHERE BRANDON CALLS RONNIE “Garden Elf Vannucci" (at 3:37) OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE NAME BRANDON HAS GAVE RON. BRANDON EVEN KNOW HOW SILLY IT IS BECAUSE HE DOES A LITTLE GIGGLE AFTER HE SAYS IT
romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: christiandemonology: romcoms: whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what
anightintheforest: totters-lane: you-dot-gif: Coca-Cola 2nd Lives - Video Can we just take a moment to appreciate this ad. Not only is it promoting recycling, it’s also creating a system where the name ‘coca-cola’ is in even more places without
iamawinrar: jaffagit: purrbunny: It’s not even my birthday But you wanna put your name on it ♡ Holy shit your ass & body and everything what the fuck
vanilla-is-boring: Digging through files and I discover I have this (despite reblogging it earlier) With audio, it’s even more obvious that this slut is basically brainless at that point. If you’d asked her what her name was, she’d probably not
pittsburghdream: kyrasaidso: It’s just 4 letters, but always ends up mangled… EVEN is a word you learn in elementary school when you are learning about numbers. EVAN is my name. people are so clueless it hurts.
saccharinecynicism: protosaber363: sosungalittleclodofclay: iguessilltryitout: the-bagel-king: iguessilltryitout: why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it who the fuck is gonna see this and be like “well now I know whose
laplesbian:pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
laplesbian: pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
darkwingsnark: theonlyconstants: Sora… how the HELL did you even come to this conclusion? Because it was a reference to the books? Piglet mentions that it is his grandfather’s name. (Short for Trespassers William)
grawly: rasec-wizzlbang: grawly: There’s a chance, even if its small, that some big name celebrity is a fan of CD-i youtube poops and I can’t stop thinking about it I bet it’s Weird Al This is entirely plausible and I’m not sure how to feel
fuqa: This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever,
neutralistic: ne-uw: unkn0wn-names: Why can’t my stomach be like this fuxkkkkkkkkk Oh gawwwd how perfect is it. Sameeee. I hate my body and now I just hate it even more faaaark. i am so done
wittyy-name:Friendly reminder that even though a headcanon is widely accepted in fandom, that doesn’t make it canon. It’s still a headcanon. And people are allowed to have different ones.
honeyc0mb: This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there
kandieddubstep: justalittlesatan: distahnce: book-titles-for-band-names: unic0rrn-sluts: this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is… IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK. Omg me right now This. All this. Me right now .-.
dranilatac: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: justalittlesatan: distahnce: book-titles-for-band-names: unic0rrn-sluts: this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is… IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK. Omg me right now This. All
daddyroboarm: livallan: omg so i thought this guy in space mall sounded familiar so i looked up a familiar name in the credits… it’s fuckin vince the shamwow/slapchop guy like it even looks like him. wtf voltron why u so perf I FREAKING CALLED
andrewbreitel: This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there
germanyspeen: majorstranger: ‘It’s no different to having a dog or cat’: The Texas couple who share their home with an EIGHT-STONE capybara named Gary… and even let him sleep in their bed. it is a giant guinea pig
parrillas: isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five
thickhairandboxerbriefs: thomas-is-my-name: tastefullyoffensive: Duck! Guy 1: Shit, duck!Guy 2: (laughing) Ah, cos of the duck, is it?[A duck flies directly into Guy 2’s face with a loud “FLUMP” sound] Was this even planned I love it
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