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bitrates: It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me
spookyscandal: can i make it any more obvious?
firestarterstudios: the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance. WAAAAY
this-wildyoungheart: This is my beautiful, Koopa Troopa fam. I miss them so much. The vibes we shared while performing at Urban Streetjam was amazing. I can’t wait to start the new Koopas. That crap better work out cause I am not getting my hopes up
carefreeblackho: lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and
Made my mouth water and I don’t even smoke. No more.
chellzaintshit: underbree: earthshaker1217: killchery: papiigrande: chellzaintshit: secondlifep: fameone: weaintaboutshit: chellzaintshit: doublevforvictory: chellzaintshit: All tumblr is is a bunch of people you didn’t even ask weighing
thagoodthings: these businesses don’t even have to work no more they just scan social media to see what’s going on and profit of it like gotdamn
voluptuous-lady-with-freckles: prettyboyshyflizzy: drankinwatahmelin: baileybarlow: drankinwatahmelin: mindinthecloudsss: calvinkleinsignmealready: slowweaves: calvinkleinsignmealready: imsoshive: “Can you lay with me?” Yeah right. Next
jacking-off-in-the-library: deadlyflashesofgreen: flacarica: unfaggy: sheslikeliquor: me its rare that Britney can get away with shading someones live vocals LMNATYUIMJIJM9 Owch I’m the guy in the back cringing
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jehovahhthickness: destinyrush: rudelyfe: nevaehtyler: Tbh wypipo can have you niggas who disrespect Black women like that. Black community should focus on unity instead of bringing each other down. If not us, who will help? Lmao here’s the real
daydreamingatmidnight: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest
dickprintbandit: bitch 🗣🗣 Fuck you mean, he tried to smash! Can’t get mad if she wanna cancel his ass after that.
brainstatic: I can’t imagine being someone like Betsy DeVos. She’s worth billions of dollars. She could retire forever on an island somewhere. But she chose to go through a grueling public humiliation just for the opportunity to take school away from
darkmoonperfume: noideasoriginal: bellygangstaboo: 59 sec mark was brutal lol somebody–who don’t like her–set her up for that like brah wtf?! she couldn’t even attempt to keep up w/ patti 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Who was that white
phen01: vonisv: thinksquad: ok but is he saying that knowledge is so personally offensive or upsetting to him as to eclipse the actual n-word No because even that reach requires more cognitive ability than he has at his disposal. He jus dumb.
pearlmarley: RIP Swag Surf 2009-2017 Cause of death: Gentrification That shit weak. Only a small portion of the stands even doing it. our whole venues be surfing when we do it.
cuntofthunder: zoobus: If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images It’s second now on
-staring down the abyss of my mistakes-Do people even read 80k oneshots?
elvendashears: HELLA GENTLE inspired by Chapter 53 and im REALLY curious if Lance Corporal can handle Mikasa XD this is what i do before i sleep 8D i ran out of ideas! so the last panel was..yes…
fuku-shuu: By sine_eang All I can say is: KEEP THE FANART COMING
tahol: Healing for myself The ring I prepared for you lost its pairIt is only left on my finger, and so sorrow criesWish it rains so it can hide my tearsCry, cry, cry again I feel that the sad song flowing in my earsmight stop my heart that sankThe soul
sayaa-chaan: Bring it on…If I can exterminate… Those vampires…
sharktunarts: Even more Sans… It’s ruining my life and I love it With Puppyrus this time (edit: added watermark) Aaaaahhhhhhh so cuuuuute!!!
its-a-beautiful-bliss: hipppiebaby: poopflow: whorville: Do people under 5’4 even really exist? they do, we just cant see them fuck you guys Woah, who said that?!
tateware: ugh i hate my roommate he don’t do shit, he isn’t even looking for a job he’s just here, playing dota 2 on his computer all day and crying about his waifu nasus or something…….
tall-but-tiny: My sexy hotwife, ready to go out for the evening. Can you tell who won’t be involved in whatever naughty fun she has planned?!
makemynaughtywifehappy: Wife to her husband watching: Honey, I made a new friend this evening. Can I take him home?
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
o0-mu-0o:Got the zine~ and it’s time to post this one out~This is my pic in that KLKzine~I…uh, I know it’s looks kind of weird…Nah, whatever. I even can’t remember how did I got this idea myself. Just hope you guys enjoy it!
I still can’t get over this deleted scene where asami is saying she wanted “QUALITY GIRL TIME” to korra and korra is being the biggest tsundere and I’M LIVING
kougyokuuu: Remember that one scene in the Magi anime where the rebellion was breaking out and Masrur and Ja’far were tending after Aladdin? And Masrur hears the commotion outside and turns his head and looks at Ja’far and didn’t even have to say
Hey, I just found where I put my debit card~ That means I can actually go cash that cheque tomorrow~ Whoooooot
Time to try that battle with Seymour again seeing as I have nothing better to do. I should go make some tea so that I can remain calm as he kicks my ass again. Should I brew some white swiss truffle rooibos or maybe some earl grey?
I AM SO EXCITED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
so I guess our ISP must be glitching up because I have internet access for certain sites even though we’re supposed to be blocked because we haven’t paid our bill haha
kanekkiis: EVERY FRAME IS BEAUTIFUL. HOW DO YOU EVEN? EXCUSE ME SIR, PLEASE STOP.
akutagawaas: pls i want to protect him 💕💕😭😭😭😭 how he can be that cute 😭😭❤❤
shestoocoldtoshiver: ner-oh: thetruthoftears: ner-oh: when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex.. if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably
I hate doing this, but I need to ask for help. I’ve tried GoFundMe, I’ve tried YouCaring and neither generated enough to help long term. I’ve got a second job - fast food, but it’s money even if it is killing me physically to do the work - but
So I had a dream last night that my ex cheated on me, which isn’t entirely false, but I was in the shower for a little too long thinking ‘whelp we know it happend… it was a while ago now… nothing we can do now…’ and apparently
thehollywoodjam: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: A worldwide tragedy Wow. Judging a song before you even get the chance to listen to it. That seems fair…
Tomorrow is nicks last day of work! We’re going to leave probably Sunday, maybe Saturday if Nick has his way. I can’t wait to get to Kentucky!
susiephone: i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books. this is it. 😥 i don’t want it to end
As if having a baby isn’t hard enough, having one during a pandemic and being estranged from family is even harder. I didn’t prepare enough, I’m second guessing myself with every tiny thing, and I don’t have anyone’s help
haussofkm: amphetaminecoffee: strugglepretty: ben-c: jadesejasper: sandboxsimba: ben-c: can someone just fucking assassinate iggy azalea already Wow. LMFAO SHE DIDNT SAY THIS IM SO WEAK really She is such trash WHAT THE FUCK Hmmmm
karkaboo: sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day this shall be my excuse from saturday on
fercockligatr: tsukihi: tsukihi: this is cruel too cruel some people have never seen a shiny in their entire life and here are two shiny mareeps the worst part is he even can’t catch both
goodenoughforjazz: this is wrecking ball in g-major and i absolutely can’t That….is terrifying…
starlightshoe: 2017 isnt even real anymore
WHY DID WE GET SO MUCH LETTUCE I CAN’T EAT ALL THIS FUCKING LETTUCE
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered a ‘fashion no-no’ but i’m well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
lookninjas: therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days
Check out these awesome face masks I bought from @thebananabasket ! 😍 Super comfortable and love the patterns! And I even got got a free cloth pad with them 💖 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBX91sNnTdKkqxnPk7jG9G24xU2NXftdFTIe3U0/?igshid=1gdu2ajrz6h83
i just want to love and eat and fuck. boyfriend, did i dream of you last night:) how you hurt yourself sitting on the couch i’ll never know, but i can’t exactly control my dreams. i’m just happy that you were there and for once, i
Well that was fun. I think i might be almost ready to go up to the 40# DB for my deadlifts. Sadly, my arms still can barely handle the 20# in other news. I still need to do my research into this new journey for knowlwedge. But yeah, deadlifts rule. The
teaforyourginaa: teaforyourginaa: why comment on someone’s weight when you can shut the entire fuck up? :) So glad this is circulating again especially during the holiday season
coffeecutsandcigarettes: i think my least favorite thing about depression are the days nothing is wrong but i feel a deep sadness that cuts me to the core. how do you explain to the people who want to help you that there’s nothing they can do because
