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apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to
prismatic-bell: loadedguncornflakes: friendly reminder that patrick is a good person :) I have no idea who the hell this guy is, but I am 100000% a fan of his attitude.
demonhamster: lady-starship: i-am-a-lullaby: timelordy-teganbreann: twerkingderp: my-flourish-and-blotts: trustmeimacumbercollective: A friendly reminder that this guy and this guy were born only one year apart WAT I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY LIFE
anastiel: friendly reminder that I am in fact 10000000000% destiel trash
bi-tami: 4 also had my nails done but don’t think pink is my color 5 for all my Friends who like me shaved - THERE!! but you can see that I am Turing slightly gray LOL
pruderanch: 200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
flowerteen: I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
foie: thecutestofthecute: My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. I am tearing up
erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
heterochromiaturian: It’s just a bit early (and messy) but I panicked because I get so caught up in my work that I forget to do birthday stuff for people. (I am a terrible friend). SO, FINALLY, I HAD TIME TO DO SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE LAST
robohaven replied to your post: “I’m sorry that I haven’t been active lately and haven’t gotten around…”: //hugs tightly// I am very happy you have noted these important things. Well done, friend!Thank you!! *hugs back* It really does
mishavi: thepathtodan: roundhousechick: weloveshortvideos: The best knock knock joke I AM GONNA PULL THIS ON ALL MY FRIENDS OMG JUST YOU WAIT That was beautiful
wickedvegas2point0: WickedVegas A HOT Stud to fuck me PLUS a tip!!! I NEED and WANT friends like that! Hubby says I am such a GREAT fuck I should rent myself out so Sign me up!!! Of course dinner and shopping would be nice too!!! Maybe
domstoryteller: Ashley: Hello Daddy…. it’s so weird and hot calling you that. I just had lunch dinner with Sarah and she was telling me how excited she was for you to fuck her tonight and… I know I am her best friend and it would somewhat kill
tapedandtortured: Because that’s what friends are for, am I right?
alissawhitegluz: It’s a small world and the metal world is even smaller! One of the things I love the most about my job is that I am fortunate enough to have friends living all over the world. And, sometimes, you cross paths in random cities when tours
dj-shamrock: adawninglight: chloederp: gypsy-rider: onthewronglead: my-horses-human: sarahlynn5: Well holy shit… The fuck am I watching?????? the actual fuck that’s the best way to beat having no irl friends How— More like, “why?”
big-umschnall-dildos: “I am sure you don’t mind that I invited my friend too. She will be very glad to stick her cock in your fucking ass, together with me obviously!”
shanemank: mistressbrandi: shanemank: goingay86: mistressbrandi: mistressbrandi.tumblr.com Please Mistress Brandi will you help out me to my friends and family so that I am free to let my cocklust totally consume me without fear of people finding
moniquethephysique: OK Great!!…so here’s the thing…I am really a nice person (believe it or not) and I would loooove to be everyones friend (really I would)…But if u don’t know me can u please write a lil note with ur request…Thats all ThaModel
rneerkat: “my batteries low i have to go” i text my friends. they think that im talking about my phone but i am secretly a robot and i must recharge myself
incestdaddy: Daddy is upset that I let my friends write all over my bedroom walls. Hope this picture shows how sorry I am
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I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends with the way I look… but I can make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really cute. I really wish that could be enough,
sarahtoga104: No I will not stop calling Tsuritama the gay fishing show.
milkshakeprincess: *coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that
notablipintime: I don’t have a source for this photo. The man with the sign over his head saying he was just fired is my fiancé. Our friend is holding the sign for him. I am the one holding up the sign that says my fiancé was just fired. In
professor-helms: I am not an artist. But perhaps my artist followers will appreciate this tale that unfolded on my friends FB wall.
a-new-code: davidkarp: catbushandludicrous: Oh I intend to, motherfucker. When I find out one of my friends has tumblr but know that they would judge me if they knew what I posted on tumblr and completely rethink how innocent they believe I am.
artist-confessions: It makes me feel like you are only friends with me because I could draw you something, and that makes me feel like I am less of a person to you. — http://mini-fish.tumblr.com/
princeelias: I told my friend that the next time I see Professor Sycamore on my dash, I would doodle him and here I am doing it. orz
Hahahahahaha fuck leo valdez and his metal dragon thing
rebornica: I am pretty sure all of you hate me because of that post but please just listen, I’m not attacking or demonizing transwomen or anything. I was just illustrating what happened to my friend, Donavan, who before was a genderfluid but he himself
cameoamalthea: benjamin-strider: rebornica: I am pretty sure all of you hate me because of that post but please just listen, I’m not attacking or demonizing transwomen or anything. I was just illustrating what happened to my friend, Donavan, who
mistressofsissies: I AM ENJOYING PLAYING WITH MY SISSY PETS,,, I HAVE A NEW GAME THAT BOTH HELPS A FRIEND, AND LET’S ME KNOW EXACTLY WHO IS LOYAL TO ME AND IS EAGER TO SERVE.RULES:PRESS PLAY ON THE LINK BELOW - 5 SONGS TO CHOOSE FROMEACH SONG MUST
chelsea-heavenlydesires2016: femboisdaddy3: Fembois · Sissybois · Girlyboys · Traps → here I’m just an object for my owners and their friends. They never leave me alone unless I am chained up so that I can’t touch myself for relief. So I’m
adorablelesbiancouples: I never though that I would fall so helplessly in love with my best friend. When I feel weak, she becomes my strength. When I am beaten, she is my protector. When I feel like giving up on my dreams, she is my encourager. She is
