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twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on
natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
songofages: harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first
lolsofunny: holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said. With that
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
bolto: lespirit-descalier: sasquatchbirdfriend: bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar
silver-tongues-blog: madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s
phantomchick: fidefortitude: madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun
rapiersquadron:tsukimori-san:My favorite part of Metal Gear is how like half the bosses have insane powers like they can levitate and control fire and read minds and control people and shit and then Snake, just some old dude with a gun, is just like,
earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read ya tags
celticpyro: shadio: every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
hungwy: if youre gonna write to the maximum word count and make me read all 12 pages of it you better write some good shit and i can tell from page 1 i will NOT enjoy this prose at all
I need me some friends that I can talk to about shit especially trans males cuz I got a lot of questions n I want to know answers so if u read theses lil post I make help me find my fellow trans males out there.
dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
littleprincesschloe: People can be friends without shit being sexual. Now read that 100x over.
ronjy258: kingbishop306: trentmiles4: loveblkmen: blackcreamhd: bigonenyc: Oh shit. I pass on that horse meat Need horsemeat? 😍 BBD I wish I can read that dick Damn!
vves: do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested in you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that
ghostmanonthird13: wickdpleasures: kinkyoiler90: Now I am not American and I will be honest I don’t agree with all that I read on your blog! But thank you for posting this. I hope my followers reblog the shit out of this. Facebook can (and has)
matchgirl42: veliseraptor:carryonmy-assbutt: dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read
earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read ya tags you
carryonmy-assbutt: dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today my whole life has
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anteaterjustice: vincent-ford: harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex
oneheartoverthemoon: extrasad: Can you even read this Holy shit that hurt.
thebigblackwolfe: If you love your friends, drag them. Call them on their shit so they can get it together. Come for their edges and then apply jamaican black castor oil to the bald spots. Read them like a Dr. Seus book. Because you care about them and
woodmeat: hutchj: loveniaimani: paulamaf2013: foreverweirdnartsy: 25th-hokage: Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while😂 😭😭😭😭😭 OMG, FESS UP CLARKK😀😀😀 Wow😆😂 Superman is reading this somewhere like Can I at least
sofia-weightless: waterlilyrose: bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take
purifyed: thinkhappythoughtsornot: kaeleeb: fuckyeahitssummeralexis: honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read ….whut. Well, shit. I wish I could delete that Jenna marbles gif but I can’t b/c I’m on my phone ~the struggle~
scrumptioussaladsalad: celticpyro: shadio: every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
wisheverythingaway: Lol so absolutely nobody’s gonna look at this blog. But it’s officially my personal diary. That way I can spill out all my feelings and secrets and shit, and the only people who are gonna read it are strangers :D If anyone even
youngblackandvegan: dorkygoodness: imsoshive: melfacemish: Can I be her She looking at seasonings with no food on the counter. What she tryna season? Imagination? Maybe she tryna read those long ass chemical names people over complicate shit
vves: do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got
msruhhnoir: myokcupidtragedy: subarbievol: Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how
acurlygirlamy: duckylovesducks: bitchesdontlikesparkle: zumbamami69: shitthappenssbro: I swear Tumblr catches me so off guard 😩 one minute Im reading some real shit I can relate to and the next minute I’m looking at bouncing tits and swollen
jem-sie: swaggy-tits: jem-sie: stressed out? masturbate have a headache? masturbate gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate have so much shit to do? who cares!masturbate how bout go to church i can read the bible and still finger this pussy boo jesus
blasianxbri: rasawin: reeeiaa: puffmeimdope: It’s official, now all the 10 year olds and shit can plz leave. HAHAHAHAAA omfg xbox and books THAT’S IN THERE? lmfao. I didn’t read all of it. Omg. I love the Tumblr staff for that.
troopertrish: la-plus-heureuse: chrisshemsworth: hussyknee: mysharona1987: “We were never that close” Yeah, I can see why. I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit. okay but you should really read
