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phandom-doodles: I’ve seen a lot of these around but I wanted to make like a super challenge. Some of these will have been seen before in other challenges. You can add or change kinks, change the order, do one pairing or a few. Interpret this in whatever
I can’t wait to be at the point in my life where I have the time and money to have a big ass Dobermann Pinscher I can have professionally trained from a pup to protect and listen to me so I can feel like the bad bitch I truly am
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
boyonetta: “You can criticize something you love!” Yeah, and you can also get tired of criticizing something you love. You can get completely fed up with it and decide, “You know what? Flaws aside, I love this thing, and I don’t have to waste
robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game
foodtrucker: I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and I can emerge in the spring victorious
anuvia: iizrandomz: How can stuff like this and this be on the same show as stuff like this and still be fabulous when they have battles like this… …and still have art like… Because this series is amazing.
I’m writing an essay on why abortion should be legal and literally all I can think while going through the pro-life sites is “are these real reasons?” One literally just says that the woman can’t make the choice to kill the fetus.
chickenmai: Fili my heart :”> Nothing special here, I like bruises, I like blood, I like Fili, so have a bruised and battered Fili I’m so lazy I can’t do anything decent ;____; This artist understands my kinks.
canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition
kotetsu-san: “You don’t know anything about him! Never talk like that about him! I’ve never met any other person like Fire, who is strong like a man but also warm and gentle like a woman. There isn’t a more wonderful person than he is!”
brixworks:can you believe my heart broke at this exchange. can you believe i am actually dead like right now
teatime-musings: karuna-tan: teatime-musings: I can’t sleep, so here’s something for you all. (But seriously it’s 4 am and I can’t sleep halp) Introducing the many faces of Seyren Windsor. His parents FTW 8’D Can’t find the source of the
neurosciencestuff: Bioengineers Create Functional 3D Brain-like Tissue Bioengineers have created three-dimensional brain-like tissue that functions like and has structural features similar to tissue in the rat brain and that can be kept alive in the
tinyconfusion: ok now that the hysteria has calmed down a bit can we all like talk about the fact that they used the picture of rose wearing ten’s fave shirt ever and also his hand placement cause like IF YA WANTED ME TO LIVE THESE NEXT FEW MONTHS IN
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
so I got a wand and I can’t wait to fucking use it
oh my god oh my god she said yes she’s gonna marry me holy shit like I am super excited and mind-boggled she said yes can you believe that
stevencrewniverse: From Storyboard Artist Joe Johnston: New episode by Jeff and me, tune in Wednesday Rose’s Room airs Wednesday May 14th at 7PM! Oh, I thought the sneak peek looked like Joe and Jeff’s work! They seem to board on a lot of
I can’t be too sure but judging from that short promo it looks like “Watermelon Steven” is indeed boarded by Hillary Florido & Katie Mitroff as I thought since Steven looks quite a bit like he did in “Secret Team”. But
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
I like reading lists of pop culture references/easter eggs in a show/movie/game, since I can’t catch them all myself, but there’s inevitably always an entry that’s really tenuous, like: “This character is named Bob, which may be a reference to
corrections: libras arent all sex addicts however they do enjoy it :) and they can be good kissers too. cancers dont even come close (sorry cancers) libras can be passionate too and they can love like no other that is all
that moment when you realize that after hearing blink 182s “i miss you” for years and year and years…you hear the line “we can live like jack and sally if you can want…where you can always find me and well have halloween
jordan-reet: @Jordanreet: I love when I tell Anna she can borrow a book from my collection, and she can never pick just one. @AnnaBanks: Haha. What can I say? You’ve got some great books!
kinasty: musselback: you can make me do whatever you want me to, professor HES SO DUMB he’s like ‘oh DUH that’s cuz of me aha oops sorry….’ its ok prof my legs are extra strong now so i can ride u for hours
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
staff: You asked for it. Here it comes. Messaging. Real, threaded, instant messaging. It’s in the latest Android and iOS apps, and on the web. Yep: Now you can talk to a Tumblr. This is a big launch, and it’s going to take a few weeks to get it
probably one of my biggest turn offs when it comes to smut is when the author writes “after a few minutes of doing this,” or “after some time of this,” or anything similar b/c idk it just seeks so rushed and like they can’t
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
stonedpiggy: “You can’t resist Tits.. can you? Like.. not at all. You’ll do absolutely anything for them once you’re stroking, and you can’t see them without starting to stroke.”
zerosuit: trapcard: like I really don’t understand this mentality with Bernie stans. like your candidate isn’t perfect. you can still vote for him without making him seem like he’s the messiah. you still need to be critical of who you are voting
newjaxxcity: the-cringe-channel:Kill me i can just visualize the fedora, i can smell the cheeto dusted fingers used to type this. i can hear the milady left unspoken.
poordork: mercedesbenzodiazepine: iiiiiii…wish I could say I can’t believe that she just said this but…I can like when is this horse face ass bitch gunna die lmfaoooooo what in the hell Waiting for the day she busts hell wide tf open with
slaveoftheflesh: preachthepowerchord: hell-moshpit: itseasytoremember: ironpatriotisstupid: tickingtimelord: squirtle-stahp: ryanroasts: HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE
jujusodope:sourcedumal: Because black people cant be anything other than slaves and hoodrats according to them. We can’t like science, photography and things. We can’t be complex individuals. We can’t have our stories be seen as universal because
apersnicketylemon: creativeandcoolusername: apersnicketylemon: Abusive parents can say “I love you” Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes. Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders.
c0ffeekitten: Feeling the need to apologize for being mentally ill is a miserable, miserable thing.I’m sorry I can’t focus well, I’m sorry I get all scrambled when I talk, I’m sorry I get sad easily or for no reason, I’m sorry I can’t keep
regurgitation-imminent:apersnicketylemon:creativeandcoolusername:apersnicketylemon:Abusive parents can say “I love you” Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes. Abusive parents can seem like parent
I hope the week goes by quickly. Now that we have less than a week til we go to Kentucky, it feels like time is slowing down. Going home is all I can think and talk about!
I can count like 4 men in the entire world I can trust. The rest can all choke. I will never not be scared of men.
86champagnepuppies: malawaa: husband material tbh i still can’t believe this i can’t even get something in the trash can from like two feet away half the time
regurgitation-imminent: apersnicketylemon: creativeandcoolusername: apersnicketylemon: Abusive parents can say “I love you” Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes. Abusive parents can seem like
coelasquid: I’m a puff baby that can dance like a man I can poop on your couches I can poop on your hand I’m a seed eating baby who will peck all your buns Peck all your buns, I will peck all your buns If there’s water on the floor I will splash
hentai-ass: sourcedumal: Because black people cant be anything other than slaves and hoodrats according to them. We can’t like science, photography and things. We can’t be complex individuals. We can’t have our stories be seen as universal because
I would like to be spit-roasted by the Hemsworth brothers, please.
lieutenant-kevin-riley: suicidallyreckless: fuckyeahauthordog: case-for-eviction: Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’ Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?” You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
Lmao yoooooooooo my man’s underestimated me like a bitch. 1 thing about me is I can fuck like not to brag but I’m good in bed like I’m gonna leave u pleased lmao. He was like a big ass teddy bear better year a teddy graham 😋😋😋 ate that
foodtrucker: I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious
When pieces ache and break Promises shattering like bones Take in all the pain Hold it close Remind yourself This is what it is to be alive
I need an antidote, now what can you prescribe?
foodtrucker: I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious <3