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azusa-asahinas: so i went to hastings today and saw this legolas notebook it was Ū so i said what the fuck and bought it. i get home, open the plastic sleeve and what do i find? this. every goddamn page has this weird “soft pastel legolas” print
cosmicanger:Trans people: Hey please don’t buy this game.Cis people: What if I bought it, but also donated some money to charity?Trans people: No thanks. Please just don’t buy it. Cis people:“More and more I’m starting realize that many people
nerdbotmk2: last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
overly-flirtatious-hitler: starlightwalking: azusa-asahinas: so i went to hastings today and saw this legolas notebook it was Ū so i said what the fuck and bought it. i get home, open the plastic sleeve and what do i find? this. every goddamn page
submissive-faggot: paternal-instinct: “Dad, what are you staring at?”What…oh…just your new swimsuit you bought. It looks great!“Yeah, they’re a nice fit. Like a second skin…”Yeah…it looks great…I mean…you look great… Release
mahouprince: mahouprince: Otakon bound decora boy!!!! If you see me say hi!! :p I got to wear my new Listen Flavor shirt which I got from Tokyo Otaku Mode !! I was so happy to have finally bought it!! It’s one of my dream items ;A;
mahouprince: this coat was on clearance and I screamed I feel like g dragon and I feel SO GOOD I bought it ahhh I already feel like I’ve revolutionized my style and 2016 has only just began !!! It’s going to be a good year !!!!!
sodap6p: Iwaizumi does not know what that shirt means. he just bought it because he thinks it looked cool. (cue matsuhana losing their shit) bonus:
c2oh: i caught a cheap listing of winsor newton cotman so i bought it. its….not as good as i expected, which is funny bc i really like the tube versions. not as bright as my prima one unless you put a looottt of the paint on paper. I might use it for
samleedraws: “Are you disappointed that it’s me?” “No.” - Love, Simon.
naughtynikki69: rubberrickyhull: sexfiendme: sexfiendme:you guys need to see the new buttplug i just bought, it’s gonna break me pray for me That’s a plug 😜 ⛓⛓⛓⛓🖤⛓⛓⛓⛓……BEND OVER SLUT BOY N I’LL INSERT IT….⛓⛓⛓⛓🖤⛓⛓⛓⛓
asian: asian: I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams. Update: I no longer have a bed but I have a sweet ass
highandwet: Found this little piece in my closet tonight, bought it a year ago and now it finally fits properly on my tits :D Very proper
momscuckingsons: Honey, don’t you think this g string makes mommy’s ass look great? A man at the store bought it for me after he saw me looking at it. I sucked him off in the dressing room.
ofstarsandwine:amethyst moon necklacethis seller is awesome I bought like 3 necklaces from them GO BUY THEIR STUFF.
cheatcommandos: intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad
lithabacchi: lithabacchi: Photographer: Velvet d'Amour Many people asked me where did I get this t-shirt. The store where I bought it is selling it with a 30% off discount right now =) Click here to go there
chasteandimpure: I am not sure you quite understand Sissy. I didn’t buy this for me. The fact that I will enjoy it is a bonus. No I bought it so you could see me orgasm up close for the first time.
jaubaius: “We bought it for the cat, but everyone liked it”
slaverchronicles: To keep your slaves body as beautiful as it was the day you bought it, we here at the auction house recommend regular exercise! :-)
happygoluckypyro: Cute coat I found at Victoria Secret a little see through but that’s why I bought it lol. That’s why I buy half the things I buy, because it will make a good picture or a good outfit to film in.
camaryllis: Thanks to all who purchased Animalia!! Here’s my guest art I made for the book. If you haven’t bought it, definitely check it out!
intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me
honest-babee: reading the 5th wave. I know so interesting. the book really is pretty good tho. about an alien invasion and what not.. i didnt know that was what it was about when i bought it.. what w/e. its good
starlightwalking: azusa-asahinas: so i went to hastings today and saw this legolas notebook it was Ū so i said what the fuck and bought it. i get home, open the plastic sleeve and what do i find? this. every goddamn page has this weird “soft pastel
mindfulwrath: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after,
empire420: “What are you going to put inside it, marijuana?” - The old guy I bought it from
la-diablareina: Omg I totally lied to this POT bc I didn’t want to FT him and told him that I’m in class and he bought it because he’s high. 😅😅😅 Omg I’m also dumb for saying that I’m in class but he’s more dumb for buying it
uberofficial: guccicassonade: uberofficial: And I told him that the reason that I told him he can use it was because I bought it for him and then he goes on to say that he doesn’t know how to use manual toothbrushes only Electric SHUT UP! OR WHEN
guccicassonade: uberofficial: guccicassonade: uberofficial: And I told him that the reason that I told him he can use it was because I bought it for him and then he goes on to say that he doesn’t know how to use manual toothbrushes only Electric
I bought a really fucking weird pencilfinallyjenna
theironlypurpose: Hmm, what’s this? I don’t remember getting more lipstick… especially not pink lipstick… thought Sandra. “Honey, did you buy me lipstick?” she shouted. “No, why? You probably just bought it last night and forgot about it…
urdirtylittle-secret: Remember when I said I needed that girls bra… Well I just bought it…. lol oopsy. It’s just too cute 💘 Also happy 20k to me 😄😍
coffeeandspentbrass: mistersailor: sturmgewehr-1944: cfreezy: You might not believe me but this is the same gun of mine in all three pictures. I bought it looking like hammered dog shit in the top one for 跌. Even looking like that it was a steal.
2584milesaway: nerdbotmk2: last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself. @infidef youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lol Hahahaa soooo me!
lady-feral: the-real-eye-to-see: This mom is using her coupon clipping skills to help hurricane victims in need. Laundry detergent, soap, diapers, baby wipes, formula - you name it,the Texas woman has bought it. Kimberly Gager volunteered to shop
migrated: cuntifornias: cuntly: infinita-excelsum: n-i-c-k-s: Flirting at Starbucks Lol Ugh omg am i the only one that thinks people buy the coffee, bring a sharpie with them and write it on the cup after they bought it
herharddaddy: Touching itself without permission bought it an hour with the chair. It will learn.
menifee901: snugglebunchesofeyes: fvlani: walksoftlytay: who the fuck bought it? A fucking racist pile of dried up dog shit. they pulled the auction but it got really fucking high The initial auction was closed. But another one was opened and
weirdnakedthings: “So Roger told me that I had to test the mirror before I bought it to make sure that it wasn’t defective. I told him that I would… but I had no idea what that meant. So… here are my boobs.”
