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This is another video that proves my love for robotic beings, whether they’re female or male. In this case, we see a very good looking guy transformed, through, hypnosis into a machine. A very hot machine. My systems can’t withstand such robotic hotne
tryingtogape: Lazy mornings be like….
slut-problems: I didn’t think that it would be like this. I had pictured something different in my head, something a little more romantic, something a little more civil. What I got was something different, something I wasn’t expecting. They gave
Madoka settled for Netflix instead of raunchy, nonstop sex. Homura, once again, trying to be cool, dark, and evil, but failing.
sabrwasumud: guardian: Hairless hero: Iranian teacher shaves head in solidarity with bullied pupil When Iranian schoolteacher Ali Mohammadian noticed that one of his students was being bullied after going bald as a result of a mysterious illness, he
i-should-be-stronger-than-this: I don’t want to be like this.
Probably offensive and stupid as always but if this body would be like half its weight it would at least look less disgusting even for being a male body.
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
the-lown: why do people look like their art styles so muchlikethey don’t look exactly like itbut you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”
tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on punch me in the gut while my guard was down
charlesoberonn: I like the idea of Jasper becoming a Crystal Gem because Steven is Pink Diamond but she’s not really redeemed, she just switched sides.Steven could say one day “I hate Kevin so much, I wish he was dead!” and everyone would be like “No,
mag200:truly nothing beats the tags on this site, bitches will be like #AFKLJLKSDJDKLF HFHHHHH hhHGHH OP wHY WOU ld yo ud o thiS I CSTN BREATHe #c: jonathan sims #f: the magnus archives #scopophobia #gore #aes: нσω ∂σ уσυ ℓσνє? ℓιкє
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
Alcoholics be like “I’m broke” but always have enough money for booze.
I remember being young in English class and learning that there is always an antagonist in every story and I did NOT understand that. I’d be like….but WHY??When I’m outside looking at the sky, the trees, the nature all around me, I’m in awe
colachampagnedad: cooking shows with white people be like *screams*
goawfma: i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough
I wish I could take a pill and be +100 lbs.
nedsseveredhead: Id like to apologize to all the Dragon Age characters ive yelled at because I misread the tone of a dialogue option
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
ima cut an album, its going to be art pop. my band will be called the cardboard junkies. and we will make panties explode and jock straps snap. we r music.
nickmillertime replied to your post: no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where… just imagine how truly lost he’ll be when max eventually dies and i can’t imagine the dog really has that long left to live
autisticsansa:largishcat:anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me #ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
hatingongodot: This job has ruined all fanfiction involving someone running their own business. I stop focusing on the plot to be like “nobody in this fic is up at three in the morning to frantically close last month’s financials. Who are you reporting
riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love
tinyconfusion: badwolfxoncomingstorm: Let’s be real, Tentoo would be the needy one in the relationship. He needs to hug Rose after a hard day, he needs to kiss her for at least two full minutes before they go to bed each night, and he definitely needs
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
I don’t want to be like “No, you’re not allowed to speculate about the upcoming episode” or anything but I’m baffled at the number of people who seem convinced Lapis is going to be in it when that doesn’t make any sense
Y'know what, I’m going to be mildly disappointed if we never get a Gem based on Apatite who really loves to eator, alternatively, who hates to eat.
elixiroverdose: there’s nothing I don’t like about that scene
My brother had a shirt that says “a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine” which is a science joke but I feel like Garnet would really like to have that shirt too
headspace-hotel:cordeliaflyte:I have no perception of time. I will be like “I have class in 2 hours… Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔”and then i’ll be late to class because I tried to shower 2 hours ahead of time
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
fats: why can’t daddy doms just be like “dat hot” on a picture??? LIKE WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO SAY SOME OF THE SHIT YOU SAY YOU WEIRD FUCKS WHAT IS GOING ON!??!!?
junotdiazzled: the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”
be-risque replied to your post:Please do come work for me. You won’t be disappointed… ;) I’m a strict boss but I’ll make it up to you… i do like a *ahem* firm hand ;)
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
me, seeing fit girls on my dash, eating chicken nuggets like a goblin: oh yeah I wanna *hhrmph* be like that
thoughtkick: “Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.” — Sylvia Plath
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
gingeyy: So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING me
alleycatboy:i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh I am normal and I can be trusted around exposed wrists, mayhaps even bare ankles
sixpenceee:You know if i was a teacher and a student of mine was doing poorly, I wouldn’t call them out like “why haven’t you been doing hw, are you stupid or something”. I’d be like is everything ok and are you alright ? Because teenagers
My dog be like “get that camera out mah face bro” haha #cute #puppy #dog #sleepy #aww #adorable #haha #funny #meme #ok #like #follow #instagram #smile #tumblr #twitter
mikicis:Lofoten, Norway |SourceLNAG|MVC Foto|Instagram|EyeEm Taking solace in the fact that one day I’ll be here with the love of my life, whoever they may be.
solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib
I just want someone I can do cute shit for like buy them lunch but then be able to make them cum whenever I want.
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
walk-like-an-egyptian replied to your photo: Ignore my face and focus on MY BEAST NEW… gurl dem murderers will just be like “i cannot even touch dis gurl she cant hear me in dem nice headphones” thank :“) I hope I don’t get murdered
rodentmancy: pyonkotchi: Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power As long as I have flesh, I have a distraction
miraruinada: “I’m right ‘ere! I’m a proud child of the Godkiller! I’m gonna be like ‘em when I grow up! I’ll be strong and powerful!” “ Hey there kiddo, uh, that’s nice. Always shoot for the stars. Um .
i just realized, the trope i said about one person liking the other person they originally found annoying through time and being togetheris basically what happened with Mako and Wu and i ship them right next to Korrasami LOL
Trying the Aqua Brush!I really liked the result, i never thought it would be like that! It wasn’t a waste of money, good thing
I simply can’t accept that I’ll never be able to experience what sexual pleasure can be like. It’s unbearably painful and slowly suffocating me.
drawendo: I’m back! Like for real real back I want to apologize to anyone who has commissioned me the previous time my god darn laptop forced updated while I was recovering and it got rid of almost everything I was working on, I’m going to be back
zukkaoru:ALTALTALTi made these a while ago but i feel like today is a good day to share them with the worldinspired by (of course) feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe (id in alt text)
im gonna be posting some quick fake spice!luka pv doodles (based on the ones with len sdfSDsg) i thought i should let u guys know its gon be fun n sexy yeehaw
piranicos replied to your post: anonymous asked:I apologize for b… this is like wall-e so cute omgg cr i e s///
