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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
rem-ains: Ellie: Can I hold your hand?Carl: No.Ellie: But why?Carl: Because it’ll hurt when you let go. This post ruined my life.
zggamboni: thefreshprinceeffect: splendidly-english: more painful than any bullet Satan’s handgun. can we just talk about how this gun works whoever designed it is a genius
ohyousillypotato: slim shady isn’t so much a person as an idea. an idea that manifests itself in the very core of our being. the real slim shady can be found in all of us. we are all the real slim shady. we must all stand up together. as one.
nataliejanedoe: it can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text
fanbending-blog: Friendships that can last a lifetime. [credit for suki background x]
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing
dvvebble: i can showww you the worlddd *throws atlas at your head*
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: anatomical-anomaly: kastor1994: sianco: orientaltiger: Basic House by Martin Azua is a temporary house that can be folded up to fit in your pocket. Created from a metalized polyester material, when unfolded it self inflates
youknowyourebritishwhen: sore-lips: I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe
chiothefallen: singlepixelsmiles: godtier-rose: isthatwhatyoumint: so i went back and fixed up some things in fairyfail! mostly just the lettering, but a couple other things as well! you can read it from start to finish here (this is part one) i
fyspringfield: Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?
derpidety: jumpingjacktrash: deathaintnodestroyer: canni8al: guysitspartytime: esinololly: How can I not reblog this!? AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE PRETTY AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR, GAVE PROOF THROUGH
catbountry: cloudstarwolf: thegreenwolf: Source. How can I not reblog wolf with a watermelon?! Wolfermelon.
shavingryansprivates: i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes
h0odrich: my visions gay I can’t see straight
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
nippled: crazygabyland: nippled: please refrain from adding stupid comments on my posts forever thank u can we all just take the time to appreciate that the url of the person who wrote this is nippled
thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
zeekaice: people who can colour with markers
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three
senilesnake: pipamir: decided to add some text to this gif because I can’t get over it literally me during a bad game of league
smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
milkhomo: *accidentally marries an anime character* mom i can explain
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know
ibock: Detective Skrillex can’t solve this murder, so he drops the case
chancewit: heta-ali: wow I can do sass
lucifersbbc: I’m quitting…I can’t with the internet
lolsofunny: you can’t spell education without education think about this for a second
undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
Sometimes my muse just looks at another muse and goes like
Can I help you?
acenolan liked your photo
like six people i’m following have changed their icons and i’m just sitting here laughing because i’ve had this same one for probably a year or two and the only time i’ve changed it was to add a flower crown/recolour said flower
people who are talented and attractive haha more like fuck you you adorable piece of shit.
to people who can hit the high notes in last night, good night: how in the fuckity
ppl who point out &make fun of other ppls’ accents can go fuck themselves.c’:
can anyone rec me some softs :(
can someone rec me blogs my dash is so slow i’m dying
the fact that ppl think lucio can solo heal at this rank and level is truly astounding
I can’t be the only one who finds the minimalist bedroom aesthetic annoying af.
queenc92: Can we talk about Lindsay Lohan for a minute? She’s dealt with a serious drug addiction and was bashed by the media for years. The girl has gotten her shit together. She got herself away from the people dragging her down, started working
brawnbrainybombshell: xvekel: College students Wow this actually applies to my life more than Id like to admit Because college teaches you to pass a midterm, not apply shit to your life as it should. It’s all a game
tarynel: lenadreamsingold: chyna-ros3: captainplantain: *logs on facebook* *logs off* 😂😭😂 I’d be like bye nigga 👋🏾 These niggas gotta be trolling. WAT Lmfao FB be full of fuckery tho. I hadn’t been on since before New Years,
Can I like fuck the sad out of you
Jo Dal Hwan: “Kim Jaejoong seems like he came out from a manga, so I was very surprised, his eyes are very big. I thought…is he a human?” (Via JYJ3) This is literally my favorite moment/quote right now, lmao.
peevesthepoltergeist: peevesthepoltergeist: so in physics we’re doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we fucking hate this shit and as soon as she draws it up on the
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life
Can the people I follow seriously stop changing their url without mentioning it.
Feel really stupid that I’m smiling so much about this date on Friday Pizza, mariokart battle and Disney movies. Like it’s my ideal night and I’m fucking terrified.
Can you like leave
dyspnoeic: sparkafterdark: Talkin shit behind my back? WHAT NO bro, that can’t be healthy
Excuse me ma'am can I lick your jawline
can u like..not
sonicthetrapgod: women like venus & serena williams are absolutely terrifying to white people and i live for it they are black, they are women, they are visibly physically strong yet they embody their own definition of femininity anyways, they are
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