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tommcready: hiimnic: benaddicted-to-cumberbatch: What has the world come to As a guy, I am absolutely against this shirt. as a man i just wanted to comment and drop my manpinion. im a guy and i agree with you, this post gets my seal of approval.
dilftruckers: I am absolutely SPEECHLESS at the sight of this!
ocelott: Klimt, Gustav. Danaë. 1907.Danaë has recently become one of my favorite paintings. I am absolutely in love and I needed to share it.Danaë’s father, Acrisius, the king of Argos, has locked Danaë in a tower to prevent her from bearing children-
fruckin: i am just like officially done with everyone comparing me to everyone else. I’m sorry I’m not her fucking sorry. but the thing is I’m not really sorry at all. id do anything to be good enough for you. absolutely anything and its not enough
bklyn-b: comedyoferror: Rebecca August 2016 photo mike spears Absolutely love these shots - makes me feel like the gypsy witch I truly am
facts-i-just-made-up: It takes up to… No, wait- Horses in modern America are subject to… Uh… Okay- Diapers are quality controlled by an elite team of… You know what I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. What the fuck am I seeing here?
thejamesdean: “Am I in love? Absolutely. I’m in love with ancient philosophers, foreign painters, classic authors, and musicians who have died long ago. I’m a passionate lover. I fawn over these people. I have given them my heart and my soul. The
3nergize: sonata-of-the-soul: lucidwolves: EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS. EVERY. FUCKING. ONE. WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT
momshouseofsluts: It is absolutely wonderful to have a young submissive daughter that is so dedicated to my pleasuring my cunt. She know as soon as she gets home from school, wherever I am in the house, her lips are to be on my pussy lapping until
fuckyeahtattoos: The Crest of Hyrule on my left forearm. I am absolutely in love. Done by Dan at Black Ink Tattoo in Crystal Lake, IL.
james1017cb: richbitchcoco: jimmyjamm65: eat-thebooty-101: ladychai21: meatgod: Absolutely magnificent, meatGod approved This is soooo nasty…and I am allll the way here for it. 😈🤓 I need me a girl like that damn 😈👅💦💯 DAMN
ilovehugelabia70: Hmmm. So incredibly beautiful I am absolutely awe struck by every shot of her huge labia. L.A. Labia Awareness. Where it with pride. Who makes those I ❤vagina shirts where the heart is a ({¡}) ? I could just make them my self.
nentindo: pixiedustbunnies: big hero 6 au where absolutely everything is the same except baymax is voiced by cr1tikal #Whats up everybody its baymax and get ready to shit your nipples because i am a fucking sentient marshmallow
bloodteansfw: Who doesn’t love 8ig 8ooty 8itches? I love Mindfang okay, I absolutely fucking love her. She is pretty much the ENTIRE reason that I am OBSESSED with fucking pirates. piles of coins are death to draw, fyi. COMMISSIONS | HENTAIFOUNDRY
jimisfvckingdead:there comes a time when you just have to decide, am i going to spend my life pining over people that don’t actually want me? and the answer is yes, absolutely.
not really sure how i am feeling right now. should probably just go take my shower then go the fuck to bed. i got absolutely no homework done. all my govt. reading have turned red on habitrpg. but i also went to my homewood, hiked, got a gym bag because
sweetladyklisses: matchbookhearts: sharkbyonly: RORY POND! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CHARIOT! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! THE DOCTOR IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT STONEHENGE, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. IF YOU PUT ANOTHER SANDALLED TOE OUT OF
hiimnic: benaddicted-to-cumberbatch: What has the world come to As a guy, I am absolutely against this shirt.
aubernutter: Am I the only one that absolutely hates doing anything that’s not apart of my “routine”. Going out with friends, Family parties, unexpected change of plans…my mood does a 360 in a matter of seconds. I get angry, frustrated, anxious.
velvetnyc: “Am I in love? Absolutely. I’m in love with ancient philosophers, foreign painters, classic authors, and musicians who have died long ago. I’m a passionate lover. I fawn over these people. I have given them my heart and my soul. The
bigbadblackooze: So, I am doing this as a request of one of my dear friends across the pond who is absolutely obsessed with this fine specimen, Mr. Tom Coleman. What do you say Venomites, host worthy?
crime-she-typed: tokomon:“Are you fucking my man or not?”“I absolutely am. Every night.” Update: he’s now cheating on the side chick with his baby momma #4 BUT WHAT DID SHE EXPECT??
kdotowana: bleeding-art: foeyedcurls: biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: My barber has absolutely no fucking chill. None. I am so done lmao Lmao. I’m religious too! Lmaoo….I guess the song Take Me To Church came from a haircut smh lol
theproblematicblogger: I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that
manslator: straightwhiteboystexting: goldenputa66 Manslation: I am perfectly aware that no one in the entire world would ever, ever date me unless they hated themselves. [Screenshot of text message conversation. It reads: Jackass: You’re absolutely
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: princesdianas: Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017) That magical “I am much MUCH kinkier than I ever before realised I was” moment of beautiful awakening :D In which she realises she absolutely wants to tie up
alstrxemeria: I am absolutely in LOVE with this gag from kittensplaypenshop! I came home today and it had arrived! I’m so happy with it- will totally buy again from KPP and totally recommend them to anyone! They’re the sweetest people, and are very
hetastein: appleznbananaz: Nicki Minaj, I am not a fan of your music, but you have a pretty good stance on feminism in your own way. I always thought she was a total airhead with absolutely nothing intelligent to say (like Rihanna, the Kardashians,
hiddlestonfan: thingsididntknowwereerotic: fangirling-mylifeswork: thingsididntknowwereerotic: GOD BLESS THE MAKER OF THIS POST Shit. Just realized that this had absolutely no mention of Hiddles. I am able to recognize him by wardrobe and torso shape
huellbabineauxdefensesquad: i-am-your-northern-star: everythingfox: “She’s in love with the new tiny human“ (Source) Ok but its absolutely amazing how dogs know “hey this is a tiny, I could hurt it if im not careful” and immediately act
flowieht: differenttragedypirate:Sexy t-gurl!!!! absolutely adore your Perfect Breasts, please can I taste the rest of you. I am keen to Pleasure You 😍😘💋
annalie-sinclairx: unapologeticwhore: Now accepting applications from hot bearded studs to come treat me like the dirty slut I am xox This woman is a godess. Absolutely a godess.
frenchlounge2013: Tonight i feel bitch. Ask your readers to comment me roughly. Xxx Gaia OMG! Your body make me crazy You are absolutely wonderful I am full hard for you and ready for playing all the night Thanks for your wonderful contribution Kisses
cellorama: I am absolutely enamored with the concept of SCP-1171.
squidpirate: I just opened up my belated Christmas present from my best friend and wow do I feel spoiled. An awesome, framed picture of Wolf Link and Midna from Twilight Princess that she did and the Boss Key chest made from a 3D printer. I am absolutely
awkwardstranger98: bitatulipa: nyamafriend: oquelem-sea: 30-minute-memes: I Hear That’s Good AM I HAVING A STROKE? The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me MUHLANEE This is what it feels like when auditory processing just
nisat: (please excuse my shitty drawings i am absolutely horrible at doing comics)I like Symmetra the way she is now but a part of me also wants to see this happen. Redemption arc? yes please (criesalso it makes me sad because judging from symmetra’s
omegaverse:omegaverse:I absolutely hate falling asleep with YouTube autoplaying on TV I dozed off at my desk and when I woke up a 2+ hour Skyrim lore vid was on and I genuinely had a “where the fuck am I ???” Moment
unclefather:bastardcircus:bastardcircus:Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot
I am discovering so many bands that absolutely shred, I can’t keep up and wanna listen to them all at the same time
sissichloe: I am absolutely fascinated by this image! A scenario and a background so pleasant, and in the foreground, a Gurl so sexy, with its beautiful and tapered legs, this fantastic pleated miniskirt, and its extraordinary blonde hair! Gorgeous !
squidwithelbows: The way I see it, Prince Lotor could either be a great opportunity for serious drama or just an absolute Team Rocket-style shitty villain, and either way I am 110% ready to see Voltron dropkick him into space.
chromelxd: I recently finished playing 358/2 Days and now my heart is broken and I am absolutely devastated. I cried real tears at the end…
trogdorthe-burninator: unmecha: screw—gravity: superwholocked-fangirl-universe: hiimnic: benaddicted-to-cumberbatch: What has the world come to As a guy, I am absolutely against this shirt. BURN IT we really do have a gif for everything
lhtrumbl: When people say “but you don’t look disabled”, what they are are actually saying is: “I think disabled people are so different and other than me that I am absolutely certain I could spot them at first glance.” The same goes for
It’s 3 am and I’m absolutely consumed with stress and anxiety about moving out and all this other stuff because I desperately need to rid myself of these people for my own health but I don’t have the financial resources to do so and
I will do anything & absolutely everything for the people I fuck with. If you need anything best believe that I am here for you.
unmecha: screw—gravity: superwholocked-fangirl-universe: hiimnic: benaddicted-to-cumberbatch: What has the world come to As a guy, I am absolutely against this shirt. BURN IT WHOEVER MADE THIS SHIRT NEVER READ A BOOK IN THEIR LIFE.
lowhung505: hangnmeat: nicelatindick: 1, 2 and 3!! Getting hard!! If you a fan of huge rock hard cocks like I am then you need to check out this guys blog. He has absolutely the biggest hardest cock on tumblr. Once you see it .. You will wish you
typical: ohioisloko: thedailysadclub: maggie00love: Boys hurt too i am absolutely terrified and horrified by this that’s because with boys a chemical is released in their brain when they make the decision and boys are more likely to hang or shoot
I AM NOW SEARCHING THE CHRISTMAS PICKLE TAG AND I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING
coldandpale: this is the dress, ella! and this is my messy room hahhahaha Amber ohmigosh i am so jealous! It’s gorgeous! And your room is absolutely darling, as are you! You look beautiful, you should start up a lookbook! Lots of exclamation
I am absolutely driven by the reactions….
All edgelord angst aside, I genuinely want to die. That doesn’t mean I’m going to kill myself, but I feel it in my soul. Every second hurts. The world is absolutely beautiful, but I am so disinterested in everything it has to offer me. I have no dream,
2gagthefag: ourfrenchy: Totale chienne ! Voilà un truc dont je suis tout à fait capable ! Total bitch ! Here’s thing I am absolutely capable of. Follow gag the fag SIRhttp://2gagthefag.tumblr.com gagthefag@yahoo.com
sirawesomeia: fawkess: Love Actually (2003) I am not ashamed to admit that I absolutely love this movie. i know the feeling….
