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yachirobi: So, dad. We need to talk about what’s happening to me. Exactly. What the fuck is happening to me? Don’t get me wrong. I think I’m starting to like it. I think I can feel it. Like, literally feel it happening in my body, dad.
spankaway: mxxr86: spankaway: Sometimes I’m just too lazy and then this happens… And nobody can blame me for having shaky hands, dammit. She should be bound…… But… then I don’t get to be lazy! I’m an old man, you know.
gentlemoniker: I must have spoilt you a little too much baby, or are you really that cock hungry? Only a short drive to the mall yet my cock is in your wanting mouth the moment the engine get started. Don’t get me wrong silly, of course I ain’t complaini
imboredandbrowsing: “Don’t get the wrong idea. I wasn’t pissed about having to get naked on the beach and go streaking through the surf, or about the picture. I agreed to the bet and I lost fair and square. I just hadn’t thought through
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nicethongbro: jock2strap: Don’t get me wrong, this guy has a hot body with a nice ass. When I see a harness, I expect to see a leather jock, an NP or BIKE jockstrap. Not a thong… WTF? TFI (The Fuck Is): this is just as hot to us. Jockstraps get
random-chubby-curves: thick-curvy-love: Moreeee! Isn’t she just freakin hot!! I get to touch! ;) @random-chubby-curves I think the proper way to describe our sets are Adorably Hot!!!!!Chubby babes rock and thats final!!! But don’t get me wrong
artemispanthar: Look at this anxious dad making sure his kids are safe This post is like the bane of my existence because I made it almost 3 years ago and I still periodically get comments on it of people informing me that Donald, world-famous cartoon
An “anatomical study” of Jinx I did. Getting her to pose for more than a minute at a time was the hard part. Don’t get me started on making the braids hold still like that.
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
drferox: This is Giorno Giovanna, my new ball python. He’s a rescue and I love him dearly. We’re still working on bumping up his humidity and getting him to eat but he’s an absolute tolerant doll (even with his morph, don’t get me started). Poor
proto-homo: me: I really don’t get Ryan Murphy’s artistic approach to AHS. All of the seasons just start to fall apart after a certain point and the plot’s riddled with so many holes you’d think someone went at it with a sub machine gun. I really
kneel-serve-and-obey: Tumblr is frustrating. I feel like I try to connect with people, and don’t get me wrong I have met some awesome ones, but it seems a lot of people either ignore me or tire of me. I feel like I fail at being social. I’m fun and
ginkasu: TRANCE’d Don’t get me wrong, I like it, but my neck is getting strained. For all you poor victims, here’s another version of TRANCE!well… more like a threesome of sorts…A meaningful moment in full resThe healthy neck version Jack’s
arcxane: this makes me amazingly happy. don’t get me wrong, I love Oli to pieces, but all the gifs or edits I see (and truthfully usually reblog) of Bring Me The Horizon and their lyrics are just of Oli.
Man, I keep getting weirdly nostalgic about elements of my early days on the internet, back around the late 90s and early- to mid-2000s. I mean don’t get me wrong, a lot has improved; technologies have advanced, and there’s plenty I’d never want
sorry I’m not generally a social justice blogger but shit like that gets me thirty one flavors of pissed
dennys:wakey, wakey, eggs n’ bakeyrisey, risey, burgs n’ friesywakey, wakey, salad n’ shakeyup and at ‘em, grand slammin’rise and shine, pancake timemorning glory, coffee pouringsunrise baby, waffles maybe?get up! get up! OJ in the cup!breakfast
gigaguess: hotdog-ouroboros: thank you, giant cynical owl …as they were coming there with the sole reason to get the edge on another human being. For a damn good reason, don’t get me wrong, just pointing out that the cynical owl was completely
daftorpunk: Don’t get me wrong, there is part of me that wants to win an Oscar and wants to be on the front cover of a magazine and all that kind of stuff, but there’s also a part of me that really doesn’t.
indeedy: Don't get me wrong, my sister knows how to suck a MEAN COCK, but this is one of those moments where she needs to stop being GREEDY, and let her friend GET SOME TOO!!!
jordan-reet: Oh I know that, don’t get me wrong, I’m not worried about you straying away for him, because I know you wouldn’t do that to me. I’m starting to see that you’re accepting the fact that you’re stuck with me, and I think you like
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
whycome every time i get my haircut by a woman she go and put her whole entire pussy on your knee cap?
So I’m watching Hell’s KitchenAnd don’t get me wrong I absolutely love this show and it’s craziness probably for all the wrong reasons. But the one thing I can’t get over is the blatant sexism. And I’m not talking the men vs women or even
girlswholikegirlz: So I’m watching Hell’s KitchenAnd don’t get me wrong I absolutely love this show and it’s craziness probably for all the wrong reasons. But the one thing I can’t get over is the blatant sexism. And I’m not talking the men
undrcoverfreak: Don’t get me wrong, masturbating feels amazing. But it’s a…it’s a sad pleasure. Because I wish someone else were making me feel this way. Or at least present to watch me. I just want someone to cuddle afterwards. I’d love
elvendashears: Crossover Family Levi x Mikasa + Nase Siblings = Humanity’s Strongest family LOL formula. (눈‸눈) ”Mikasa. Honey…I’m not getting any younger, the scarf is fine let’s go”
terracottahalf: If Erza gets with Jellal, this is my second ship. I prefer Erza and Cana’s characters more than Juvia’s semi sweet- semi yandere character. I do love Juvia though so don’t get me wrong ^^;
so the in-home therapist was really a orientation lady with papers signing me up for a Real therapist because someone (my case worker) made me do a referral so by the next month i’ll be getting one nearby. But I have to give her a summery of my
mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
the-unpopular-opinions: don’t get me wrong, I’m all for social activism but tumblr gets too fucking insane especially with the whole otherkin thing and random words used as pronouns for really obscure identities like is there anyone outside of tumblr
June was pretty damn great. Not ganna lie. But don’t get me wrong. I’m like totes gayed out for awhile; after three pride weekends like I’m yaaased out y'all. But I’m happy. I’m really blessed to have some amazing people
barakbigbutt: I have met some really lovely people here. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I get some fucked up bat-shit-crazy messages, but most of the time it’s really lovely people. So much appreciation for my over-sized bum. As you can tell, I’ve
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls
boundsubboi: huracn15: talesofanalpha: rawlad300467: So the cunts not up to speed yet when it comes to sucking cock or getting fucked. Don’t get me wrong I use both holes the faggots got each and every day multiple times. But the sluts still falling
Fuck, Glee is so extra.
glumshoe:glumshoe:Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how. Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female
rapemelikeafaggot: femsdoitbetter: “Don’t get me wrong, baby. Sure, you’re good at cooking and cleaning and doing all that girly stuff but out here, you’re virtually usless. Don’t worry though, you have a big, strong man to protect you out
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theshitfucksart: I’m going to hell I felt a MIGHTY NEED to get some art out of me somehow but damn I’m still kinda in a food coma, so here– have some snapshots of some daydreams I’ve been having about Sebastian from Stardew Valley Please do not
jedharenegade:It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for.
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally.
doomsday519: In all honesty, I hate Thanksgiving, I hate Christmas, and I hate New Years. Don’t get me wrong, I love the food and drink that comes with them. I love getting drunk on New Years. But I truly hate being around family. I know it sounds
namagasuki: Ahhhh I don’t think this couple can get any more perfect *.*
frenchkissthepvssy: imascout: frenchkissthepvssy: Booty from my boyfriends POV Don’t get me wrong , ur ass is on that other level 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻best u start using bio oil or stretch mark cream before those marks start getting worse Stretch
tashabilities: spoonmeb: lyonbrothers: What Taraji P. Henson Dislikes About Cookie! People LOVE doing this to WOC, especially black women. People don’t call Anne Hathaway Princess Mia. They call her by her damn name. Don’t get me started on “Precious”
bimboisbetter: BIMBO TOP TEN #7MELANIE IGLESIAS Melanie Iglesias is so goddamn adorable I don’t know what to do with myself. She doesn’t have the phenomenal figure or amazing tits of some of the other girls on this list. (Though don’t get me wrong,
niggasandcomputers: DON’T GET IN YOUR FEELINGS GET IN YOUR EMAILS AND START MAKING POWER MOVES TO THAT MF BAG
As Sabrina shifted from side to side, Mr. Crude looked up at her and said, “Don’t get me wrong, young lady… I mean, that feels good, but don’t you think it’ll feel better for both of us if you go forwards and backwards?”“Hush, old
kramergate: seriousjones: people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight tumblr
sub-sarah: I have almost broken her of the habit of crotch sniffing. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind it at home at when she does it to strangers in the park it can be embarrassing.
blackcoffee-speysidewhisky: “I’m a very troubling thing - I’m the good and the bad. I make your head spin and your fists clench, but I can make your nose crinkle and breathe at ease. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a headache and sometimes you don’t
bunnyrabbitcottontail: Don’t theorize, realise, polarise Gimme what you got Chance, dance,dismiss, apologise Gimme what I don’t get Gimme what you got Too much is not enough - Numb / U2 shhhaftermidnight
spoonmeb: lyonbrothers: What Taraji P. Henson Dislikes About Cookie! People LOVE doing this to WOC, especially black women. People don’t call Anne Hathaway Princess Mia. They call her by her damn name. Don’t get me started on “Precious” and
Okay ima just say that one thing to like INSTANTLY get me heated if when people talk shit in Hinata like omfg I don’t mean to but she was the fist character I could remember being FAV and I empathized with her a lot when I was younger and I dunno
fuckyeahchastiseme: Oh honey I just don’t know what I’m going to do. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do miss your cock. But, well it’s just that I’ve really grown accustomed to having you wrapped around my finger these last few weeks.
