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I need my glasses to see but I lost my glasses and need to see to find them. Do you see the problem here? Because I certainly can’t.
queermaya: a few weeks ago i found out something very important when larry calls edgeworth “edgey” in english in the japanese game it’s “mitsu-chan” can you imagine edgeworth being called “mitsu-chan” in the middle of prosecuting a trial
I really can’t beat Flowey I have tried at least 20 times I suck so much at this someone help me ;n;
I reinstalled coreldraw onto my computer again so that means I can spend my free time making stupid shit like this for no reason lol
I literally just spent 趚 on a new tablet because my phones screen wont register touch well enough for me to play SIF lolbut you know what the best part of the new tablet is???? its the mini bluetooth keyboard it came with lmao now i can actually type
staff …. PUT IT BACK!!! Please, I’ve already had to endure the loss of contrast that was so nice for eyes that can’t see particularly well. Please put things back in nice big print in an easy to use menu that was RIGHT THERE where I could
theumbratumbla: The amount of people in the comments section on Youtube for the new Star Wars teaser going “OMG LEIA CAN USE FORCE?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL. MAKE NO SENSE” make me want to jump-kick them in the face. Have you assholes SEEN Empire?
I’m really not sure I can do this anymore. If we don’t come up with at least 90% of our rent for the next 2 months, and all of it after that, we literally lose everything and are out on the streets because we have no way to get the six hours down
Honestly I wanna tell you I can’t go on like this anymore. Tell you that I want more out of this. And I want you to tell me that you want the same.
nollymurs: harry can’t get any more obvious with his affection for niall
So I’m going to Japan for my birthday!Disneyland and the studio ghibli museum are at the top of my list. My housemate has a bunch of things we wants to do tooWhat are the must do/try while we’re there? (Bonus if you can list some vegetarian foods)
Spent the last 40 minutes howling in my mates driveway before driving home. Then started laughing hysterically doing 110kmh cause even if I did wrap my car around a tree I still can’t afford to fix it
It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep. Again. Also, I’m so sore from my ab workouts that it feels like my costochondritis is flaring up.
I have a really awesome opportunity available to me and the only thing that scares me more than going through with it is not going through with it. Also it’s two am and I am lying here wide awake in bed because I can’t fucking sleep. I may
So my ppaw has to go in for testing because he’s had 3 strokes and is always dizzy. He’s not even blood related to me but he’s been the best grandfather I’ve ever had, even over my own shitbag asshole blood relatives. I can’t
ben-c: can we please bring this back
Out of sheer anxiety and mild panic, I’ve already packed up 95% of my stuff 3 days in advance. Which is a great relief but I can’t sleep now because I’m so anxious about the trip home 😅😅😅
lorde-oftherings:sinnings0ftly:Dont ignore red flags just because its your first wlw relationship and youre excited! Girls can and will hurt you too, sweetness. Look after yourselves and don’t lower your standards because you’re scared you
My parents messed me up so bad that I don’t feel like I can depend on anyone for anything. I want the closeness a family is supposed to have but all I learned from my parents is that family is supposed to hurt.
My daughter turned 2 and I can’t believe it. This wonderful little person who upended and touched every corner of my life in the best way is 2. It feels like I just had her, and it’s like,“ wait slow down I’m not ready for you
charlotteagerillustration:i can’t get angry at you, so i just get angry at me
dehcim:Can you feel my heart?
shauge: The most swagged out president we’ve ever had Can he just like.. Oh, I don’t know. Run Canada too? Please?
thehopeless-hangingon: i can’t even express my love for this band in words. ugh Devin Oliver…
yotsuyuyagiyama: genotype1002: yotsuyuyagiyama look what the boyfriend( paradoxalteddybear )and I made!! I AMFUCKUNG NEVER GUNNA LIVE THAT WATERMEOLN COMMENT DOWN AM I??????¿¿¿¿ You can’t live the watermelon down because it’s up your
Another Serial killer? Really? Wtf I can’t even believe that the royal girl was completely spot on
ebonyzerscrooge: Can you really take dick or nah? Nah
And nothin' in the verse can stop me.
going home today!! can’t wait to get back to work!
missstake: theniftyfifties: Burlesque performer Blaze Starr with her pet ocelot. <3 I want an ocelot! I can so hide one in my dorm. :D
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me i don’t even put
babelplanetvlog: language-princess: sizvideos: Thanks to One Third Stories, kids can learn foreign languages the easiest way possible. Get more information here THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES Why hasn’t this existed
my dog made friends with another dog who is apparently a bad influence?? i don’t mind because he doesn’t really get along with any dogs or people except my other dog and she’s very old and can’t play with him as much
oh GOD i just got offered a massive promotion and i’m so shocked. i can’t really go into details yet and i dunno if i should even take this or if they won’t change their mind after all but. WOW
I just read the doves writings from while in the smokies and it breaks my heart. My poor dove has just had it rough and I can’t wait to talk with him and encourage him. Meanwhile I am sore. On a scale of 1-10, I’m a 7. The side muscles of
an-alternative-lifestyle: binches: flannelsandjeans: we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war im gorbachev who wants to be reagan Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants
Awkwardly sitting on my bed on tumblr with my cats because I can't sit in a normal chair without risking the life of my prom hair. I have about...2.5 hours to kill until Alex comes over to see meh, then date then prom pics with my best friends. Brother
beingacliche: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days #to be honest they probably
merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything.
blessed be the boys time can't capture
save who you can save.
quidditchcapricious: My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down And reading it until really late at night And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain And when I put it down
that-girl-with-the-boots: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim
aplacetolovedogs: Cutest Golden Lab puppy Chloe just wants a hug! Can somebody give her a hug please? For more cute dogs and puppies
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bumhol: funkies: LMFAOOO I CANT BREATHE! THESE WHITE BOYS WHO AINT SHIT HAVE LITERALLY THE MOST RIGID STANDARDS FOR GIRLS I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY… “SHORT PETITE GIRLS” ”GIRLS WHO DONT WEAR MAKEUP” “SHAVE!!” PLEASE……………………………….
instapudge: Got him a very long giraffe so he can dream tall #corgi
Someone write me a cute message to wake up to so I can stop being so sad in the mornings
So this is how good my selfies get with this new phone. Maybe I’ll actually whip out my DSLR one day for photos. Maybe then I can also get some awesome Halloween pictures since I’m being batman both days and have some boss shirts and socks
THIS CPA GUY IS GREAT he’s like…ok most of you aren’t doing this for the love of accounting. Most of you are doing it because you really can’t have an accounting degree without the CPA and it will help you further your career
biforce: nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
It’s almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything, only had water and a small bit of preworkout to wake me up and to study for the CPA. I can sense that I’m kinda hungry but i don’t wanna eat anything, and my dad brought me out half of this sandwich
queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills
phanokay: can we appreciate Dans arms for a second please. Holy shit💪🏻
meaganfanart:meeshay:dyrus: okadas: by akaboopi i love the eyes on this dog when he sees it inquisitorpepto The world can be a terrible place. But at least pugs exist.
lovemedonlothario:lovemedonlothario:i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that
manywinged:i’m so sick of this shit can someone please invite me to a masquerade ball in a mysterious castle in the middle of the woods already
paterday: rtvs: inferentialdistance:rtvs:you can’t change fate Of course not, that’s why you should make your own fate before an inferior one afflicts itself on you. this post is about we are all trapped in this post now.FIRE WALL
captainjonnitkessler:Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
i-ate-victor-hugos-brain:social engineering really does have us at each other’s throats for the stupidest shit yet billions of people can’t see it
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