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so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
weirdcreepygeeky: somethingratchet: teenblackfem: this thread has the right idea This exactly. Yall reaching. She never called him gay for liking it, nor did she shame his like for it. But he was on some I am god shit, like he’s untouchable and
pissed off Someone gave out my number. They gave it to someone I know, which I have no problem with, but they did it without telling me. So I get a call from Alaska, and I’m sitting here panicking thinking my stalkers finally found my number, or
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: ghirahim: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes it’s called his hand i didnt zoom in on that pic and
sara-bellissimo: deebott: ropesnotroses1: the reveal. Where did you get this bra omg please where? Not sure where she bought it but it’s called, Alter Ego bralette from the Hauty lingerie line =)
reapers-gay-owl-mask: hyliandeku: official-mounds: official-mounds: I DID IT We all know the meme Well, I went digging further and found the backstory. – It all starts in highschool (or early college) (for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl
comparingmeerkats: comparingmeerkats: this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
tobythewonderdog: cameralinz: Just did this. A woman answers and says “Governor’s Office.“ All I said was “I am calling to oppose the special session.” The woman said “thank you, it is noted.“ I thanked her and hung up. It
giraffesandsneezing: i think white people r mad about season 3 of ahs because it’s not all about them and it calls them out on the shitty stuff they did YUP
cocodura: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: IM WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MALE GROOMING AND THERE IS A PRODUCT CALLED “FRESH BALLS” guess what they use it for cocodura ding ding ding! I.. I got it? What did I win?!?! A hug? A sample pack
sixpenceee: Let’s take a swi- Nevermind Monticello Dam at Lake Berryessa in Napa County, also called Morning Glory Hole. People have died because of it. A U.C graduate student in 1997 was sucked in and did not survive the incident. It is a giant storm
cascadiarch: waylon-smithereens: bonersniper: But why does this sound like a derogatory thing to call a promiscuous Belgian? “Listen hear you Cream-filled penis waffle” It’s real They finally did it They made cockwaffle
subwayrattata:anexperimentallife:[Image ID:An imagined dialogue written by an anonymous United Automobile Worker. It was written in October of 1937. It is called “Letting the Cat out of the Bag” and reads as follows:“What did you tell
lizavery: starkidnutty: lizavery: finnleg: What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Only in my town did i find this wonder. this is real?? GUYS. I looked this up, and not only is it real, it’s in a subdivision called Badger Forest. ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL.
giggle:cartel: giggle: why did the seagull fly over the sea? why? because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel
anonnimusgirls: Got another request for Lisa Ann, and it was from a specific scene called Nailin Pailin (or something like that). Only problem is, I cannot find it :( But I did get a really good one, which i’m sure you guys and girls will enjoy :)
bustysister: Every time I saw my little brother’s huge cock, I knew I was lying to myself all those times I said I was going to stop being his on-call slut. I don’t know how he did it, but he made me live for that thing. It couldn’t be that bad,
boisbonersncum: liammartin101 sent me one pix and asked me to post it. I did. Within an hour it had 40 comments on my blog. That’s not the record but puts him right toward the top. So I thought a little tribute was called for. Be sure to visit his
goasthed: one time a friend of mine programmed a thing called “coke.exe” and all it did was bring up a little pop-up that asked you if you were thirsty for cola and if you clicked “yes” it opened your CD tray and said “here is a cup holder”
trekkiepirate: oniongentleman: ohillleavewithyourheadsire: TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE S-I-T-T-I-N-G Please call the fire department. We are stuck. We did not think ahead and it’s my first time climbing a tree and I don’t like it up here.
looking-for-amber: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Hey as a
the-dm-diet-steve: suanpir: jackscarab: caw-caw-mothercluckers: did-you-kno: There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate,
plum-soup:gunsandfireandshit:penuswilliams:it’s called science Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??You telling me these droids
sseureki:I can’t believe it took that long, I really thought the cable company was going to break you. It did. But the good news is you have epics plus some channel called tunez, with a z. Two year commitment.
danieljlayton: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Bless him.
pyrop: my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see” little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius god
peetatoast: weirdbutnotunusual: “I brought that back, I threw it in there,” she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. “I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that
watsthetea: medusa-seduce-ya: ngenius-kidd06: medusa-seduce-ya: starclusterdiary: Shake it, Sweetheart [c] She betta get it!!! blazexxxii what group is this? they’re a Korean dance group called Waveya I did not know how much I needed this in
babygirlsrevenge:mpphhmpphhgood:Daddy said I should come calm you down and he didn’t care how I did it. So, welcome to your new life and your new position. It’s called being a bottom. Now let me cut those clothes off of you. You won’t be needing
ilyxcheri: “You messed up my self esteem… BITCH it’s called SELF ESTEEM! It’s the esteem of ya Muthafuckin self Bitch… How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU ? …Simple Bitch!”
blogluckyme: Mrs. Eve Watts loves to masturbate in front of young boys. She says it makes her feel really excited and naughty. I called to see her, and she did it for me to take these photographs of her this morning before I went to school
jackingtonoff:IF U EVER WNANA CRY JUST THINK ABOUT HOW ON PETE’S 28TH BIRTHDAY ALL OF FOB AND THEIR CREW CALLED EACH OTHER AND SAID “WE DID IT HE MADE IT PAST 27”
netflixruinedmylifeimagines: Dandy had called you about an hour ago saying that you needed to meet him at his home immediately and that it was urgent. You rushed to his house and did not even bother knocking, afraid it would waste time. You ran through
on-her-knees-to-please: My dom literally just called me and sternly told me if I don’t get my shit together and buckle down and work, I won’t be able to sit for a week. It’s a beautiful evening, but he demanded I go to my room and work. Did it
memeufacturing: it’s too bad when i see posts emphasizing how women can abuse men in a relationship (which is really quite important to talk about) but at the end they just HAVE to say “this would be called abuse if a man did it to a women” like
everydayatleast: yo-homeslice: official-mounds: official-mounds: I DID IT We all know the meme Well, I went digging further and found the backstory. – It all starts in highschool (or early college) (for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl
yourlittlelungs: earlier i was in a second hand store and this girl (who was blatantly going through the seventh grade emo stage) found infinity on high and she did that thing where you put it at the back so only you can find it and she called her mum
cameralinz: Just did this. A woman answers and says “Governor’s Office.“ All I said was “I am calling to oppose the special session.” The woman said “thank you, it is noted.“ I thanked her and hung up. It was that simple. Please
That’s how it looks only at the beginning. After 90 minutes I look like a super happy and exhausted 1000 kCal lighter tomato calling my trainer “I did it again. 8 miles!"😂😂 #running #sport #cardio by alinalewisofficial
cruciferousjex: Call 1-202-418-1000 to reach the voicemail of the Chairman of the FCC. Say your name, city, and state and that you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality. It took 12 seconds. Super easy. Please copy and share. I just did it at 12:13PM. 24
boisbonersncum: liammartin101 sent me one pix and asked me to post it. I did. Within an hour it had 40 comments on my blog. That’s not the record but puts him right toward the top. So I thought a little tribute was called for. Be sure to visit
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip As a pizza delivery person I
token: cartel: token: why did the seagull fly over the sea? why? because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel
castiel-knight-of-hell: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip I will