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thesoftdumbass:“I can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot girl shit”*reads fanfiction for 3 hours**daydreams about my favorite characters and actors**takes a nap*
sean3116: roachpatrol: did you know you can read all the animorphs right now This is exactly what my world was lacking. OH SHIT YOU GUYS IT’S GOT MEGAMORPHS
starlightmango:ridragon: carryonmy-assbutt: dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read
rapiersquadron:tsukimori-san:My favorite part of Metal Gear is how like half the bosses have insane powers like they can levitate and control fire and read minds and control people and shit and then Snake, just some old dude with a gun, is just like,
juicyjxo: blasianxbri: rasawin: reeeiaa: puffmeimdope: It’s official, now all the 10 year olds and shit can plz leave. HAHAHAHAAA omfg xbox and books THAT’S IN THERE? lmfao. I didn’t read all of it. Omg. I love the Tumblr staff for that.
vulpescor: STOP SCROLLING. I know the world is in the shit hole right now, but things will get better. One day. Somehow. Things can and will get better. just, stay strong, okay? I’m happy you’re still alive and reading this. Stay alive to see a better
harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on
celticpyro: shadio: every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
people who think byakuya crucified chihiro for ‘shits and giggles’ either didn’t pay attention or can’t read
songofages: harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first
fanfiction-masterlist: Now listen here you little shit one tiny kudos does not fully express the how I feel when I read a good fanfic and I am no where near being able to express in words the shear heartbreak or pure happiness that these authors can
darkrane: mzvixenn: foreveryourfreak: mzvixenn: How many of my followers love anal? 👀 👀 Do you?! @mzvixenn You must’ve not read my bio or been a follower that long lol Absolutely love it. Shit u can tell by my blog what I like I Love
msruhhnoir: myokcupidtragedy: subarbievol: Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how
fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you learn the history and meaning behind
shaachii: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
@staff pls fix ur peace of shit app what is the point of having a read more if u can’t even see what’s under the cut
fanfiction-masterlist:Now listen here you little shit one tiny kudos does not fully express the how I feel when I read a good fanfic and I am no where near being able to express in words the shear heartbreak or pure happiness that these authors can make
thaunderground: br1ghtfutur3:tonidorsay:ealperin:hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this… 😎 Holy Shit, I’ve
godpenis: earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read
I have a coworker like that, comes up and says shit and can’t read your body language that you’d rather not be talking to him atm
troopertrish: la-plus-heureuse: chrisshemsworth: hussyknee: mysharona1987: “We were never that close” Yeah, I can see why. I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit. okay but you should really read
laurdlannister-kingslayer: getting me a ring is one thing a really nice one is good, but six rings to me that reads like you dont make good choices, you make choices based off what makes you look good to others, shit you can brag about, you didn’t
everydayfixxx: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: crazy-awkward-n-shit: luvmesomenerds: tsunamiwavesurfing: i just saw a headline that read “foot fetish fans can now buy silicone feet with built-in vaginas”. what are we doing as a people man? I saw
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again”i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray
lenienna: carryonmy-assbutt: dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today my whole
bakurary0: ryoubakvra: this week on “bridget reads way too far into the nonexistent backstory of a 4-star duel monsters card that no one gives a shit about”: celtic guardian can’t use magic and that’s very unusual for an elf. nearly all other
sofia-weightless: waterlilyrose: bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take
earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read ya tags
My favorite author in the world emailed me back to say she got my book in the mail yesterday and I quote her, “it looks like it has had more adventures than Odysseus!” (It’s a very beat to shit book. I’ve read it that much)I can’t believe she’s
latestbutgreatest: thagoodthings: rawjaybutter:My shitthis almost made me cry….like…wow Maaaan, I can’t even read the shit!
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK Holy shit
walkingatheist: msruhhnoir: myokcupidtragedy: subarbievol: Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here”
ky-lan:carryonmy-assbutt: dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today my whole life
i’m a grump and the light is shit but at least you can read my shirt
eightlimbedpanda: Hahahaha holy shit so much truth. That not being able to read papers because of a paywall thing is such fucking bullshit, you find this perfect paper to prove your point and you can’t fucking access it because you have to pay about
damnit my head is a vicious little shit sometimes. i really wish i hadn’t read all my old journals because it got that crap back in my head. i don’t feel like i can trust myself. i just want to sleep and forget about today. it was a great
legains: chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like:
bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to hold on to serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt
nightstreakzap: sofia-weightless: waterlilyrose: bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar
vves: do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got
madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe loki,
