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tripropellant: nonrhotic: celestia: i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t
Writing porn AKA “How unsexy can I get this with people still wanting to read this?”
chainsaw-mascara replied to your post: whenever I find someone who likes ywpd…GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE UNIFORM TO COSPLAY MAKI NEXT YEAR CAN WE BE MAKITWINS PLS PLS PLS PLSFRICK THE TINIEST MAKIS CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE.
captainbaddecisions: ♥Do you want to be with♥♥Somebody like me?♥
mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this
theelectrafrootfam: sadgaywerewolf: One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get โ for
fairycosmos: honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything.
green-satan: milkybabie: I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings
I think part of the issue is that its difficult to ‘prove’ a negative. Like, a lot of things I can source and provide that fact with the source. I can be like “oh actually, we know this because [source]”but, like, if someone says “this happened”,
reverse-mermaid: for real though, personal posts get a bad rap like i will see people apologize for making a lot of them and i’m just dude a) it’s YOUR blog, you can recite the greek alphabet one post at a time if you really want to b) you don’t
I want to write a bit long overview of my thoughts on the episode but I’m really just stuck on “Steven can possess human beings!?” at the moment. ‘cause. Like. Steven can possess human beings
I’ve been sitting here for like a half an hour trying to articulate how awful that article is but… I can’t. Its just so bad. I can’t even fathom how someone could end up with that interpretation, much less feel like it was legitimate enough
criedwolves: batched: why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could
artifitzal: nobody has the same exact friends that you do nobody is able to support the same exact people that you are able to nobody can write like you or draw like you or sing like you nobody can tell stories or jokes in the same manner that you do
see normally im like “i wish i had bigger toys” but right now im like “i wish i had a smaller one”… i want something so i can feel like im Full without being stretched out u know… just something comfortable that i can chill out
toocooltobehipster: i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do” like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
attractive people who can draw and write more like fucking eject this person from the country.
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
i really want to read killing stalking because it hits almost all my fav problematic™ shit but i can’t bring myself to :((
blkbruja: you really can’t be out here talking about Beyoncé can’t sing and in the same breath say “as a singer myself” … like honey what you sound like???
awbu: can you do me a favor and ignore me so i can want you more and then give me attention so i can act like i dont like you ty
ask-the-princess-of-night: Tia: Can stars, like, explode? Just like that? Luna: Sadly, yes. When the time comes. Tia: But can you make a star explode? Like, BOOM. Luna: I rather not talk about it- Tia: What if a star exploded…and then exploded again?!
lesfrenchiebian-deactivated2022:neondyke:why would i sit like a lady when i can sit like a lesbian Why would I sit like a lesbian if I can sit on a lesbian
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
alltimelom: alltimeloe: news flash pals you can like someones music without liking the artist as a person news flash you can also like a band without knowing their mother’s names and blood types
dongoverload: sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
myfaerielove: mikelernerphotography: What do orgasms look like? I’m sure most of us know what they can literally look like and most of us know what they can feel like: warm, fuzzy, overwhelming, stiffening, and exciting; but we’re all different.This
aoiras: I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up
when you become accustomed to staying out for like 48 hours straight and not getting even a little sleep and can fully function the entire time is something i shouldnt be proud of but kinda am like i used to never be able to stay up all night i like my
anamorphosis-and-isolate: — Her (2013) Theodore: I don’t think I can say it to anybody, but I feel I can say it to you. I feel like I can say anything to you.
michaelclifford: Teen girls aren’t allowed to like anything without being ridiculed for it. They can’t like pop culture because then they’re stereotypical and vapid, they can’t like ‘indie’ things because then they’re trying to be ~different~
green-satan:milkybabie:I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so
so i have to take like 5 different pills like 2-4 times a day and they all cause dizziness and tiredness and im just uGHGHhfdg cause i literally can’t do anything but be awake for a few hours at a time and i just have a constant headache and im
i wonder if i can make 贶 in 2 weeks
man i can’t watch poketubers who curse, and i don’t mean like the occasional f-bomb, cause who doesn’ti mean like when you’re watching the video and 8 out of their 10 words in a sentence is just cursing and you can count like 100 curses and slurs
batched: why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some
mimicteixeira: she had learn a lot btw, i made a PATREON (click here) page, if you like the content i do and if you can consider supporting me so i can keep making more content, but don’t worry if you can’t, likes and reblogs help a lot aswell, and
alltimelom:alltimeloe: news flash pals you can like someones music without liking the artist as a person news flash you can also like a band without knowing their mother’s names and blood types
0lightsource: thetrueteddie: soda-can: i wish i can draw like pixiv artists Join pixiv, now you’re drawing like a pixiv artist! Congratulations! Fuck you teddie XD Fuck it I’m on there and I still can’t hang. lol
deaft:4irl: hello everyone i’m a poor student in the uk and would u kindly send me a small amount of money (like 20p) so i can go buy me some food for the week. I have £5 but I’m aiming to get to £10 so I can get stuff like pasta that’ll last.
So uh in that leaked fight, Alexandrite was about to breath fucking FIRE so like??? Can Ruby do that??? Also Malachite was making fucking ice so Lapis can most likely do that so can Sapphire control water to some extent??? I NEED ANSWERS