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kasukasukasumisty: People who consider Steven annoying for making mistakes and not knowing everything does not understand the type of storytelling that SU presents and yeah, they don’t have to, but that makes me sad. I don’t even get what that
*makes the weapon a polearm even though that would be awkward as hell to pull out of your body*
Gonna go to bed now ‘cause I actually do have to be up early tomorrow because I need to go to the dentist. Can’t oversleep like I did this morning.
I’m feeling better btw. It was just a small thing and I needed a little time to relax and it helped to vent a little (even if it was just a vague comment). But I’m fine now. Just wanted to let y'all know in case anyone was worried. I’m
artemispanthar:The Earth and Heaven beetles skyping and hoping that one day they can meet in-person (or in-beetle, I guess) Reblogging this old fanart I made because of the new info on the Earth and Heaven geode beetles (that they’re corrupted Gems)
so, like, I can’t believe it only just occured to me that Cookie Cat’s bindle has pink diamonds on it
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
the last line, “Love me like you”, is probably my favorite new bit. It makes the implication of the lines “I could/would even learn how to love like you” to mean “learn how to love myself the way you do” which is just… really nice.
I’m going to go see Deadpool now. Heard it was good. Even if not, movies often kind of ‘soft reset’ my mood so hopefully I’ll feel better or at least less foggy than I do now
Both Greg and Rose are useless bubs. Like, why not have Rose jump up there and get the baby (or both Greg and the baby), she can super jump and float. Come on guys
man, can you believe today we’re finally going to meet that Gem we first saw in Lion’s mane over a year and a half ago? I’m so excited!
thesims4blogger: The Sims 4 Base Game Available FREE for a Limited Time Origin has one week only, offering The Sims 4 Base Game (Standard Edition) for FREE. The game will remain in your Origin library even after the promotion has ended. Click to redeem!
cupophrogs:One of Monty’s line in SB is“You can hide, but you cannot hide!”He is a certified dumbass and I love him sm
hawkeyedflame:hst3000:hawkeyedflame: i love listening to my fiancée drawing“no stop”“oh no i didn’t mean to do that”“wRONG LAYER”“wait go back”“what line is that?!”“cAN YOU– [irritated noises]”“oh you…bastard”“what..layer
easyminds: Giveaway PART A. Manly things of guyish things. —Do not remove info please— You can reblog up to 2 times MAX Only like this once 1 winner will receive everything shown above. Yay! (if the winner doesnt want certain items let me know and
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing
korragasm: pencilpaperpassion: minniethelastspazzbender: - Korra - by *Regochan So pretty! I want to learn how to digital art like this! this is the most gorgeous thing i have ever even seen
that moment when you’re not even on your period yet but you get horrible as fuck cramps causing you to go into the fetal position and curse at every living thing in the world while waiting for the pain to pass….
thesonicscrew: tehjai:steel-plated-hearts: a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what
ckings: turbo-kitty: fifty-shadesofgay: seerofsarcasm: I CAN’T this is my favorite post on tumblr okay THAT COST ů?! WTF AMAZON I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD
authoratmidnight: I still can’t believe I missed that Tsukikage is left handed. Like, I think this is the first time we see someone wear a left handed model of a duel disk(meaning it would be on the right arm). Took us 5 series!
GUYS CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING?
fakebreast: myrandomcrazybeautifulthoughts: fonzworthcutlass: moisemorancy: LMFAO, I can’t stand her! a mess 😭😭😭 I CANT WITH HER LMAOO they showed receipts!!!
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
I can still smell the shit-caked mats I had shaved off of that dog with the ticks. 20 ticks later that I had pulled from his body, I’m still scratching, too. I need to inhale something overly flowery to get this fucking smell out of my sinuses.
A Wolf can be a Wolfhound
somescrub:They’re the yummiest snack in the whole world. They even can be put in cakes~ Also they sound so sensual! Say it~
i swear i had an actually reason to log on at school other than to look at those togami sprites grace made for the third time today but dammit i can’t remember what it was
Hello my piss sluts, Bras N Things is having a huge end of decade sale if any of you wanted to buy me a giftcard so I can get some underwear of your choosing to piss in especially for you 💛💛💛
This (maybe) is a blog who even knows
spindlesx: somescrub:They’re the yummiest snack in the whole world. They even can be put in cakes~ Also they sound so sensual! Say it~ Okay, now you’re just being silly with those shirts…And lewd, plump Pink Horse is my favorite.
stickysheep: Lord have mercy. Can we not tell people “Go kill yourself”, “I hope you die”, etc. Over something so trivial. It’s disgusting.
thebuttsandthebees: Getchu a babe who can do both
polarbong:I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board
tristiahna: “When we can't dream any longer we die.” εїз
lavibaka: If Koujaku can get Shiroba for his bad end,then Mizuki deserves a lazily drawn outfit Kuroba too!!!
xeroxxcii: mintyprincess: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE OH WHAT THE SHIT
tatsumiyaa: I have a feeling Koujaku would just cut it cuz it got too long for his taste and Noiz wouldn’t even notice
i’m having so much fun in the dmmd tag right now. i can easily point out those i want blocked lmao.
wildstar25: I can not BELIEVE they left out THE MOST IMPORTANT part of the koujaku route in that episode… Seriously, why would they cut out such superb character development?? 0/10 for that episode
yellowshootingstars: Because this young lady here can’t control her hands, Eren. That’s why.
commanderkokoro: Just feeling a bit naughty this lovely evening!! Noiz/Aoba DMMD
i kinda want to make a follow forever ‘cause i’ve been included in a few and it can be a thank you for hitting 2k but i’m just kind of like ehhhh.
justfujoshi:can we talk about this …
ladyegcake:even though aoba made good breakfast, it had to wait a little bit %)
fastpager200andeggs: undertale-shitposts: Undertale’s up on the gamefaqs contest again! Our opponent this time is pokemon red/blue, a hulking behemoth made of pure nostalgia tbh I think you should vote for undertale even if you prefer pokemon because
shacklefunk: tuomey: frenchfrycoolguy: every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first
when u reading smut but u can’t fucking tell what position they’re in
someone pls explain to me how 2 skeletons can fuck b/c i’d love to know
i’m so fucking??? gay?? for my supervisor?????? oh my god help i can’t work here anymore
@gurotrip rai is literally the sole reason i wanted to even play tbqh honestly but i wanted to save him for last but i couldn’t do it o(-(
yavileto: It is so funny 😂 SugaMama doing high-fives with even Seijoh and look at them 😂😂❤
thank u for the tag @minky-way (ゝ3 ∂) (it won’t let me tag u pbth) Rules: you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your MP3 player, itunes, spotify etc. on shuffle and post the first ten songs that play, then tag 10
okayy real talk here i wonder what language everyone talks in?? like what common language do they all share.. it’s honestly probably english buT ANYWAY MY POINT IS brotherfuck where they’re so used to speaking english that even when it’s just the
i was healing a soldier as he ran to a health pack and when he got to it he just stood there fucking stared at me like he knew he fucked upand not even 10 seconds later i was healing pharah and she still went for the fucking health packlike okay if u
another thing i don’t understand about antis is their fiction is reality/fiction affects reality thing bc if that’s what u want to use as an argument why are u even playing/interested in ovw anyway. ovw is a violent fps and playing it will make u
i’ve been laughing at this tracer for like 10 minutes???????????????? when u try so hard but in the end it doesn’t even matter
kawaiiserket: bringmeacloud: meandthedevilblues: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted Wtf did I just read I can’t believe I actually read that whole thing. I found it again beautiful
dark-driger: DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
climbingonroofs: « So you were close to her, huh?- You can tell?- Yeah. From the look on your face.- … I failed to tell her something important. »
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